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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:56 am
Poisonous Berry ZimGangster Miyu-senpai HOMAIGASH. CRACK IS LURVE. Too bad my imagination of looney looney-ness isn't working right now. xp Mine isn't either. >.< Mine never works. X_X I probably can do something, but I'm scared to try for some reason. O_O The only think you have to fear is fear itself. And spoiled mayonnaise. *shudder*
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:29 am
ZimGangster Poisonous Berry ZimGangster Miyu-senpai HOMAIGASH. CRACK IS LURVE. Too bad my imagination of looney looney-ness isn't working right now. xp Mine isn't either. >.< Mine never works. X_X I probably can do something, but I'm scared to try for some reason. O_O The only think you have to fear is fear itself. And spoiled mayonnaise. *shudder* D': Spoiled mayonnaise does sound kind of scary...
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:29 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:44 am
OMFG. All of that is awesome. Thanks. You made my day. Maybe even my life. X_O
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:10 am
XD
Those are awesome. I especially love the last one.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:44 pm
Homaiigashiloveher! She totally pwnz. -brain explodes-
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:07 pm
LOL!!!!!!!!! xd *ahem* @Sakura La Croix: Ummm, what fanfiction is that? 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:20 am
norngpinky I am so LUVING this! x3 x3 heart FallenAngel_Sachiko LMAO
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Here's my *crack*
"Okay Suigetsu, I do not like you, I love Sasuke so stop getting in my way!!!" she said all badass and bitchy. So now, she was about to peep while Sasuke was bathing but instead of finding Sasuke's chicken-styled hair, she finds him with a new style. And since it was all misty, she didn't know who it really was. But she was like "Okay, this is the usual time he bathes so this MUST be him! I get to see Sasuke-kun's love handles!!" and giggles and continues to peep.
Then she hears slight music and she was all 'OMG SASUKE SINGS!' she said in her head.
After a few minutes of cursing since her hair was getting frizzy because of the mist and her glasses were beginning to fog up, she decided to STRIKE!!!
"SASUKE-KUN I LOVE YOU!!!" and pounces him.
*cough PG RATED*
Few minutes later.....
"WTF, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE SUIGETSU!"
"WHAT THE HELL, WHAT AM I DOING HERE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU F*bleep*ING RAPED ME WOMAN!!!" he screamed.
"OMG, I DIDN'T USE PROTECTION!!!! I'VE BEEN TAINTED BY THE MAN-WHORE!!!!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MAN-WHORE!!" he screamed while Karin was sulking because she lost her innocence to the 'man-whore'
"SASUKE-KUUUN, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!! TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOU, I WILL NAME MY CHILD SASUKE!!!!"
"NO F*bleep*ING WAY ARE WE GOING TO NAME OUR CHILD SASUKE! I'D RATHER NAME OUR CHILD SUIKA!"
"SUIKA? ARE YOU CRAZY? WE ARE NOT NAMING OUR CHILD A WATERMELON!!!"
Sound was never the same again. LMAO! I was cracking up so hard while reading this!!
As I am not good at crack...I'll just wait and read rofl Lol, thanks xD my mind had too much sugar..and I loved every second of it XD
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:13 pm
I'm glad you liked Shrymmys crack razz
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:15 pm
briluffs LOL!!!!!!!!! xd *ahem* @Sakura La Croix: Ummm, what fanfiction is that? 3nodding
It's my fanfiction. Go to www.sakura-kusanagi.deviantart.com, it should be in my gallery. It's called "Cherry Blossoms' Tears."
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:25 pm
NAZO CRACK scream Right. This dream I had involves both SuiKa and SasuSaku -3- This dream is WEIRD and FULL OF CRACK, and I probably ate something highly corrosive before having it. So bear with me, please.
Okay. It starts off in the Grass country. Dunno why.
And Sakura is buying icecream. In the Grass country.
And Sasuke comes by and sees her.
"Dammit, why is she here? D< My sexy emsemble is only half complete... There's no way she'll want to rape me just yet D< I told Juugo that the Snow country was LEFT at the valley of the end."
And Sakura sees him and is all "SASUKE-KUN D: YOUR SHIRT IS SO SEXY."
And Sasuke says "YA THINK? : D Er, I mean... You're annoying."
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?"
And they eat icecream together |3 I am so weird.
