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 Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:40 pm
I haven't had Pop Rocks in ages!
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:13 pm
No stupid conversations or one liners today, I got better news.
So I've been having a lot of health issues lately and got my labs back today.
Good News: I don't have cancer, my tumors are benign!
Bad News: They aren't exactly sure what's going on with me. So I'll be the lab rat for awhile longer.
But yeah, no cancer, w00t.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:10 am
 YAYYYYY no cancer... but lab rats are pretty awesome... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:54 am
Well that's some good news at least.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:22 am
"Wow.
I can't believe I wasted 5 minutes of my life reading all this crap.
Why can I not stop reading it? Why do I want more?
I want to kill you, but I think I would drop the knife in my fit of laughter. xD"
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:47 pm
Lab rats are alright, I'm thinking about demanding an exercise wheel though, and yup Seph, it was good news.
Pixie, I can't believe you wasted that much time reading this s**t either. Thanks though, I guess.
Alright, this one got me into trouble today.
Some Old Hag: Your eyes are so pretty.
Me: Thanks, their just black. Nothing special.
SOH: No, it's rare to find someone with deep black eyes like yours. It really makes you stand out. But so does your over all look.
Me: ...Oh, thanks.
SOH: Really, you are very handsome, are you single?
Me: No.
SOH: [while reaching for my a**] That's too bad, if you were single and I was ten years younger. [hacking laughter]
Me: [While pushing her hand away] If you were ten years younger, you'd still be older than my mother, and I really don't have any desire to get involved with someone my mothers age. Thanks though.
SOH: [Glares then reports me for being 'rude']
It was gross, like being hit on by a female version of The Crypt Keeper.
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:21 pm
Um... ew...
Wait... isn't it harassment on her part?
Still ew...
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Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:31 pm
"Wow...ummm...creepy old ladies. O.o"
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:11 am
Yeah it was gross, I didn't get in any real trouble. They just gave me a write up to shut her up. It was pretty funny. I can't remember what it says right now, but I'll post what it says on Monday.
Anyway, I got a bit of a drunken discussion tonight. It was funny as hell to me, but then agian I was/am a bit tipsy.
Friend1: Why don't you like the beach? It's ******** great, lots of chicks and s**t.
Me: I don't like the sand, or the sun, or the salt water. Pretty much the entire beach, but the pier is pretty alright.
Friend2: I'm afraid of the water...beach water.
Friend1: Why? Can you swim?
Friend2: Yeah, but lots of stuff live in the beach water.
Me: I think they changed it from beach water to ocean in 80's.
Friend2: I don't give a ******** what it's called, you're not getting me in it. I don't care if I'm on fire, I'm not getting in the beach water ever.
Friend1: What do you mean a lot stuff?
Friend2: Animals, sharks, squids, whales, sharks, and sea lions, you know, s**t like that.
Friend1: Those ******** things are mean.
Me: What things?
Friend1: Sea Lions, they'll ******** you up, they aren't called lions for no reason.
Friend2: See, I'm smart for not getting in the water.
Me: You guys need to stop drinking, or I need to start drinking more. You're both ******** stupid.
My memory is kinda fuzzy right now, but I'm pretty sure that's how it went. I need new friends.
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:47 am
I don't like going to the beach... I go like... once a year... maybe...
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Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:06 pm
I live ten minutes from the beach, I hardly ever go. I don't like sand.
Anyway, the write up was pretty great, it reads.
"For future reference, please refrain from flaunting your sexuality in front of the elderly, thank you."
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:47 am
xD Flaunting your sexuality. xD "Die, die! Die, little bat thing! Die!"
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Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:47 pm
Not flaunting one's sexuality would be like... a crime against all that is good D:
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:43 pm
~* *~Guess Ska hasn't heard anything funny lately. xD "Oh noes! Godzirra egg! OwO Kaboom!"
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