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Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:15 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:16 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:34 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:48 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 2:21 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:24 pm
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A man comes home from work one day and hears strange noises coming from upstairs. He runs to his room to find his wife naked in bed, panting and sweating all over.
"Honey," he cries out, "what's the matter?"
"Oh!" gasps his wife. "I think I'm having a heart attack!"
Horrified, the man races downstairs to call an ambulance. While he's dialing 911, his four-year-old son comes down the stairs and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted is hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"
Furious, the man slams down the phone and marches right back upstairs to his room. He swings open the door to the closet and sure enough, there's Uncle Ted, naked and shivering in the corner.
"How dare you," snarls the man. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around the house naked, scaring my son?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:33 pm
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Three newlywed men were sitting together at a bar, talking about their new wives and the duties they had been given. One man said, "I married an American woman, and I told her she had to wash the dishes and do the housework for me. Well, it took a couple days, but by the third day I came home and sure enough, the house was clean and the dishes were washed."
"That's nothing!" the second man scoffed. "I married a Canadian woman, and I told her she had to do all the cleaning, dishes, and cooking. The first day she didn't do it, the second day she did some of it, and the third day the house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a hot meal on the table."
The third man quietly sipped his beer before mumbling, "I married an Irish woman. I told her she had to clean the house, wash the dishes, do laundry and ironing twice a week, mow the lawns, clean the windows, and put hot food on the table for every meal."
"And how did that go?" asked the two other men.
"Well," replied the third man, "the first day, I didn't see anything. The second day, I didn't see anything, either.
"But by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and I could see a little out of my left eye, just enough so I could fix myself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman."
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Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:38 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2013 2:02 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:09 pm
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