And then it skips a bit to where Yamato and Kimimaro are having a dance off. But thats not important.
So then we come to SuiKa. Basically, Sasuke has locked them in a closet so they can settle their differences, because he's still pissed because Sakura didn't rape him and what not. And their fighting is disturbing his beauty sleep.
So they're there, squishing themselves up against the walls because they dont wanna touch, and they're still arguing. And Karin sneezes and bumps in to Suiggy's chest.
And Suiggy's all ":3 *liquidise* so Karin gets a whole lotta wall/face.
And Karin's "OMFG WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"
"OMFG WHAT?"
"OMFG I COULD HAVE HAD A SOFT LANDING!"
"OMFG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??"
(yes, they actually said "omfg" -3- )
And then Deizilla comes along : D You know, that giant clay bunshin thing of Deidara's? Yeah, and he takes the roof of the house.
And Sasuke's all there and shouting at him...
"Snap, foo'! Why be you thrashing my crib, dawg? That's icy chill D< I ain't bullshittin' on your frontstreet, man. Eh yo, watch your back, ma brother, cuz ma homeboi Juugo. Yeah, das it, mmhm. He's ferocious, ya dig? Yeah, he STUPID fly! And he'll be all up in your grill and taking your bitches and what not and I can't control this guy, brother. Nu-uh, he be crazy, innit? Yeah, so provocative, my brother. Ya dig? Ya dig?!"
And then Deidara's all "Yeah? Well, yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. *snap, snap, snap*"
"Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator."
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT? D:<" And then in his anger, he blew up.
And then I woke up |3
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:10 pm
YazmishaNazo NAZO CRACK scream Right. This dream I had involves both SuiKa and SasuSaku -3- This dream is WEIRD and FULL OF CRACK, and I probably ate something highly corrosive before having it. So bear with me, please. Okay. It starts off in the Grass country. Dunno why. And Sakura is buying icecream. In the Grass country. And Sasuke comes by and sees her. "Dammit, why is she here? D< My sexy emsemble is only half complete... There's no way she'll want to rape me just yet D< I told Juugo that the Snow country was LEFT at the valley of the end."And Sakura sees him and is all "SASUKE-KUN D: YOUR SHIRT IS SO SEXY." And Sasuke says "YA THINK? : D Er, I mean... You're annoying." "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?" And they eat icecream together |3 I am so weird. And then it skips a bit to where Yamato and Kimimaro are having a dance off. But thats not important. So then we come to SuiKa. Basically, Sasuke has locked them in a closet so they can settle their differences, because he's still pissed because Sakura didn't rape him and what not. And their fighting is disturbing his beauty sleep. So they're there, squishing themselves up against the walls because they dont wanna touch, and they're still arguing. And Karin sneezes and bumps in to Suiggy's chest. And Suiggy's all ":3 *liquidise* so Karin gets a whole lotta wall/face. And Karin's "OMFG WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" "OMFG WHAT?" "OMFG I COULD HAVE HAD A SOFT LANDING!" "OMFG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??" (yes, they actually said "omfg" -3- ) And then Deizilla comes along : D You know, that giant clay bunshin thing of Deidara's? Yeah, and he takes the roof of the house. And Sasuke's all there and shouting at him... "Snap, foo'! Why be you thrashing my crib, dawg? That's icy chill D< I ain't bullshittin' on your frontstreet, man. Eh yo, watch your back, ma brother, cuz ma homeboi Juugo. Yeah, das it, mmhm. He's ferocious, ya dig? Yeah, he STUPID fly! And he'll be all up in your grill and taking your bitches and what not and I can't control this guy, brother. Nu-uh, he be crazy, innit? Yeah, so provocative, my brother. Ya dig? Ya dig?!" And then Deidara's all "Yeah? Well, yo momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. *snap, snap, snap*" "Yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator." "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT? D:<" And then in his anger, he blew up. And then I woke up |3 XDD! OMFG. LMAO :O heart "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!" xD Omg that was so funny xD
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:23 pm
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?" LOL. Sasuke WANTS Sakura to rape him? As I always say, "You can't rape the willing". My mind is messed and Sasuke wants pie on a bun. 3nodding domokun xp xd mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:05 am
Bri-chan just read a pretty cracked-up fanfiction.
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