Moaning Myrtle flees to Cuba in the Chamber of Secrets
(Well, I'd want out of that bathroom, too.)
Ron Weasley goes on a hot date with a crazed fan with an army of furious ghosts
(The ghosts forced him to go on the date, of course)
Sirius Black loses all magical powers on a broomstick
(So... does the broomstick plummet because of his lack of powers?)
Jack Bauer feeds everyone in the school to a giant hamster in the lounge, with the candlestick
(I wouldn't get that if I hadn't just been watching 'I Love the New Millennium' on VH1.)
Harry becomes an obsessive Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan in the Forbidden Forest
(Yay, now he can join our club! Welcome to Buffy fans in the Forbidden Forest, Mr. Potter!)
