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 Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:10 am
Granted, they're suicidal.
I wish for a birfday cake.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:18 am
Three ideas, starting from worst:
1. (if you're old enough...)Your friends get it for you. It's a huge cake! You decide to cut it yourself. eek You pull it out and the knife's bloody! Apparently there was a stripper inside! MURDERER!
2. It's an exploding cake. BOOM!
3. (easy way out) It tastes horrible.
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I wish we never had to sleep! blaugh
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:25 am
Granted, but now you're living in a nightmare.
I wish I had a rock.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:15 am
granted, but it breaks and now you don't know what to do with the other piece of rock.
i wish all fights where decided by rock, paper, scissors.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:56 pm
Granted. You are the "good" side. Rock, paper, scissors. You choose rock, he chooses scissors. Hooray, you won! *bad guy pulls out a gun* Bang! Bad guy says, "I don't play fair, it's not in the family values!"
I wish to scare the inmcoming freshmen! twisted
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:29 pm
granted, but they revolete and and you live in fear for the rest of your life.
i wish people could know everything at birth!
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:15 pm
granted, but knowing everything, makes life not worth living and you kill yourself.
i wish i had some cheetohs
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:57 pm
Granted. They are stale and moldy.
I wish that there were no corrupt politicians.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:32 am
granted, but now they are naturaly evil. twisted
i wish the war in iraq would stop and the president would die!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:31 am
Granted, but we are nuked by terrorists and the population that survived is now in anarchy because of not having a president.
I wish I could remember to make a wish each tiem I make one of these posts! (I keep having to hit the edit button)
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:30 pm
granted, but know it just dosen't show up.
i wish we could travel on trapers without a boards and that trappers where real!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:47 pm
Granted, trappers are real, but trapars are still not. (Look its Daniel Boone!)
I wish for a smilie face!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:29 pm
blaugh mrgreen biggrin smile twisted lol
Granted. There are so many to choose from that you can't decide which one to pick and get none.
I wish for faster computers!
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:49 pm
Granted, yours is really really fast! In fact, its so fast it broke thru your wall and drove down the street at 157 mph.
I wish for a sandwich!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:27 am
Granted. It's in a plastic container that you can't seem to open. (seriously, why do they make plastic containers so hard to open!?)
I wish for the power to manipulate fire. 3nodding
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