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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 3:25 pm
Yo mama is so fat she has her own gravational field!
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:12 pm
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes: jumbo, humongous, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:21 pm
Yo mama's shirt size is infinity.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:29 pm
your momma is so ugly she looked out the window and was charged with 1st degree murder.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:32 pm
Yo momma is so ugly, my momma started to cry.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:34 pm
(sorry bout this I gotta say it!) Tis border line pg-13:
Yo momma is like a pirate, There she blows!
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:42 pm
(Nice TJ XD)
Yo momma is so fat I finally found my Great Dane lodged within her fatty rolls.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:43 pm
(thankies) Yo momma so old they told her to act her age and she died.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:46 pm
Yo mamma's so dirty, whenever she goes swimmin in the ocean Exxon has to come and clean the spill.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:48 pm
Yo mama's so fat if you slap her back you can ride the waves.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:59 pm
man, yo momma so fat she sat on a Gamecube and turned it into a gameboy
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:10 pm
Your matriarch is of such immense size that she can be observed from space.
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:18 pm
...alrighty then.
Your momma's so stupid I asked her about x-men and she started telling me: well there's my first baby daddy, and some guy I used to mess around with...
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:36 pm
Your mother plays card games in hell twisted (Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged quote)
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