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 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:46 am
Theres nothing wrong with liking Bail Organa.
Its just that Garm Bel Ibis is so much better.
Your fan girl affections need to be directed to some one who deserves them. Like Senator Garm Bel Ibis.
Or Han Solo.
Or Crix Madine.
Or Wedge Antillies.
Or Cale Darksun.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:05 pm
In other words, a Corellian.
Hey, how many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:20 pm
If its in a skin bar it would take at least thirteen.
One to go fix it, two to see what happened to the first, another pair to see what happened to the first three one to stick his head in the door and shout out that theres a Zeltron working a firepole, which in turn alerts the nearest six Corellians and finally one Corellian woman to go in, kick the crap out of the twelve men for wasting time and to fix it herself.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:57 pm
*Applause*
Wow, man.
That's Cale.
(Hah, I copied off one of your quotes.)
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:06 pm
...wow, I never realized that until now...
Never meant to have it come out like that.
weird. confused
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:54 pm
Bel Iblis was a General though, not a senator.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 5:56 pm
He was a senator before a general.
trust me, i know my corellians.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:05 pm
Cale Darksun If its in a skin bar it would take at least thirteen. One to go fix it, two to see what happened to the first, another pair to see what happened to the first three one to stick his head in the door and shout out that theres a Zeltron working a firepole, which in turn alerts the nearest six Corellians and finally one Corellian woman to go in, kick the crap out of the twelve men for wasting time and to fix it herself. Actually, I was thinking none - if it's dark, you can't see Corellians cheating at sabaac! But your punchline was funnier and far more original, since I ripped mine straight from I, Jedi.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:17 pm
Thank you.
I can proudly say thats a Cale Darksun origional.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:28 am
I had a sudden realization. Crix Madine. He trained both the Imperial and the Rebel special forces programs. He is a master of stealth, guerrilla warfare, and hand to hand combat. And he looks like chuck norris. see for yourself: Chuck:  Crix:  You know what this means? Crix Madine is the most dangerous man in the galaxy.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:32 am
Crix Madine has two speeds: walk and kill.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:44 am
Crix Madine can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:48 am
There is no chin under Crix Madine's Beard. There is only another fist.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:51 am
Contrary to popular belief, the New Republic is not a Republic, it is a Crixtatorship.
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 12:00 pm
Crix Madine played Echanni Roulette with a fully loaded blaster and won.
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