Random funny convo's [Post in DOCUMENT style damnit]

[kilala2156]

*Sigh* I was trying to stop, but me and my brother had a moment that I just had to share. (Also I desided start color coding these. Why? I'm not sure really.)

I was watching a marathon of Burn Notice in the living room, my brother comes in starts to watch with me, also I have a two-liter bottle of pop with me.
Brother looks over: Hey, give me the pop.
I look over to him, he has no glass: No, get a cup.
Brother starts getting whiney: Come on just give me the pop.
Me: No, cup or no pop.
Brother: Come on, we have the same germs.
Me: No, you have your germs, and I have mine, there for we each have our own germs.
Woman on the TV starts to get mad about something, my brother attemps to mimic her.
Brother, attemping to make his voice sound deeper: You don't want to see me when I'm angery, now hand it over.
Me, slowly: Cup.
Woman on the TV says something else, my brother chooses to try to use the line.
Brother: Listen you, I can give a beating just as hard as I can take one.
The room is silent for a moment, then he relizes something.
Brother covers his face with his hands: Oh no, that sounded wrong.
I pause and think about it for a moment: Wow boy, that was just... wow.
The room is silent again
Me: I'm so telling Chibi-chibi.
Brother: No, you're not, this never leaves the cave! (he calls our house the cave, he's just weird like that)
Me: Oh yes it does.
Brother, trying to sound threating: NO, it does not!
Me: Fine, I'll tell her here.
Brother: Whatever, give the pop.
Me: Cup.
Brother, finally gives up and just goes to the kitchen for a cup.  

[kilala2156]

Something completely random from school.

Kaykay-chan (another friend) has a pack of skittles on the bus as we're going home and has a thought.
Kaykay-chan: I just relized, skittles are like, the gayest of all the candies in the world.
Me: Um, what?
Kaykay-chan: Think about it, they're colored like the rainbow and fruity.
'Me: ... you are the weirdest friend I have you know that right?
Kaykay-chan: Yes.
Me: Wait, what about rainbow lollipops? Don't they fit better?
Kaykay-chan: Are you crazy? A rainbow lollipop could never beat a bag of skittles, EVER.
I attempt to scoot away from her, I have the window seat, so really I can't go anywhere
Me: Yeah, I'm the crazy one.
Kaykay-chan starts eating the skittles I steal afew.
Me: No wonder I love them so much.  

[kilala2156]

This is all from a vampire RP.

Marthos finds out about something that happened while our group was in New York, and is asking questions.
Marthos: Wait, you're telling me there's a demon sealed in a Taco Bell somewhere in New York?
Me: Yes, the idiot made a burning demon bear, that we had to seal in a Taco Bell.
Marthos: Cool, what's its name?
Me, with a sigh: Bob.

(Marthos is a guy in the RP group, clearly it's not his real name. Also the idiot I'm refering to is my brother about 20 characters ago.)


Marthos abducted a bunch of girls while we were in New York for some sort of sacrafice, my brother gets an idea.
Brother: At last, I can accomplish my dream and get a vampire baby!
Marthos: Hey, those girls are mine, you no tuchy.
Ian: Doesn't matter, vampires are sterile anyway.
My brother becomes sad.

(Ian is our game master.)

Alittle while latter.
I have a thought I can't help pointing out because Marthos hadn't use the girls yet.
Me: You have been feeding those girls you obducted, right?
Marthos: Of course I have, I told the ghouls to bring them food.
Me: But... they're tied up.
Marthos: So, I'm sure they've been feeding them.
About 5 months later Marthos has forgotten about them.
We find them all tied up and dead, with old food on the floor.
Me, in a Sarcastic tone: You sure the ghouls have been feeling them?
Marthos: Not really, no.


My brother had just finished siring another vampire, and was bringing him back to the boat our group lives on.
Marthos: Wait, who is this guy you're bringing on my boat?
Brother: This is my new child.
Me: Really? Whose the father?


We all go to London.
We meet the vampire prince of London, who is a very large man that looked about 4 to 5 hundered pounds.
Johnny: How's it goin' Jabba. (Like Jabba the Hutt which is really what he looked like.)
The prince snaps him fingers and women dressed like harem dancers attack him, he gets knocked out.
He is woken up a little later.
Johnny: What did I say.
The group talks to the prince for a while, when we begin to leave Johnny gets a phone call and an idea.
Johnny: Hold on call me back is a few seconds.
He hangs up and programs the Jabba the Hutt theme as his ring tone. The prince becomes upset and the harem girls attack again, we barely make it out alive.

(Johnny, another RP member, and the one that normaly gets us in truble... if you don't count me and my big mouth.)  

[chobits_chii123]

Wizkid and I were talking and he happened to mention something he'd seen on TV.

Wizkid: I just saw a guy getting chased by killer bees.
Me: Wow.
Wizkid: Yeah, and get this. He was standing around outside slapping for a whole minute before he went inside. When he got inside, there were no bees around him.
Me: It's like a communist*: They rant around everywhere and go home at the end of the day wondering what the use of it is.
*I have nothing against communism.  

[kilala2156]

Some things I forgot in my last comment.

My brother became a mage in the game and was in the spirit world. He newly made a deal with a mage that was against our group.
Something upset my brother and he kicked a building, the building desided to kick him back, he died as a result of the kick.
Brother: What?! I'm dead?
Ian: Yes, you are.
Me: That building can kick really hard.
Ian: Well the build needed to get its point across.

The RP the week after.I came up with a question.

Me: I was wondering, if you picked up a rock and through it and then ran away in the spirit world, could it run after you?
Ian: What do you think?
Me: Well how could a rock chase you anyways?
Ian: I don't know, how could a building kick you?
Me: ... good point.


