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 Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:11 pm
On a Lunacy Fringe everyone except me got up and ran. So I'm just sitting there like 'hmm great guys, that was probably the worst possible thing you could have done' Hm... prety much. On a Lunacy Fringe one of the girls I was with, who is like the last person that I would think would do something like this, stands up and starts bawling and just yells, "OH MY GOD WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A STRANGER!!" Effing awesome. Give her a high five for me! Bloody good thing she came up with that!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:46 am
On a Lunacy Fringe and then, one of the girls I was with, who is like the last person that I would think would do something like this, stands up and starts bawling and just yells, "OH MY GOD WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A STRANGER!!" so we all played along pretending that we thought he was a rapist, and had to leave the park (and also a good $50 of bud, and my piece. It was a very scary, very strange experience. That is so awesome. You got really lucky. The last time I cried in front of a cop, he said "Oh, stop your crying, there's nothing worse than a drunk girl". Bleh.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:22 pm
The FDA On a Lunacy Fringe and then, one of the girls I was with, who is like the last person that I would think would do something like this, stands up and starts bawling and just yells, "OH MY GOD WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE! WE THOUGHT YOU WERE A STRANGER!!" so we all played along pretending that we thought he was a rapist, and had to leave the park (and also a good $50 of bud, and my piece. It was a very scary, very strange experience. That is so awesome. You got really lucky. The last time I cried in front of a cop, he said "Oh, stop your crying, there's nothing worse than a drunk girl". Bleh. yeah, yeaaah we were SO lucky she thought to do that. And, yeah, I don't think he knew we had been smoking? He didn't say anything about it sooo, i'll take it.
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:00 pm
Cops are ******** stupid. That, makes me remember a clash I had with a cop.
A friend of mine and I had a bad meeting with a dealer and called the cops. And one of the cops made a joke on my cost, so I said to him:" You know, my subjective, personal emotions tell me you're an a*****e, mister!"
I know he wanted to criminalize me for insulting him, but I only told him what I think of him. So he had the damage and I my joy...
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:19 pm
I learned that if you tell the cops you don;t condone to searches they can't just search you outa no where with out a warrant, unless they find you dangerous.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 2:49 pm
AddyAddict I learned that if you tell the cops you don;t condone to searches they can't just search you outa no where with out a warrant, unless they find you dangerous. Consent. You don't consent to a search. Because that's your constitutional right; you are protected from illegal search and siezure. Here's a good resource: How To RespondAlways, always, ALWAYS know your rights.
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Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:36 pm
faolan AddyAddict I learned that if you tell the cops you don;t condone to searches they can't just search you outa no where with out a warrant, unless they find you dangerous. Consent. You don't consent to a search. Because that's your constitutional right; you are protected from illegal search and siezure. Here's a good resource: How To RespondAlways, always, ALWAYS know your rights. That's important, I gotta check the laws in here. I know cops can't search your house or car without an order, but I'm not sure about searching you....
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:07 pm
Aqueronte faolan AddyAddict I learned that if you tell the cops you don;t condone to searches they can't just search you outa no where with out a warrant, unless they find you dangerous. Consent. You don't consent to a search. Because that's your constitutional right; you are protected from illegal search and siezure. Here's a good resource: How To RespondAlways, always, ALWAYS know your rights. That's important, I gotta check the laws in here. I know cops can't search your house or car without an order, but I'm not sure about searching you.... Same thing, really. They need probably cause at the very least. Now, if you're being "detained," that'll often involve going for a ride, so they will do a cursory weapons search. If the arresting officer or officers are male and you're a woman, you can certainly ask that a female officer be present, but that really only buys you time. And since it's time in which you're being watched, you won't have the opportunity to get rid of anything from your pockets.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:12 pm
faolan Aqueronte faolan AddyAddict I learned that if you tell the cops you don;t condone to searches they can't just search you outa no where with out a warrant, unless they find you dangerous. Consent. You don't consent to a search. Because that's your constitutional right; you are protected from illegal search and siezure. Here's a good resource: How To RespondAlways, always, ALWAYS know your rights. That's important, I gotta check the laws in here. I know cops can't search your house or car without an order, but I'm not sure about searching you.... Same thing, really. They need probably cause at the very least. Now, if you're being "detained," that'll often involve going for a ride, so they will do a cursory weapons search. If the arresting officer or officers are male and you're a woman, you can certainly ask that a female officer be present, but that really only buys you time. And since it's time in which you're being watched, you won't have the opportunity to get rid of anything from your pockets. I did some research (I asked my dad), and it was exactly what I thought, and what you said, they can't search you unless they catch you in the middle of a crime, in this case, with the substance on your hand.
