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 Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:39 am
8th: Oh no, not again! *twang and the sound of a record scratching*
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:36 pm
10th doctor: now you might call that magic but I call that a D.N.A replication device!
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:32 am
Will: What be tea?
Fifth Doctor: Oh, a noxious infusion of oriental leaves containing a high percentage of toxic acid.
Will: Sounds like an evil brew, don't it?
Fifth Doctor: True. Personally, I rather like it. [smiles]
Sixth Doctor: Unstable? Unstable? Unstable?! This is me, Peri! Right now I am as stable as you will ever see me! You must forget how I used to be. I'm a Time Lord. A man of science, temperament and passion!
Peri: And a very loud voice!
Sixth Doctor: Yes, that too. But not unstable!
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:10 am
K-9: Where is the Doctor?
TARDIS: boop boop beep
K-9: You are a stupid machine.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:32 pm
2nd: Oh thats simple. I hate computers and refuse to be builled by them!
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:47 pm
Officer: Names?
Sara: Sara Jane Smith
Doctor3: Doctor John Smith... No relation
Officer: Age?
Sara: ??
Doctor: You wouldn't belive me.
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:32 am
"Enemy craft, you have the honor of being addressed by his excellency General Tannis, Supreme Commander of the Defense Forces of the--"
"Enemy craft, YOU have the misfortune of being addressed by the Brigadier. Now, get OUT of my solar system."
----Death Comes to Time
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:34 pm
Rose - Is that a technical term "Jiggery-Pokery"
9th - Yeah i came first in Jiggery-Pokery, how 'bout you
Rose - Nah, i failed Hullabaloo
10th - Do you have anyone here named Alonzo
Torchwood woman (?) - No, why, is that important
10th - Whats your name?
Man - Alonzo
9th - Lots of planets have a north
and countless other hilarities and awesomness
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:46 pm
Master/Saxon: Doctor.
10: Master.
M/S: Ooh, how I love it when you use my name!
10: You chose it, psychiatrist's field day.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:51 pm
Dalek: "Have pi-ty..."
Ninth: "Why should I? You never did!"
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:07 pm
Sarah-Jane: It was insane and it did terrible things, but, but, at first...it was so human!
4th Doctor: It was a wonderful creature, capable of great good and great evil. Yes, I think you could say it was human.
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:06 pm
I have a whole blog with quotes from Series 3 but here are my favourites (from Series 1-3)
Doctor: Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink.
Mickey: What's that?
Doctor: No idea. Just made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door".
Baines: Headmaster, sir. Good evening, sir. Come to give me a caning, sir. Would you like that, sir?
Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm 903 years old and I'm the man that's going to save your lives and all 6 billion people on the planet below. (pause) Is there a problem with that?
Doctor: Oh, I think the explanation might be that you've been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection. A little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It's an elementary trick in some parts of the galaxy. But it has got to be said, I don't like the look of that hydrokinometer. It seems to be indicating that you've got energy feedback all the way through the retrostabilisers, feeding back into the primary heat converters. Oh! 'Cause if there's one thing you shouldn't have done, you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one piece of advice: run!
Doctor: Nibbles!
Doctor: This is my timey-wimey detector.
Rose: Maybe Jack would like this dance.
Doctor: I'm sure he would. But who with?
Empress of the Racnoss: At arms! Take aim! And...
Doctor: Relax.
Donna: What did you do?
Doctor: Guess what i've got, Donna? Pockets!
Donna: How did that fit in there?!
Doctor: They're bigger on the inside!
Doctor: If you tell anyone about this, you'll kill them.
Doctor: I'm the Doctor by the way, what's your name?
Rose: Rose.
Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!
Rose: If you come from another planet, how come you've got a northern accent?
Doctor: Lots of planets have a north!
More when I remember others biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 7:06 pm
Martha:: You're completely mad.
The Doctor: You're right. I look daft with one shoe. [Removes shoe] Barefoot on the moon!
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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:17 am
Doctor: Well, actually, this is the fifteenth incarnation of New York, so it'd really be New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York.
Give or take a few words.
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Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:46 pm
*Rose examines cat-flap. Doctor pokes cat-flap from behind. Rose pushes cat-flap open and sees Doctor. She quickly opens the door.*
Doctor: What are you doing here?
Rose: I live here.
Doctor: What'd you do that for?
Rose: Because I do. I only live here because someone blew up my job.
Doctor: Must have the wrong signal. You're not plastic are you? *Raps Rose's forehead* Nope, bonehead. Bye, then.
Rose: You, inside, right now.
(few minutes later)
*While Rose talks, the Doctor rumages through the stuff on the coffee table*
Doctor: *Reading magazine* That won't last. He's gay and she's an alien. *Flips through book* Hmm, sad ending. *Reads envelope* "Rose Tyler". *Stares into mirror* Could've been worse. Look at the ears! "Luck be a lady..." *Shuffles cards which fly all over the room* Maybe not. *Looks behind sofa and promptly gets strangled by plastic arm* biggrin
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