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Gaia's world martial artist tournament that pits the best fighters against one another for the title of Gaia's Best! 

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Vintrict
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:54 am


Midus can kick all of the tournament participants' behinds. Yay for boss characters. xd
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:29 am


Ertai doesn't know how to roleplay. He has a shitty character. He can't RP fight. He's a cheater. A retard. Tried to cyber with Jlynn/Josie. Ertai's gay. No one cares about your research. Ertai's character looks like the ***** on the top right:

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Though, this also depicts Ertai fighting any other character on Gaia. Even the couple of retards that entered this tourney that think explosions look like..

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This. Instead of..

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That.

But to illustrate my point. Let's look at some of Ertai's text-battle gems. This is him playing character that has no apparent powers, but rather makes up for it by being roleplayed by a retard that plays too much COD4.

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Dominic's train of thought on his plans would be interrupted... His eyes would launch forward not seeing his opposition creep forward the way he did. His teeth would grind down as he motioned backwards as the volley of bullets came dancing for his legs and knees. His body would react quickly as he tripped behind what looked to be a barrel of some sort. Must of rolled over from the actions of the girls. His body would tumble backwards, the bullets slamming into the barrel, (doubt you use Deep Impact on an MP5) the small caliber of the rounds would most likely not make it through two bands of oak. His body would lay flat as he crawled around the corner of the building, once again trying to take himself out of the flow of automatic bullets and equal the range game a bit.


Let's not even go into detail. Look at the bold. He's using a term from a retarded video game as if people actually ******** use something called "Deep Impact" on their bullets to make them penetrate better. *****, Deep Impact is a movie. Get out of here with that ol' bullshit.

Though, look at the underlined. Obviously, most of you don't know about guns. Probably because you have no interest, don't make mad money, or because you live in p***y Canada. But I do. So obviously, I can see that Ertai once again is FULL OF s**t. This ***** isn't understanding the concept of a small metal object traveling very fast and ******** s**t up.

This'll help (only for real Gs).

That's a weaker gun. Shooting the same round as an MP5, and still managing to rip through over a foot of wood.



.:Intermission:.

Spank Rock - Loose

Did a full strut,
When we pulled up.
She said she like.. D's;
I said Deeeez Nuts!


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The bullet would smack the center of his face, but by some luck or stroke of fate the angle at which his face was in relation to the bullet would save him as the bridge of his sunglasses, the nose piece would cause the bullet to deflect and merely scratch down across his face


Do I even have to start with this? He deflected a bullet with his sunglasses. He's retarde'.

That's just about it. I quit. This is just another example of a guy who is a f*****t, but just doesn't know it. You're better off just spamming..

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Whenever he posts. You'll just catch his cooties if you respond with anything else.

Luckily I got the cootie-shot.

Just Naota


Vintrict
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:33 am


Omi...I think Naota's response to Ertai was a lot more entertaining. whee Though you do have some informative points, anyway.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:35 am


Reach
Link stands 5 feet from the edge of the circle of fires. He then spins 360 degrees and sends a burst of air in all directions. This burst of air is powerful enough to put out the campfires halfway across the arena (65 feet away from Link).

Link used this burst of air to put out the fires, though I pointed out that it would also blow a s**t-ton of sand if it's strong enough to put out two-foot tall fires. Sand is sprayed at the audience (only 25 feet from Link). Sand cuts and blinds these fine folk.


DQ?

Or can the audience members deal with sore corneas for the remainder of the match?


Vin?

This was from yesterday.


Nvm.

Got it.

Reach


Vintrict
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:37 am


Yeah, I already saw that before I made my judgment. Continue with the fight.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:50 pm


I don't give a s**t who's more entertaining- it's the principle of the thing. Though the CoD4 moment did make me giggle.

A quick intermission before further discussion I think Naota might appreciate: behold, Indiana's most dickish guns salesman. An 80+ year old man who's commercial slogan is: "And remember, I don't wanna make any money! I just LOOOOVE to sell guns! Uhehehehehehe, uhehehehehehe!" - complete with evil laughter.

http://www.donsguns.com/ [Note it's apparently experiencing a little downtime, but I've never seen it down before so I doubt it'll remain that way.]

And note all the s**t on this website is just his pansy B-List in comparison to what you get actually walking in. He's why Indiana is such a safe state, and that's dripping with sarcasm.

950,000 volt lighter-sized stun-gun [unsure on the amperage, but I still assume it wouldn't feel friendly taking it to the balls], absolutely goofy s**t like scoped Magnums, this guy's Indiana's equivalent to Ammu-Nation from ******** Grand Theft Auto.

He also loves intimidating folks with Rugers. Not sure why. Point being, he offers general handgun classes from how to clean your weapon safely, to how to fire it properly, right down to answering stupid-a** questions and so I believe he'd be a perfect instructor for the Gaia populous.

The Haelstrom Fist



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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:12 pm


Vintrict
Midus can kick all of the tournament participants' behinds. Yay for boss characters. xd


Kenshiro begs to differ.

SHIN! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:31 pm


Tenkai Matsumoto
Vintrict
Midus can kick all of the tournament participants' behinds. Yay for boss characters. xd


Kenshiro begs to differ.

SHIN! YOU ARE A DEAD MAN!

<_<

Vintrict
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The Haelstrom Fist

PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:41 pm


To Vash: don't fret about it man, I'm not gonna hold it against you for having to take care of things.

My post might be a little late tonight [if not tomorrow morning] because I'm currently torrenting too much to list at 750 kB/s -> 1.2 mB/s and even navigating web-pages feels like I'm on 56k, but I'm thinking we can get this match going proper.

To Vintrict: Obsession! [Grabs your hand and crushes it for the frilly girl-hand it is.] YOU TAUGHT ME obsession..!!


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(WATAAA~) [Does a flying side-kick and freezes.]
PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:09 pm


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Magicck

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:47 am


The one thing I never expected from Deitric was LOLOLOLOLNUTSHOT.

xd
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:17 am


People should expect it; he kicked Stephen square in the balls during HoH this/last year. Because he comes from an unorthodox manner of fighting that's more of a "war art" than a "martial art", things like attacking the groin, ambushing, eye raking, or general "low blows" are accepted facts of combat in order to win an engagement. He expects them from people; I keep forgetting to give him a cup in his profile though. But he's almost always ready for one to come at him. As much as a punch to the face.

Especially because for Deitric's people, an engagement is often times a night-time raid of another tribe, or one war party ambushing another. They're pretty much guerilla warfare experts, which carries over surprisingly well into extended one on one combat.

*Goes to school gonk *

The Thunder Tyrant


Vash Sengou

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:27 am


I wonder when a reply will come... neutral
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:49 am


The only time I've ever had Damon GO FOR THE GROIN was during HoH when he sent a knife at Reinhart's d**k while he was jumping. Other then that, there isn't any reason for Damon to kick somebody in the nuts when his psychic powers are often much more damaging and unexpected in a close quarters fight.

Magicck


The Haelstrom Fist

PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:44 am


Vash Sengou
I wonder when a reply will come... neutral


me
My post might be a little late tonight [if not tomorrow morning] because I'm currently torrenting too much to list at 750 kB/s -> 1.2 mB/s and even navigating web-pages feels like I'm on 56k, but I'm thinking we can get this match going proper.


I wasn't impatient when you didn't reply swiftly, at least show me the same courtesy.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?page=1930&t=3257525#199810269

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