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:00 pm
-Reads everyone's stories-
Aw, I feel boring! I have no exciting story.
..Well, then again maybe it's best I don't ^_^;;
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:42 pm
Aqueronte faolan Aqueronte faolan AddyAddict I learned that if you tell the cops you don;t condone to searches they can't just search you outa no where with out a warrant, unless they find you dangerous. Consent. You don't consent to a search. Because that's your constitutional right; you are protected from illegal search and siezure. Here's a good resource: How To RespondAlways, always, ALWAYS know your rights. That's important, I gotta check the laws in here. I know cops can't search your house or car without an order, but I'm not sure about searching you.... Same thing, really. They need probably cause at the very least. Now, if you're being "detained," that'll often involve going for a ride, so they will do a cursory weapons search. If the arresting officer or officers are male and you're a woman, you can certainly ask that a female officer be present, but that really only buys you time. And since it's time in which you're being watched, you won't have the opportunity to get rid of anything from your pockets. I did some research (I asked my dad), and it was exactly what I thought, and what you said, they can't search you unless they catch you in the middle of a crime, in this case, with the substance on your hand. But just remember, that doesn't mean it won't happen -- the officer in question can easily say that he or she observed what they perceived to be suspicious activity on your part, and based on that can call it probably cause. @ Mad Hatter: Don't jinx it!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:13 pm
man, this one time I was with an ex-friend of mine, and it was during school, and it was back when I was all sketchbag, we went to this ally, and all we had to smoke was a roach at this time, and as we were about to pack it in my pipe, a COP walks up and sees. It was so pathetic, the cop told us to back up away from our stuff and asked us for our id's if we had any. And he was such a douche, he was like trying to scare us, he was all like, " what do you want to be when you get older?" and then one of my friends replied " i wanna be a lawyer," and the cop was like yah, well not anymore, you cant have any recrds, do you guys ever go across the border?" my friend replies " ya, me and my family goes to the states every year to go shopping" and the cop says,"yah well not anymore." like yah okay. man, and it was so funny too, cause when he was so wheres what you guys were smokeing? and we were like thats it, just that roach. And he picks it up. and is like." theres like nothing in it? :S" and i was like, uh yeah, WELL" lol, and then he took my awesome pipe and the roach and all the little baggies i had in my bag. it was so lame.
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:12 pm
I have a story kind of like that, that happened last night.
My friend and I were on our way to the Stone Temple Pilots concert...it was like a 2 hour drive, and she had brought a bottle of rum that had been at her house, and we were gonna drink it in the car in the parking lot at the concert before we went in because booze at the concert is soooo expensive.
So we are driving around this city. I have no clue where I am going. We are looking for signs to the arena. Then we see a sign and it says turn left like..NOW!...so I turn my turn signal on, there is a car in the lane I'm about to get into, but he is a ways off, so I start getting over. I am halfway into the lane when I realize that the car starts coming up on us really fast..TOO fast..I freak and swurve back into my previous lane, as that car turns on blue lights. I am freaking out! "********! I got a bottle of booze in the backseat in my backpack and he is going to pull me over! Damnit!"
