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 Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 1:29 pm
They do but only when your not listening.
I wish I had some rum
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:17 am
Granted, but guess what! It was made by a bunch of crooked men in the woods, and it makes you blind.
Man, I wish I was 70lbs lighter.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 10:23 am
You get 70 pounds light but to do it you puke you fat out(don't ask me how). Then you realize your body makes you puke out 70 pounds each day and in a short time you die.
I wish I was able to see my friends up north again.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:50 am
Your friends up north decide to do a drive-by shooty thingy at your house and your toe gets shot.
I wish I was more graceful so I don't spill on myself all the time at lunch or have daily head-on collisions in the hallway or trip over my own big toe.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:29 pm
Granted, but then you get drafted into a dance troupe and get killed by rabid ballet fanboys.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:58 pm
((stolen)) Your fishy village catches on fire and then it explodes, and then the dam breaks and you and all yer fishy friends' ghosts drown. ((/stolen))
I wish I had fourty dollars.
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:20 am
Granted! Here's your 40 buck... oh, s**t, that hobo just mugged you. Guess now you've lost the 40 dollars, your wallet, and..oh, crap... dude, you're kinda bleeding on my shoes. neutral
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 7:08 pm
Red-White-and-Brainwashed Granted! Here's your 40 buck... oh, s**t, that hobo just mugged you. Guess now you've lost the 40 dollars, your wallet, and..oh, crap... dude, you're kinda bleeding on my shoes. neutral You didn't make a wish... I wish I had complete control over time
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:53 pm
Granted, but you go before you're born or after you die and you vanish from the face of the earth and go to a random annoying planet with weird little round things with beedy eyes that hop around and make really weird annoying noieses.
I wish my immagination wasn't broke.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:42 pm
Granted, you've got your imagination back.. but it comes back so strong that you can't tell whats imagination and whats real, so you go insane and get locked away.
I wish I had a pet Llama.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 8:53 am
granted but ever chance it gets it spits in your mouth and kicks you in your overies as it tries to run away.
I wish I had a universal remote like in the movie Click that only worked for me and me alone
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:30 pm
Granted, but watch out! You accidentally lean on the pause button while you're messing with your hair in the mirror - you just paused yourself, buddy, and no one can get you out!
Trapped in a moment! =O
I wish my house plants wouldn't die!
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:45 am
Red-White-and-Brainwashed Granted, but watch out! You accidentally lean on the pause button while you're messing with your hair in the mirror - you just paused yourself, buddy, and no one can get you out! Trapped in a moment! =O I wish my house plants wouldn't die! They don't die, but they become super plants and destroy your house and eat you and your family. I wish that my science teacher was dead.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:07 pm
OhhIWentThere Red-White-and-Brainwashed Granted, but watch out! You accidentally lean on the pause button while you're messing with your hair in the mirror - you just paused yourself, buddy, and no one can get you out! Trapped in a moment! =O I wish my house plants wouldn't die! They don't die, but they become super plants and destroy your house and eat you and your family. I wish that my science teacher was dead. Your teacher is dead, but only because you gunned him down in the classroom during a mad rampage, and now you're going to jail for 40 years. I wish my cat would stop leaving white hair on my black pants.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:27 pm
Your cat stops leaving white hairs on your black pants, but he starts leaving white stains on them. (creepy)
I wish that I had a dollar.
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