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god i'm tired.. wait.. I was gonna tell a story wans't I?

Oh Lithia I kep on forgeting. When I got off guess who knocked on my door.

Your Bf? question

can I kill him?? mean b*****d.. what did he say? alrighty all I have to go to work now! see ya later.

During Spanish III class last year, we were playing a review game on the marker board. As I was writing, I sneezed. Blood litterally shot out of my nose and on the board. That hurt like hell when I did it.

Okay, promise not to laugh? First day of junior high. I was looking good with my little skirt on and everything. I went to the bathroom and when I came back out, everyone was looking at me. Several boiz gave me thier number and when I asked my friend what was going on, she pulled me to the side and told me that a whole side of my skirt was tucked in my panties! Half my fat a** was out! ? The boiz at the high school still haven't forgotten that and because of it, they call me gangsta wit da junk in da trunk! I embrace my nickname now. I do indeed have a big a** and the boiz love it, but at the time, I was mortified.

your so great! ^.^ .. Didn;t he get thatI knew it wasn't you?? * confuzzled look* any way, So here is MY funny /patetic story what ever you want to call it.
Well karma is a b***h and after i left here to go to work yest. I was standing in an office sorting thru papers and stopped to lean on a paper shredder I didn't know was still plugged in. So after a few seconds I heard this whirring sound and felt my arm get tuged on. WE The little dangley cuf fof my sleeve had gotten caught and I got my arm stuck inteh machine... >.< Stupid thing ate my shirt and gave me a bruise the entire lenght of my arm. .. after, Me and another lady who helped me to pull the plug got my arm out, couldn't stop laughing. I looked so funny standing there with half of my sleeve totally gone. sweatdrop So yes. A very painful but funny story.
* kills the paper shredders*

candy!!!