But, to my surprise, he hauls a** and keeps going and was only turning the lights on to tell me to get out of his way. I seriously had to pull over and breathe for like 5 minutes. Scariest s**t omg.
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Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:10 pm
God I love this guild's stories...
I got a pretty good one,
It was the school spirit day and me and my friend went to the bank to take care of some bussiness then he was going to drive me to my house, because its on his way...
on the way to my house I found out he smokes weed, fun, and it just so happens that I had just enough for a nice size bowl at home, so I couldn't resist but to invite him to chill with me...
so Its like one o'clock and we had all the s**t spilled on the table,
he was showing me how to roll a Join't, and we had just finnished packing my bowl, when I here a car pull into muy driveway...
I ran to the door, (it was my dad), slammed it shut and ran to the kitchen...cleaned up...and ran it downstairs into the refrigerator... ran back up staires and had the TV on all before my dad should have had the door open...
well we sat there for like 5 min and was like !WTF!...right?... then I looked to see what my dad was doing...
He was calling the cops because he saw a car that he didn't know in his driveway... and when he approched the house, the door was slammed shut, so he thought the house was being robbed...
well the cops came,
and my dad talked to them,
then me and my friend got baked off our asses,
he started ******** a tree,
akwared. xp
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:41 pm
I haven't smoked too often so I haven't been caught yet.
My brother on the other hand...
1st time: My parents were in Michigan visiting family and our neighbors were semi-watching us (we stayed in our house but our next door neighbors would check on us every now and then) so my brother is in the bathroom smoking and i'm downstairs watching TV and it's around 10 o'clock (PM) and I hear banging on the door, I got nervous because our neighbors had checked on us about an our or so previously...and it was him again..."Where's your brother?" you could tell by the tone of his voice that he knew...(to this day neither of us know how he knew, we guessed that he saw the smoke coming from the bathroom window...from his porch) and I said he's in the shower (my brother had turned on the water when he heard the knocking) and he pushes me aside, runs up the stairs and bangs on the door...
Neighbor: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
my brother:taking a shower...why?
Neighbor: WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE AXE?
my brother: It's the body wash we have...
Neighbor: OPEN THE DOOR!
my brother: alright hang on...(you hear rummiging, then he opens the door wearing a towl) What?
Neighbor: why are your eyes red? (he didn't use enough clear eyes)
my brother: I had a red bull earlier (when my brother's blood pressure rises his eyes turn red...so it was a legit excuse)
Neighbor: BULLSHIT! WHERE IS IT?
my brother: (shocked) w-w-?
Neighbor: WHERE....IS....IT?
needless to say my brother got dressed and told him it where it was in the attic, he returns with a full sized glass bong and an eighth (he had already confiscated his bowl he had on him) my neighbor cussed him out called my parents yadda yadda yadda it was terrible he got in major trouble but didn't get charged with anything (my neighbor is the head of narcotics in my area...yeah...)
2nd time: Okay, this was just a dumbass situation because his friends are stupid...anyways...he was with a few of his friends lets call them...CJ, and stephen (first random names on the top of my head xD) ok, so Stephen was driving CJ was in the passenger and my brother was in the back seat they were going to their friend's ...Austin's (whatever xD) house...anyways stephen did an illegal U-turn and a cop happened to be sitting there so they get pulled over and the cop asks Stephen to get out of the car and out of his pocket fell a big zip-lock bag of weed...so the cops searched the car and the passengers...here's the roster.
Stephen:that bag and a bowl
CJ: Scales in the trunk, a glass bong, and another huge zip-lock bag.
my brother: a bowl and an eighth.
my brother and stephen were handed over to my neighbor...my neighbor called their parents and said this was the last time he was covering their asses and neither of them were charged.
CJ however...Got ********, but since his family could afford a good a** lawyer he got like 50 hours of community service and a weekend in jail.
(the original sentence was like 3 months in jail for dealing, and he had other junk in his record)
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