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 Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:47 pm
another thing we decided we'd do is...
well, yesterday, we had like five stands in the tuba room (we're not sure why) and every 30 seconds someone would come to the door (it was wide open) and ask if we had any stands. Our natural reaction was to look at the stands, then be like, uh...no. we don't have any stands in here. then close the door in their face. Then we would open the door a couple mintues later and repeat.
So we decided every day we're going to bring another stand into the tuba room, until the room is filled with stands (though we may end up putting some in the ceiling...xD) and there aren't any more stands in the band room. And everyone will be like, wtf, we want our stands back. lol. Good times, good times...
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:39 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:02 am
Okay this isn't a prank or anything but it was ******** hilarious to watch. So one day during band camp it was as hot as it gets and Yoder (section leader) pulls his gym shorts up as high as they'll go and tucks in his shirt, and rolls his sleeves. So we're like okay... Then when we're called to attention he sticks his butt out. Now he's got his feet together his a** sticking out and his horn is about 20 degrees above level. After we finish that segment we all did it. Mr. E told us we had to pull down our pants. Tim (a senior) pull down his pants to his ankles to show us that he's wearing penquin boxers. It was awesome.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:12 am
I was in the flute section during band class and since each one has a long slim metal instrument, we all thought it would be fun to try to balance them on the palm of our hands. Obviously it was the stupidest thing we've ever done since my friend couldn't balance her flute and ended up falling and hitting my head. I had a bruise above my eyebrows for a week.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 5:10 pm
Last year we went to atlanta, and the enitir trumpet section was hammerd and two of us got alcohol posioning, it was HI-larious.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:37 pm
Tis The season... Well, I be a trombone...
We have our own dance.... which is always fun to do....
We fight over a practice area near a tree, CAUSE ITS OURS>!>!
We had a trombone party, played guitar hero II, apples to apples ((HECK YES!!)) and we acually had a brawl in the back yard.... and someone tried to tackle me and bounced off..literally bounced off..me...
We made a family tree, and its literally insane...
We used one of our hats, and created the game Ultimate Hat, sitting on the practice feild.... ~Kanrik
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:54 pm
Low Brass here. Tuba player Sora reporting!! Well, the prank was originally for our freshmen baritone but it went somewhere else...here's the story.
The trombones and baritones put a red bra in our freshmen's horn and so when we went to sectionals and she blew into the horn, the bra went flying out!!! She had this disgusted look on her face and was like, "Dude, I don't wanna know who's it is." And we started joking about it.
When practice was over, a tuba player (not me) took the bra and put it in our brass captin/low brass leader/tuba leader's sousaphone and we waited for him (and may I say he's scary when he wants to be). He came in and saw it. Picked it up and turned around with a GLARE on his face and immediatly looked at the girl who put it there. We started laughing but he was just mad about it...akward day.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:02 am
well im in the Tuba section at my skool n we dont do crazy stuff....we ARE crazy like we skip to the field and the other day we were tlkin bout herpies...weirdest convo ever and this dude in my suzie section wuz like dude if u ever give my herpies i will kill u cuz i said that if i ever got it i would give it to EVERYONE...i'm mean like dat razz
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:37 pm
im a freshmen in hs now, so im sure there is more to come.
my twin sissy and i are both originally double reeds, but for marching we had to switch to alto saxophone...AGH! there is this sophomore in our section who is completely racist and doesn't listen to anything anyone says. one day he decided that he would take our section leader's stand and trade it for his. while he was doing that he asked if we could hold his sax. we only said yes b/c
1-our leader would kick his sorry butt
2-my sissy had an idea.
while he was preoccupied getting chewed out by the SL my sis passed his sax to the person next to her. she said"pass it on" and at first they wouldn't...until she told them it was his. thenthey continued passing it all the way down the row until the bass c-nets got it. he was totally oblivious to what happened, and when we told him what we did he was still confused...ah band.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:58 pm
I'm a freshman in the HS marching band. I'm in a new school ((3 years)) and we have a very small band. Most of it is seniors and freshman. Go figure. I'm play trumpet, and I swear, we're the most perverted people that very ever walked the face of the planet. OK, maybe not, but its pretty bad. But, it makes sectionals fun! : D
Like at band camp this summer; for some odd reason our directer (aka dictator) put us in the janitors closet. Sam, our section leader found a can a freezing spray and treated all the guys with it. Dion, the "2nd" chair (he's really like, 4th) tok it and sprayed his hand. He can not move it the rest of the day.
Another time, we were in the auditorium, and Dion was running around being stuipd. So Sam threw a shoe at him, and it landed right on his balls! LOL! He layed on the ground for about 10 minutes. It was hilarious!!!
Yes, good times, good times..... can't wait for next years band camp. :]
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:04 pm
I'm one of the two tenor sax's in our class period, and for a whole song, we played as if we were alto saxs (playing with the sax directly in front of us, resting on the chair in between us). xD The teacher was surprised we could actually play like that.
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:22 pm
Ok so im a saxophonist and well every month we have a section super and the horns are combined with us so we are called the sax and horn super and so one day we thought it would be funny to put sex and porn super on the board and we all got detention cause our principle has a stick up his a**
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:51 pm
I play Baritone.
I have a friend named Safika. She play Mellophone. Her birthday is at 15th September, so at that day, we go to extra exercise, but don't have an exercise, we said to her, we'll have a joke with Roni. She hates Roni, so she follow us. Before she came, we mix water, flour, and red food colored, so it look like blood, before I can run anywhere, the said I must put that 'blood' in my mouth, so I did it. Then, when Safika came, I look terrible, like I will die in ten seconds. one, two, three, four, five, si-cough! I cough and the 'blood' sprayed to Safika's face, and she got panicked, so she told the first Senior she meet, and when the senior came to see us, He found we all laughing and I laughing with much 'blood' on my lip, so he (that fear to blood) scream then he got unconscious.
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:48 am
In my band the trombones and tenor sax's are like 3 chairs away from each other and the trombones dont like the tenor sax'x well we really do but we act like we dont...its a band thing...lol...so we sit in band and call each other names one day i thought it would be funny to put a big puddle of slide oil and spit into his chair so we all got together and did it so when he came into the room he sat down in it and everyone was laughing like crazy so he asked what we were laughing at and i tell him and he jumps up and screams "WHAT!" and on his but and all down his pants was spit and slide oil..lol...great times gotta luv senior/junior band
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:42 pm
Hah
One day, our band director randomly moved the second saxes (which is me and a friend of mine) back a row with the trumpets.. So we pretended to be on strike and we would play with the brass' parts and wrote threats on the board and calling the BD racist.. and we stole our ex-section's cases and the BD's stool and his coffee (AKA his lifeline.)
Then the next day we posted protest signs all over the band room trying to make our BD feel bad for us.. and it worked and he gave us cookies. (;D!)
So a couple of kids got mad and they wanted cookies, so they formed their own protest group called the KKR (kool kids row) since they moved back and formed their own row.. and so my friend and I moved back and our section formed our own group called the USHR (united sax horn republic). Then a buncha people started forming their groups and soon enough we had a giant war going on.
It was great. :]
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