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 Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:05 pm
Biohazard EXTREME Chris pushes the lever and a pile of beams falls on Wesker's head. Wesker gets up looking at Chris, having double vision. Wesker: Whoa... I'm seeing STARS... That's GREAT! Genius LMFAO. And because the RE people in the REmake NEVER stick together........... Wesker: Alright people, we're going to stay together for our own safety, rather than split up and possibly die.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:29 pm
Barry: What's that sound... Could be a person... Jill... I'm gonna go ahead and check it out, you stay here where it's actually safe...
Actually I can see this Mortal Kombat situation like, Jill, Chris and Barry are standing there, and they see Nemesis' shadow as it roars and passes by.
Barry: Jill... You go ahead... Find out what that was... Chris and I will wait right here...
Jill: What??
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:13 pm
Leon: Ada, Wait!
Ada: What!? What is it!? What do you ******** want!?
Leon: Can you help me move this truck?
Ada: MOVE IT YOUR GOD DAMN SELF!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:07 pm
Ada: I heard that he's locked up in the cell block, only there's a wrecked car barring the entrance... If we work together we can move this thing... Give me a hand here will you?
Leon: And dirty my beautiful hands!? No way!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:46 pm
"This is what people keep dying for?!" *Studies the G-Virus sample in disgust*
"Well lets see what the big deal was..." *injects himself in the neck*
********!!! What a rush!!! *Hallucinates*
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:58 am
Six year later...
Merchant opens his coat, "Hey there, stranga! You wanna buy a hit of G? It's the good stuff!"
Leon: "No I... I can't... I'm clean now! I've been off that stuff for six months! My mutations just went away! I can't."
Merchant: "But you want it. You know you do..."
Leon: "How much you got!?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:07 pm
After buying G from the merchant...
Leon: No wonder Krauser hasn't quit useing this!
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:49 pm
More delicious yo Momma-ness. This one is Jim V.S. Kevin.
Kevin: Jim!!
Jim: YO MOMMA!!
Kevin: What!?
Jim: Yo Momma's so ugly that Yoko said 'DAMN!!'
Kevin: ******** you!
Jim: Your momma's so freakin' dumb, she hugged a zombie!
Kevin: Oh yeah, well Yo Momma was at my house last night! She left her handgun, you mind tellin' her to put it back in her inventory slot?
Jim: *Crying*
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:34 am
Jill yay i ive finally made it out of that hell hole racoon city lrts go back in and dance with our zombie and umbrella chums
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:51 pm
David: Let's talk about my dark and mysterious past.
Kevin: I HATE THE ******** S.T.A.R.S.
Cindy: Will deserved what he got.
Yoko: I remember everything perfectly.
Jim: I am he of which is a sophisticate.
George: I AM UBER1337
Alyssa: Dammit, someone open this lock!
Mark: Bob should of killed himself sooner.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:53 pm
Yoko: "My name.... Is Yoko... And I remember... Everything!" *stabs him with a pen*
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:55 pm
Yoko: Who... the ********... are you!?
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:25 pm
W. Birkin: "Finally...after hours of preparation...I've achieved perfection.....No one will take you away from me.....No one...."
*Hunk and Tofu walk in as Birkin pulls a pizza from the oven*
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:12 pm
Hunk and Tofu bust into the RPD. A large horde of zombies goes after Tofu.
Zombies moaning: He-e-ealth Foo-ood!
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