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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:13 am
Because there aren't. Just this one. As far as I can see anyways.
I wish I knew a brilliant way to describe colour perfectly.
Again for the boring
I wish that I had an Agumon of my own, still alive.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:42 am
Granted, you know the perfect way to describe colour to everyone you meet. Sadly, none of them happen to be as brilliant and end up more confused than when before they listened to your speech.
I wish I had the ability to change into an animal of my choice and then be able to change back to a human with no drawbacks.
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-InsertEgoHere- Liger Crew
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:54 am
Granted, but you turn into a bear and poachers find you, killing you before transformation...
I wish I could beat Gamblator at Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:52 pm
Granted you beat Gamblator! His deck having been lost to a storm a few days before. His new one is pathetic. You only beat him because he was crippled.
I wish for the cake to be given to me right now.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:01 pm
There is no cake. It's a lie, remember? Or is it... Draco Edit: Bam! Wolfram Alpha says something else.Sullen Edit: emo I wish to have ninja abilities
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:23 pm
Granted, but then something went wrong and you get pirate abilities instead.
I wish for people to like me more and pay attention to me whenever I want to :C
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:32 pm
Granted! People now love you and adore you! And everyone is begging from your attention. All the time! Non stop. They just need to look at you and be in your presence. No where is safe! At night they fog up your window with their breath, and get your lamp all grimy with their finger grease touchings. You can't even use the restroom alone now... eek The cake isn't a lie.I wish that I had the ability to raise the undead! But only the kind of undead that are kittens. Adorable unstoppable undead kittens. Again lame boring people I wish I had laser vision.
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 4:02 pm
Fine. I will show you all!
Double Granted. You now can summon undead kittens. Of course being undead they have a craving for human flesh. Thanks you just created an unstoppable evil force! No policeman, army solider, or anything can shot at a kitten! They would be fired so fast and put on animal rights trail even faster.
Granted. You have laser vision. You can fire a beam from your eyes. Of course you can't stop your vision. So... no more eyelids for you, or anything really. Cause looking at stuff makes it lasered.
I wish for ice cream.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:30 pm
Granted, but it was poo-flavored.
I WANT TO BE A BANANA
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:18 pm
Well ok then. But you really should wish for things. Wanting isn't a wish.
Anyways granted. You are now a banana. But sadly your banana life shall not turn out as you dreamed. You shall never be eaten, as all good banana's wish, nor shall your skin be used to make someone trip as all evil banana's wish. No rather you shall be the one that is forgotten about. Left on the kitchen counter as all your fellow bananas are eaten, or used for hilarious slap stick comedy, you shall just rot. Until you are a brown and black husk of a banana. The kind that no one wants. And you shall be thrown away. Never to fulfill your banana purpose.
All this is making me hungry for something. So I think I will wish for 1000 pearls.
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:06 pm
Granted, but then you instantly realize that one day all your pearls had disappeared when your girl broke up with you.
i wish for nothing.
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Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:11 pm
Granted. You have been returned to nothing. Now you can have all the nothing you want!
I wish for fish upon my fish wish dish.
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Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:32 am
Granted. You now the power to wish for fish! But too bad your new-found powers only give you tuna. Nasty gonk
I wish for a puppy!
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:31 pm
Granted, but you realize you have been given a cerberus pup and the mother has shattered the earth on 12/21/12 to get it's pup back.
I wish I had the power to save myself from depression.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:36 pm
Granted. Go watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic! If you still feel depressed while watching that then not even Princess Celestia can help you.
I wish I had the ability to make curry pour from my left hand.
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