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BlueRaven990

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:20 pm


Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


But they would mean that Zurg are capable of leaving one atmosphere, travelling through cosmic plasma and locating a planet as well as getting there in such a short amount of time that they still need to be raised.


Would explain why they are higher beings, so to say.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:24 pm


Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


gonk gonk NO! You reminded me of the poor turtles!

*sobs*

Nite Lewis


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:29 pm


Great, I gave birth to Eryphil children just recently, now I have to take care of more Zurglings? gonk She's not even supporting the baby! crying
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:47 pm


IlilotIblake
Great, I gave birth to Eryphil children just recently, now I have to take care of more Zurglings? gonk She's not even supporting the baby! crying
You did what now? D:


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Vincente

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:50 pm


BlueRaven990
Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


But they would mean that Zurg are capable of leaving one atmosphere, travelling through cosmic plasma and locating a planet as well as getting there in such a short amount of time that they still need to be raised.


Would explain why they are higher beings, so to say.

Natural Selection. Instead of our crappy genetics and saving the weaker links.

@Nite: Yeah, I'm evil like that.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:51 pm


IlilotIblake
Great, I gave birth to Eryphil children just recently, now I have to take care of more Zurglings? gonk She's not even supporting the baby! crying


Wait what? .__.

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BlueRaven990

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:59 pm


Vincente
BlueRaven990
Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


But they would mean that Zurg are capable of leaving one atmosphere, travelling through cosmic plasma and locating a planet as well as getting there in such a short amount of time that they still need to be raised.


Would explain why they are higher beings, so to say.

Natural Selection. Instead of our crappy genetics and saving the weaker links.

@Nite: Yeah, I'm evil like that.


I suppose human beings have lost their natural selection to a great extend, too much easy living.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:08 pm


BlueRaven990
Vincente
BlueRaven990
Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


But they would mean that Zurg are capable of leaving one atmosphere, travelling through cosmic plasma and locating a planet as well as getting there in such a short amount of time that they still need to be raised.


Would explain why they are higher beings, so to say.

Natural Selection. Instead of our crappy genetics and saving the weaker links.

@Nite: Yeah, I'm evil like that.


I suppose human beings have lost their natural selection to a great extend, too much easy living.

Not to mention ethics and political correctness.
Not everybody needs to have a kid, cause some of them really shouldn't pass on their genetics.
The kids that went to special classes when they were young especially.

Vincente


The Depressed Optimist

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:32 pm


I wonder what Zurg taste like.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:36 pm


Vincente
BlueRaven990
Vincente
BlueRaven990
Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


But they would mean that Zurg are capable of leaving one atmosphere, travelling through cosmic plasma and locating a planet as well as getting there in such a short amount of time that they still need to be raised.


Would explain why they are higher beings, so to say.

Natural Selection. Instead of our crappy genetics and saving the weaker links.

@Nite: Yeah, I'm evil like that.


I suppose human beings have lost their natural selection to a great extend, too much easy living.

Not to mention ethics and political correctness.
Not everybody needs to have a kid, cause some of them really shouldn't pass on their genetics.
The kids that went to special classes when they were young especially.
The kids in those Sped classes breed those most... I don't think special needs kids should be taught sex ed because once they learn about it they're all hopping on each other.

The Depressed Optimist


Jessica Malatori

PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:36 pm


The Depressed Optimist
Vincente
BlueRaven990
Vincente
BlueRaven990
Vincente
Won't somebody please think of the children!?

actually, for all we know, the Zurg are like sea turtles. They toss their infants at an alien planet, and if they make it back to Zurg, they raise them.


But they would mean that Zurg are capable of leaving one atmosphere, travelling through cosmic plasma and locating a planet as well as getting there in such a short amount of time that they still need to be raised.


Would explain why they are higher beings, so to say.

Natural Selection. Instead of our crappy genetics and saving the weaker links.

@Nite: Yeah, I'm evil like that.


I suppose human beings have lost their natural selection to a great extend, too much easy living.

Not to mention ethics and political correctness.
Not everybody needs to have a kid, cause some of them really shouldn't pass on their genetics.
The kids that went to special classes when they were young especially.
The kids in those Sped classes breed those most... I don't think special needs kids should be taught sex ed because once they learn about it they're all hopping on each other.


True.

And ewwww I wouldn't want to taste Zurg... too green and boney. I'd love to try Water meat though... but they're so adorable. whee
PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:07 pm


Hahahahaha.

BRILLIANT!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:16 pm


YAY! People like my idea! Anyone want to join/make a banner? PM me.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:15 am


The Depressed Optimist
I wonder what Zurg taste like.


Bit like frog's legs. Quite chewy, a bit slimy but overall with little taste at all.

Although Zurg kids taste like KFC. cool

BlueRaven990


Nite Lewis

PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:05 am


BlueRaven990
The Depressed Optimist
I wonder what Zurg taste like.


Bit like frog's legs. Quite chewy, a bit slimy but overall with little taste at all.

Although Zurg kids taste like KFC. cool


gonk
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