Harry Potter Quotes

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"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B****!"
-Molly Weasley, Deathly Hallows

That's mine too!

"It is my belief that the truth is generally preferable to lies."
~That was Dumbledore in... Goblet of Fire, I think.

"Professor Dumbledore, yesterday, when I was having my Divination exam, Professor Trelawney went... very strange."
"Indeed? Er... stranger than usual, you mean?"
~Harry and Dumbledore, Prisoner of Azkaban.

"I'm not putting them on. I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks."
~Um... Archie? I think. Goblet of Fire. My reaction to this was basically the same as Hermiones...

"Don't play"
"Say you're ill"
"Pretend to break your leg"
"Really break your leg"
~Hermione and Ron, Philosopher's Stone.

"I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."
~Ron, Prisoner of Azkaban.

"All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
~Harry, Philosopher's Stone.

"Thought the sun shone out of my brother's every orifice, he did."
~Aberforth in Deathly Hallows (obviously), a common line, but brilliant 'cause its about Dumbledore!

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
~Dumbledore in Deathly Hallows.

"What do you like to be called when we're alone together?"
"MOllywobbles"
~Arthur and Molly in... Um, I've forgotten the name of the book. Half Blood Prince, thats the one! *shudder* Poor Ron, how would he react to hearing that?

"Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret... I want to fix that in my memory forever"
~Ron, Goblet of Fire.

"When two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
~Ron, Goblet of Fire. Harry and Ron in Divination reminds me strongly of my friend an I in chemistry.

"I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said, Harry"
~Dumbledore, Goblet of Fire.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."
~Harry, Order of the Phoenix.

"I didn't realise it had to be so wet."
~Harry in Philosopher's Stone. xD

Make way for the Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!"
~Fred or George, dunno which. Chamber of Secrets.

"There's no need to call me sir, professor."
~Harry, Half-Blood Prince.

"Didn't you listen to Dolores Umbridge's speech at the start-of-term feast, Potter?"
"Yeah, she said... progress will be prohibited or, well, it meant that...that the Ministry of Magic is interfering at Hogwarts."
"Well, I'm glad you listen to Hermione Granger at any rate."
~McGonagall and Harry, Order of the Phoenix.

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
~Fred and George, Philosophers Stone.

"He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit."
~Remus, Half-Blood Prince.

"You haven't got a letter on yours I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."
~Philosophers Stone... George I think.

"I could've taken those mer-idiots any time I wanted"
"What were you going to do, snore at them?"
~Ron and Hermione, Goblet of Fire.

"If you'd died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet"
~Moaning Myrtle, Chamber of Secrets. I do't actually know if this was from the movie or the book, I just remember the line!

"It would’ve been so much easier to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident. Shame his mother likes him..."
~Ron, Goblet of Fire.

"Colin, I fell in! It was brilliant! Something in the water grabbed me and pushed me back into the boat!"
~Dennis Creevy, Goblet of Fire.

"It unscrews the other way"
McGonagall, Order of the Phoenix, helping Peeves who was trying to uscrew a chandelier.

"Why in the name of Merlin's saggy left-"
~Ron, Deathly Hallows. LMAO. I love this book, even if just for the wealth of wizarding curses in it.

"Well, that's good, just as long as it's not drawn out. I don't want to suffer."
~Harry, Goblet of Fire.

"I dreamt that I was playing Quidditch the other night, what do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something
~Ron and Harry, Order of the Poenix.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon it doesn't mean we all have"
~Hermione, Order of the Phoenix

"Oi! Theres a war going on here!"
~Harry, Deathly Hallows. I squealed at that part, completely terrifying my brother, and hugged the book.

"He has, to use a common phrase, done a bunk."
~McGonagall, Deathly Hallows.

Okay, this is ridiculously long... I bet you can't guess which two I've read the most! I know large parts of the first four books off by heart, hence this ^_^

Sorry about the random order, but I just put them down as I though of them, and the thought of sorting them all out was too much!  

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I know, isn't it brilliant?
I have it written in chalk on my bedroom ceiling!

I mean, of course not, I'm cooler than that.
Ahem.
^_^