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i see your...whatever they are, and raise you KRS-One talk2hand

Seven days later I was chillin in the herb gate
But seven days too much when the gossip has to circulate
Puffin sensemilla I heard ""knock knock knock""
But the way that they knocked it did not sound like any cop
And if it were a customer they'd ask me for a nick
So suddenly I realized it had to be a trick
I dropped down to the floor and they did not waste no time
They shot right through the door so I had to go for mine
They pumped and shot again but the suckas kept on missin
Cos I was on the floor by now, I crawled into the kitchen
Thirty seconds later, boy, they bust the door down
The money and the sensemi' was lyin all around
But just as they put their pistols down to take a cut
Me jumped out the kitchen, went ""buck! buck! buck!""
They fall down to the floor but one was still alive
So I put my 9 millimeter right between his eyes
Looked at his partner and both of them were dead
So just before he joined his partner this is what I said...
Wa da da dang
Wa da da da dang (Ay!)
Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang
Wa da da dang
Wa da da da dang (Ay!)
This is KRS-One...
La la-la la-la la-la la...la...la...la
La la-la la-la la-la la..la..la...la...la

Suddenly I see, some niggaz that I dont like
Walked over to em, and said, whassup?
The first ***** that I saw, hit em in the jaw
Ren started stompin em, and so did e
By that time got rushed by security
Out the door, but we dont quit
Ren said, lets start some s**t!
I got a shotgun, and heres the plot
Takin niggaz out with a flurry of buckshots
Boom boom boom, yeah I was gunnin
And then you look, all you see is niggaz runnin
And fallin and yellin and pushin and screamin
And cussin, I stepped back, and I kept bustin
And then I realized its time for me to go
So I stopped, jumped in the vehicle
Its like this, because of that who-ride
N.w.a. is wanted for a homicide
Cause Im the type of ***** thats built to ******** wit me, Ill put my foot in your a**
See I dont give a ********, cause I keep bailin
Yo, what the ******** are they yellin?
Gangsta, gangsta! thats what theyre yellin
Its not about a salary, its all about reality - krs one
Gangsta, gangsta! thats what theyre yellin
Hell tell you exactly how he feel, and dont want a ******** thing back

yeah i'm still waiting on a response from pandas. i think i won the duel, though

freestyle, ima freestyle yall

*scratches records*

I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and there're birds are on my back
And I’m horny
I’m horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I’m not just wild, I’m trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Now here’s the Hiphopopotamus

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Who's Steve?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?

My rhymes and records they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the front row pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?
Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.
Hey! Ho!

flight of the conchords is automatic win. talk2hand

public enemy is good. as is nwa. and dre. and ice t. and ice cube. and krs one. and im pretty sure i've listed all these guys before, but ******** it, ima list em again.

w00t! another krs-one fan!

run dmc is okay too. for the non-hardcore stuff, i like digable planets and schooly d as well.

talk2hand