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 Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:52 am
Ok, i just read EVERY post here and i must say i haven't laughed that hard in a few weeks.. This has nothing to do with my embaresment(sp) But ironicaly, i saw this only minutes before i read this thread. http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/10/caught-with-blow-up.html I doubt anyone here can beat that...
Ok mine.
Me and My GF (I'm a girl if anyone was wondering) Were fooling around, just rubbing eachother, we were naked from the waste(sp) down, so my bestest friend in the entire world comes in through my window (MALE), like he does alot. OF course he turns a cornor in my room(basement) and see's me and my Gf, and says "Oh Jesus, i'm sorry" Apperentaly he said it loud enough that my dad heard it and came downstairs. gonk gonk Well my friend being as cool as he is, heard my dad and rushed to the door and stopped him from coming in long enough for me and my gf to get dressed... redface redface redface
Number 2, same friend as above. Walks in to see if i was ready to walk to school and saw butt naked putting a tampon in....That about killed me...I couldn't look at him for the entire day.
There not as bad as some of these, well cause only 1 person saw, or ever heard abotu it untill now. But i'll never meet any of you so it's all good. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:04 pm
Well...which story to choose...well, I have had the experience of queefing as some others have mentioned...and my bf and I busted up laughing. Then, there was the time that no one was supposed to be home for at least 3 hours or so, so I took my bf up to my room and in the middle of having sex I heard the front door open. I freaked out and threw some clothes on (skipping the bra and underwear) to go see who it was...my grandpa came over to see if I wanted to go shopping with him and my grandma....I had to tell him that I already had plans, and he said that he noticed my bf's car out front...I had to tell him that my bf was in the bathroom for the entire 20 or so minutes I was talking to him. And then there was the time that I was giving my bf head in his car and someone walked up to his window and saw...I think that's all I have for now...
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Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:31 pm
wow some of
this stories are
really embarassing...
mmmmmmmm mine
well... rolleyes
my friend
invited me to a sleepover
so i went to his house
& his parents were
traveling so they
wouldn't return
till nex day...
i was just wearing my boxers
& he was wearing his pajamas
short but i knew he was
wearing nothing under...
then arround
3 am we were
playing videogames
& fell asleep in the same bed
the worst part was that
that night we both
were cuddling each other
while sleeping & had
wet dreams xp
so imagine the face
of his mom (who returned that morning)
when she
saw us in the same
bed cuddling under wet
blankets...
& that when she took
the blankets off
we both had a boner redface
she started screaming
& we both woke up
& were like WTF?!?!?!
it was sooooooo horrible
because she already kinda
knew i was gay sweatdrop
& i think my friend is also gay (no i don't like him)
but his mom won't let me talk
to him cause she thinks
im a total perved who
wants to have sex with his son stare
that's why i hate wet dreams... rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:35 pm
Well i guess its my turn ;P.
(Might not be embarassing to yall but eh what the heck.)
Well me and my best friend (Who moved and this was about three years ago) Were in that young stage of learning about puberty and stuff. Well one day we were bored and decided to go into his room to find somethign to do. Well out of the blue he satrts talking about sex and stuff and grabs a pillow. (lol so embarassed saying this about what we did redface ) Well then he got on the bed and started humping it. i was like WTF but chose to try it myself( redface ). So there we were making fun of each otehr while we did that. Well my friend yelled out a "oh baby!" (but in like a moan sorta) and you could hear it throughout the house. I was like "Shh!!." By this time we had stopped (But still on the pillows.) I was on a chair at the time when his mom comes in. O_O I jumped off the chair as did my friend and shes like "What are you doing." I automatically responded (Dont know why ;P) "We were just talking and he was acting stupid like he always is...yea.." She said. "Alright..." and closed the door O_O. My friend got a little angry because now he thought that she was suspicious. We never did it again after that day but whenever i went over to his house again she would act different in front of me. I just knew she knew. Sooooo embarresed that day redface redface redface
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:40 am
Me and my boyfriend were having sex a few weeks ago at about 9am on a Saturday morning, while everyone else was up. My bedroom door was shut and we were on my floor because my bed creaks. After we get going properly my sister walks in (she's 13) and then just looks at us for about ten seconds. I got off him and looked at her right back and she was like "I'll just get this", took something from my drawer, and left.
She needs to learn to knock. XP
Didn't stop us for long, though.
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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:56 pm
Actually this just happened today, but I didn't get my period this month, so I took a pregancy test, and it came out negative thankfully. I showed my mom, and she looked at it, and then all of the sudden, we hear my dad outside the door moving about the house, so we have a matter of seconds to hide the test strip.
Me- What do I do?!
Mom- Give it to me! *snatches the test away and shoves it in her pocket along with all the wrapping so that her pocket is bulging out*
Me- Ummm...thanks, mom.
Mom- *shakes head incredously* The things I do for you... I can't believe I have pee in my pocket!
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xd lol, I love my mom.
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Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:45 pm
Frosts Inferno ok this story is about my first time and my last as of now but me and my girlfriend was in my room after we showered together we started to fool around and I was on top and my brother shot me in the a** with a BB gun. she thought it was funny but it hurt. what an unlikely story for a 15 year old...
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:27 am
This morning I wasbn't horny butwanted sex, so I made him givce it to me... and we got into it, but my bed was squeeking too much and we changed pictures.. we ended up just giving each other head.. nexst thing I know my bf was begging me to stop coz I was using my teeth too much redface I was so embaressed that I was hurting him it was coz I wasn't concentrating.;...
now I never want to give him head... again..... i felt so bad...
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:30 pm
umm yea.........my boyfriend gets turned on at the sight of blood sweatdrop he wanted to finger me under my jacket on the bus whee i said no, not today.he asked why and i told him.he just stuck his hand in my pants and said "remember blood turns me on"i just sat there and blushed.......yea.......this chick across the seat from us noticed his arm uner my jacket and me blushing and asks"what are you guys doing over there?! gonk i just sat there embarassed..... xp scary thing is.......he continued........it's so hard to say silent......he just loves to torture me with that........ redface
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:47 am
Lilah-Clover I started to laught and said "u don't have to have sex on ur wedding night" mum said "let her think that" ROFL
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:03 am
Well I guess I have a few but one comes to mind.
Mike and I just recently got a dog. And with no idea what to do with him while we were having sex we let him sleep on the bed.
So, we're right in the middle of it and it's getting and feeling real good when our dog comes up and licks my n****e and puts his head down.
I started giggling, moment ruined. It wasn't funny to Mike but I thought it was hilarious.
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 2:57 pm
k well i cant really think of any TOO embarrassing moments but i remember i stayed at my friends house for a week and my boyfriend lived there to, One night we started getting into things so i decided after messing around for a bit to give him a b*****b, yea great idea gonk right as he started cuming i didn't even notice and i allmost swollowed and gagged so Loud that the other 5 people in the house noticed and started laughing..yea that was horrible coming out of the room with watering eyes and laughing till your beat red that was so embarrasing rofl sweatdrop
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