Marthos had abducted a bunch of girls (if you read the last one you know this but anyways), he discovers one of them got away while we were in our home town and had called the police.
Marthos was upset about this (as if he really had room to be).
Marthos: Hay Joe teleport that girl here I have an idea.
Joe does as he's told, and the girl is teleported there, Marthos then uses her as a sacrafice and takes her soul out.
Marthos: Hey, do we have a rock aboard any where?
I give him a confused look: Why?
Marthos: I'm gonna bind her soul to it and throw it overboar.
Me: That's horrible.
Marthos: So, now do we have one or not?
Me, with a sigh: We're on a boat.
Marthos: Darnit.
Joe: Use one of those ball gags you used before.
Me: A ball gag will float.
Marthos: Okay, someone get me a plate.
Me: A plate will float.
Curley: I can use my magic to turn it in to a rock.
Marthos: Sweet!
They turn a plate into a bolder and watch with amusement as it sinks in the water.
Me: Wow, she got you arested for a horrible crime and as revenge you, kill her, rip out her soul, bind her to a big rock, throw her in the ocean, and doom her to an eternity of nothing but darkness and water.


Marthos had been arested and prosed for kidnapping the girls, he had already got away but now we needed to change him face.
Me: You could just get plastic surgery, like the last time you got in trouble with the law.
Marthos: Yeah but they'll probably wonder why a guy with nothing wrong with him would be getting plastic surgery.
Ian: If you like, one of us could just take our claws to you face, that could work.
Me: Yeah it could work, but it could also kill him. It would be better if we just took something hard and hit him with it.
Marthos: Oh my god! You guys are enjoying think of ways to hurt my.
Me: I thought we were trying to help you. Also, you really shouldn't be so surprised.
Marthos: Okay, no more of you. Anyone else have an idea?
Ian holds out a dagger: You can use this.
Marthos becomes annoyed: Thats it I'll do it myself. Who has those claws?
I raise hand and pull my claws out, he takes my hand slices his face with them.
The results are, he tore off half his face, he was missing both his eye, he had broken him nose, was missing one of his lips and the other was cut.
Marthos: Oh god that was so stupid, I forgot how strang I was.
Me: At least you look different.

(I think that it was Karma at work, really. ^^)  

[kilala2156]

These are some random moments that I've had.

My mom had gotten me turtle slippers (which I love) for christmas. I'm having a sleep over with Chibi and Chibi-chibi.
We're in my room and my feet get cold.
Me: My feet are cold, I want my turtle.
I get up and start looking for them. Chibi-chibi doesn't know about my slippers.
Chibi-chibi: What?
I look back still trying to find them: What? My feet are cold and I want to find my turtles.
Chibi-chibi: How are turtle going to make your feet better.
I find them and show them to her, then put them on you feel.
Chibi-chibi: Aww, it looks like you're waring plushies on your feet.
Me: I know aren't they cute.

For some reason I'm incredable hyper, me and my friends are in my brothers room, I'm flipping throw a book about animals, my brother is trying to get them all to spend the night.
Chibi: Okay seriusly why are you so hyper.
I flip to a page with a spider on it: Hey look a spider.
I suddenly remember I don't like spiders: AH SPIDER!: I throw the book.
Chibi: Okay thats it were staying the night just to see if you can keep this up.  

[kilala2156]

Me and friends are talking about Twilight.
Chibi: I think Bella is just weird.
Me: Totally, any normal girl would freak out if they found out that one of there class mates was a vampire and wanted to eat them, no matter how pretty they were.
Chibi: And she acks like she really couldn't live with out him.
Me: Yeah, and really lets be honest if Edward wasn't there Bella probably would have just ended up married to Jacob and having his puppies.
Chibi and Chibi-chibi give me weird looks and laugh.
Me: What? You both know it's true.


We're in Chibi-chibi's backyard, Chibi has some pens with her, I take one and draw a smiley face on my finger, this begins us all making little finger puppets. I end up with a mad face on one of my fingers thanks to Chibi.
My brother had just got a hair cut the night before and Chibi-chibi's grandmother hadn't seen it yet, we try to get him to go inside and show her, he won't go though.
Chibi-chibi: Come on just show her.
Brother: No.
Me: Come ooooooon.
Brother: No.
I push the finger with the anger face in his face, I try to make a deep mean voice: Do it!
Brother: No.
Me: I'll start talking about yaoi.
Brother: That no longer fazes me.
Me: Kay then, I fond the cutes picture.
My brother starts poking Chibi with something, I see and I know what it is.
Me: I knew you took my DS pointer.
I take it from him.
Brother: Um... I'm gonna go show grandma my hair, kay bye.
He runs off.
Me: Coward.

(I'm kinda possessive with my stuff, thats why he ran.)  

[kilala2156]

More random RP moments.

We were all taking a test so that we could become werewolves. We were told some stories about werewolves.
Max is writing everything down, the storyteller pause in the middle Max thinks he done.
Max holds up his notebook: There I've got everything down.
Max shows the note to my brother, he takes them and looks at them for a second.
Brother: Thats great.
He throw the notes into a big bonfire.
Brother: And now you don't.
Max stares at the fire mortified.

After the story we were all asked a question.
My brother was asked a very easy question, he wasn't really listening very well through.
Me: This is so easy.
Max: Bet you wish you had my notes now.
Johnny, outside the game, looks at me: If only we had a person with telekinetic powers, in this game.
I do infact have such a power, I sigh: I really have to help him cheat on such an easy queastion.
He just stares.
Thus we began to pointlessly cheat on pretty much every queation no matter how easy it was.
Me: Wow, it's just like being in school.
Johnny: I know isn't it great.