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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:24 pm
(( Now that you've brought Krystal into this I can imagine Star Fox getting into this.. XDD
@Soren: I like that show too! Except when I stopped watching cause I had other stuff to do... ))
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:57 pm
 --Back at the Death Star, Earth Airspace November 23, 2007 5:00 PM-- Rear Admiral Cardgame: Milord, I'm afraid Krystal and our TIE fighters have been defeated. Vader: As I suspected. They served their purpose, though; we now know they've been in contact with the Philadelphia Eagles. This bodes ill for us; if Greil's Mercenaries figure out how to defeat our Greil, we're doomed. Cardgame: So these new people are here to...? Vader: To keep Greil's Mercenaries off the Death Star, of course. Rear Admiral, I introduce you to our new allies! Nergal: It's MORPHin' time! [/really bad pun] Kaiser Wilhelm: Try jumping on me! I DARE you!! Nicholas Cage: I AM A ROBOT. HA. HA. HA. The Grinch: All your Christmas trees are belong to us. You have no chance to open presents make your time. Ha ha ha ha. Cardgame: What you say! *Ahem* I mean, cool! We've got evil minions! Vader: And now we will discuss how best to get rid of Greil's Mercenaries. Any suggestions? Wilhelm: I could poke people with the horn on my head. Vader: No, too straightforward. Nergal: Steal their quintessence? Vader: What? Nergal: Err... soul... energy... thingies. Vader: Nooo... not yet, at least... The Grinch: What if I stole Christmas? Greil's Mercenaries couldn't just ignore an attack on the biggest holiday of the year, can they? Vader: Hmm... I like, I like. You're right. Grinch, go to the North Pole and steal Christmas! Grinch: At once, Lord Vader! *Teleports to the North Pole.*
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:58 pm
--Lincoln Financial Field, Earth Airspace, 8:00 AM November 24, 2007-- Westbrook: Okay, Ike. We've figured out which universe the evil Greil came from. But to get him back there, you'll have to... George Bush: *Appears on CNN* My fellow Americans, terr-r-ists have attacked Christmas at the North Pole and are holding it hostage! Soren: Vader's troops, no doubt. They thought that by stealing Christmas, we'd waste valuable time getting it back. George Bush: Our intelligence shows that the Grinch is behind the attack! And no, I'm not crazy! Titania: Blast! We must get to the North Pole and help Santa! Soren: Wrong. That's EXACTLY what Vader wants. What we need to do now is go up to the Death Star and defeat him. Then if we have to, we can go save Christmas. Ike: We head for the North Pole. Soren: What? Why? Ike: Soren, even if we succeed in blowing up the Death Star, Christmas is in another three of our author's days or so, whereas the Death Star's got another six. Like it or not, we can't ignore Christmas. Soren: Idiocy...
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:50 pm
LMAO. CRACKKK. Good crack. :3
Shinon: ...Somehow... well, if it's the REAL Greil, we're screwed!
Gatrie: Woohoo!
Shinon:...No, Gatrie, not that kind of screwed.
I love this. x]
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:05 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:24 pm
(Looking at this again... yeah, it probably is good crack. XD And as I will say later on, though I'm not a fan of Bush, I shy away from bashing jokes because I've seen too many of 'em. Totally not worthy of Greil's Mercenaries. They're too awesome for that.) (I would just like to add I'm no good with Bush-bashing. I'm no supporter, but bashing just seems older than your standard "knock, knock" joke. Anyway.) Ike: Except... how do we get to the North Pole? Peppy: Do a barrel roll! Ike: What!? Westbrook: Don't worry, Ike. Peppy long ago revealed to us the secret of teleportation, and it is indeed in barrel rolling. Just say where you want to go and do a barrel roll. Ike: Um... okay. North Pole? *Does a barrel roll...* --North Pole, Earth Airspace, 10 A.M. November 24, 2007-- Ike: *Appears* Whoa! It... worked? Mia: *Shivering* C-c-curse the fact that I'm not promoted so I can't wear pants yet! Brrr... Mist: Brr... Y-y-you're r-r-r-right, Mia! Let's huddle t-t-together for warmth! Mia: ...Look, I'm cold, but I've still got my pride, and I'm NOT p-putting any MiaxMist fanfiction ideas in our r-readers. Brr! Also, you're a CHILD! You SHOULD be wearing pants! Mist: But I'm a g-girl! Mia: Doesn't matter! You're a child! Wear pants now! Mist: Make me! *Sticks her tongue out at Mia* Mia: *Draws her sword* WHY YOU LITTLE... Grinch: Well, I WAS wondering when you guys would show up, but thanks to your screaming... Titania: Okay, Mia I expected to blow our cover. But you, Mist? *Tsk* Mist: Err... oops. Grinch: In any case, my elvish helpers don't take kindly to intruders... Stalfoses: *Skeletal noises!* Ike: Blast! He means FORMER elves! Oh, but they'll only be killed by bombs! What do we do!? Shinon: Let Gatrie handle it. He's the biggest lout we have. Gatrie: For Santa!! *Charges at the Stalfoses and pounds them to dust* Shinon: Surrender back Christmas, Grinch! I'm waiting on some good booze from Santa for being a good boy this year, and I'll not be denied!
