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 Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:16 pm
They would gawk at her night and day. Which will eventually cause them death, because she's paying attention to the enemy while they are paying attention to her.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop, if it's Yuffie whose trying to find out, and she's on a moving chocobo at the same time?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:08 pm
To Jhay-R: Maybe... ninja (have ya seen my profile!? ^_^)
Answer: Since Yuffie hasn't had any practice (if you know what I mean)....too many too count. 3nodding
Why is it that when Sephiroth stabbed Aerith, she didn't bleed?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:08 pm
Because she's a witch... of course. And she has no soul... Soul-less people can't bleed.
What would happen if Sephiroth joined Jehova's Witnesses 'cause he misread and thought it was "Jenova"
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:52 am
Because some people rightous people will concider him a threat to the church!
Okay,here's one...Why do Cloud crossdress?
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:56 am
Because deep down inside, he's always known he's been sexier than you all
What if Cloud one day became a Narutard and hung out with Yuffie watching Naruto Shippuden and old Naruto episodes while playing Naruto Ultimate Ninja 3?
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:17 pm
Cloud would start thinking he was Naruto and jump off a cliff because he thought that it would help him talk to the Kyuubi.
What would happen if the universe had a laspe of concentration and brought back Aerith, but then Sephiroth killed her?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:48 am
She wouldn't die because apparently she's a witch and would see the second stab coming and then kill Sephiroth herself with his sword.
What would Jenova tell Sephy-kid if he asked her, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:12 pm
Then she would replied by saying:
they come from the certa.
okay,riddle me this,why is Jenova's head doing in a box?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:53 pm
Because it wouldn't fit in a can.
Was Cloud born with that spiky hair?
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:43 pm
I have one answer for that, and that answer is maybe....
What if Cloud's catchphrase was "In America"?
E.X. If someone speaks with an accent, he goes, "I didn't understand a word you said. Try speaking American, it's the only language worth knowing."
or
"Good job my fellow Americans, now, I will ride this motorcycle in the dark while wearing these sun glasses even though they make it really hard to see, but I will because I'm an American."
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:42 pm
then FF7 would have been the most unpopular game in in the history of Japan and FF7 would have been square's real final fantasy since it would put them out of business.
What would happen if the knights of the round materia didn't exist?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:23 pm
Then there woulda been a "Summon: Giant Rock" instead. Because rocks... Rock... Keheheheh
What if Aeris fought with a book physically and magically instead of a rod?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:21 pm
She would say "I smite you with the word" as she hit them over the head and then ran away laughing like a maniac.
What if Cloud was a red head with freckles?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:41 pm
He would be asked to star as Ron Weasly in the Harry Potter movies from now on....
(1. I'm back, YES!!! 2. Ha ha, In America was Bandit Keith's catch phrase in Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series if I remember correctly.)
What would happen if Cloud and Vincent had theor own franchises?
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:57 pm
Then It will be like that Buger King Robot Chicken epicode.
what if..Ramza from FF Tactics was leader instead of Cloud?
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