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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:09 pm
Granted, but when you're flying your path matches up with an incoming airplane and...well...its just a big mess
I wish I knew another language
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Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:45 pm
Granted, though sadly when you spoke it to a Daemon he misunderstood you and smashed you into a wall.
I wish I had a PS1 Emulator with Digimon 1-3 Roms
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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:59 am
Granted. Sadly the Roms were downloaded from a shady website and now someone else has all your savings. Hope this teaches you a valuable lesson about buyings things you like.
I wish that I had the ability to steal knowledge from books.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:34 pm
Granted, however you are unable to know how to stop and now ended up with useless knowledge from any book in existance and you suffer brain-dead due excess of information.
I wish to become a demigod, half-human and half-god (Hades)
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:56 pm
Granted however you are teleported into a game where the gods try to kill you.
I wish I had the AC Supplice and was the best NEXT Pilot ever.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:28 pm
Granted, you're the best pilot ever. But the day after, you crashed and died.
I wish I was awesome
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:57 am
Granted, however you are so awesome that your parents decided to kill you instead of sharing your level of awesomeness with the rest of the world.
I wish more people read the manga Deadman Wonderland!
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:06 pm
(Oh hard one. Don't want to corrupt because I love the series)
Granted. But now a new popular sport has been created, based loosely on the Carnival Corpse. People are randomly selected and then forced to fight to the dead. Thanks. You just murdered thousands of people indirectly.
I wish I could wield magic! And the magic was awesome magic. No summoning sweet rolls.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:26 pm
Granted, But upon using your awesome magic in battle you take an arrow to the knee and can no longer use your magic.
I wish I was Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:57 pm
Not granted. Just for saying that, Chuck Norris came and killed you.
I wish I was Chuck Norris' best friend! 4laugh
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:07 pm
Granted, but Chuck Norris' best friend is his punching bag. (Good Luck)
I wish that they had bacon flavored gum.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:02 pm
Granted, but you try it and it tastes so bad you throw up and magically turn into a pig. Oh, the irony.
I wish I had three more wishes!
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:26 pm
Granted. You now have three more wishes. Luckily I only have to grant one. So Ta-ta. Enjoy your wasted wish.
I wish for 1000 jellybeans to be stuffed into someone's nose, that someone not being me, or my friends, or family, and that they live in some other country.
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:32 am
Argh you people are no fun.
Granted. You are now stuffing 1000 jellybeans into someone's nose. Of course he doesn't like it. And you happen to be in an African country, where they have large pointy spears.
See! Not so hard.
I wish people would try to corrupt my wishes.
Or if you are lazy.
I wish for a puppy.
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-InsertEgoHere- Liger Crew
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:42 am
((Are there two Corrupt a wish threads?! O.O|| ))
Granted but you get it a little too late... seems the previous owner forgot to put holes in the box.
I wish I knew why there are two corrupt-a-wish threads.
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