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:25 pm
Grinch: Err... stay back! I've got a kitten grenade! Kitten grenade: ... Grinch: And I won't hesitate to use it on HIM unless you drop your weapons! Santa: Do as he says! I'm a very wealthy man! Shinon: (Psst, Rolf! If you're so good at hide-and-seek, then go hide from his vision, seek out the kitten grenade, and get it away from him! Now's your chance to shine AND save my booze, kid!) Rolf: (Gotcha, Unkie Shinon!) *Hides.* (Oh, and I'm happy that those of you reading have enjoyed this thus far! ^_^) Rhys: You dastard! Why do you hate Christmas so? What'd it ever do to you? Grinch: Christmas KILLED MY FATHER!! Rhys: Oh, goddess... really? Grinch: Nah, just playing with ya. Say bye to Santa for me!! *Pulls the tail of the kitten grenade.* Kitten Grenade: Meow... Meow... Rolf: *Reappears behind Grinch, kicking him and the kitten grenade away from Santa* Grinch: NOOOO!! *Dies in the massive kitten-tastic explosion.*
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:31 pm
Shinon: Good job, Rolf. I knew you'd surpass your brothers. Ike: Whoa... Shinon, did you just say something nice? Shinon: Uh, I mean... Stoopid job, Ikeolf. I knew you'd cerpasstainly look like an a** in front of your... mothers. *Winks at Rolf to let him know he really meant the first thing. Because even Shinon has a holiday spirit. Awww.* Santa: Phew! Thanks for saving my life, Greil's Mercenaries! Soren: No problem, though if you would remember this when judging whether a certain someone's been naughty or nice this year... *Ahem* Titania: Ah, Soren. Always finding an ulterior motive... Santa: As for my elves and reindeer... they're fine, although I was at a quandry before the Grinch even came. You see, Rudolph was arrested last week by police for a busted noselight. Mia: Err... not to be rude, but why are you looking at me directly? Santa: Mia, with your orange clothes so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? Mia: *Sigh* Okay, MiaxMist is one thing, but this is going too... Rhys: Actually, I just checked with the other reindeer. Santa's story checks out. Plus according to the elves, he was actually born in Sacae, so no worries about him lying. Mia: Well... Rhys, can you come along just to make sure we aren't being bilked? Besides, you'll get good experience riding for when we have our epic archrival-esque battle which will shake the very foundations of the Earth! Rhys: Um... me? W-with you? ...And Santa? Santa: ....Oh! Um, I... rememberedI'mgoinggolfingtomorrowsoI'llletyoudriveRhys! And thanks, Greil's Mercenaries! ...Florida! *Does a barrel roll and vanishes.* (And so it was that Mia, Rhys, and Greil's Mercenaries saved Christmas. Out of the three pairings visible in this part of the fanfic, Mia commented that MiaxRhys she didn't mind. However, she also noted that the epic battle of theirs was still totally going to happen someday. ...Or WAS it!?) So remember, folks. This Christmas, when you open your presents, thank Greil's Mercenaries. Or, if you don't believe in Santa but have younger siblings who do, tell them to thank Greil's Mercenaries. Although, considering this story's "in the gutter" type moments(Shinon/Gatrie lines, Miaxthree different people, etc), if they're real little, they probably shouldn't read this. sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:08 pm
BRAVO! BRAVO!
I love how mia makes Mist wears pants, and then Santa saying
" Mia, with your orange clothes so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? "
XD
Awesome.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:47 am
Lol this is perfect! THANKS GREIL MERCENARIES! (xD Had to say that for their Christmas saving l337-ness) And also has it ever come to you that Lucia is Mias rival? They're both Trueblades and Lucia has White Robes O-o
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:15 am
This is true. Lucia does have white robes... 'scuse me a second.
*Drives up in the Rhysmobile and splashes Lucia with red paint*
Not anymore. =D Now they're red. Like Spiderman.
(But yeah, you'd think Mia would've noticed Lucia's a swordmaster, and Zihark also wields a sword. Ike I can understand not supporting, but it kinda sucks for her to only support three people.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:55 pm
I think Nergal should be next! Kaiser can stick someone with his head then. Also, I think you should incorporate Danved and Devdan next. Same person or no?
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 10:02 am
(Trust me, Nergal's been next for some time now.
And since the Eagles game is on, I'll get back to this later today. ...Yes, I know they're not in the playoffs unlike the Cowboys!)
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Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:34 pm
--Death Star, Earth Airspace November 25, 2007 8:30 AM-- Rear Admiral Cardgame: And so, milord, Christmas has been retaken by Greil's Mercenaries. Vader: So much for him, then. So, what's our new plan to stop them? Nergal: I'm glad you asked. Behold! My latest creation! John F. Kennedy morph: ... Cardgame: Who is that...? *Opens up his Pokedex* Pokedex: John F. Kennedy. President Pokemon. Use extreme caution, as he has been morph-i-fied with Nergal's dark magic. Only vulnerable to projectiles shot from a grassy knoll. Vader: Wasn't he... buried in Washington, D.C.? Kaiser Wilhelm: I used the horn on my head to drill through the ground to get his quintessence! Nicholas Cage: AND I POSED AS A SECURITY GUARD TO DISPERSE SUSPICION. Nergal: I figure that since everybody hates Bush so much, they'll be glad to have Kennedy back! Then, instead of blowing up the world, we can conquer it through the United States. Vader: Hmm... blowing up the world versus conquering it... tough call. Wilhelm: It's not like we've got other ideas to poke around with. Vader: Fair comment. Let's let Kennedy down to Earth for now and play it by ear.
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