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 Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:27 pm
shelby_kitty I wuv it!! XD So smexy & hawt!! heart heart heart heart heart heart 3nodding whee
I'm in the mood to post a deleted scene-but don't tell Disney I post them.
~~~~~~~~~KH2-Meeting Riku Again~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kairi: Riku!
Sora: Kairi what did you say?
Kairi: Umm...Sora...umm...eheh?
Sora: Huh? What's wrong now?
Kairi: Look at your pants...*points to pants*
Sora: eek redface redface
Riku: How naughty Sora. Already. Tsk. tsk.
~~~~~~~~~~Take Two~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kairi: Riku!
Sora: Kairi what did you say?
Kairi: Riku.
Sora: *mental thoughts-gawd stop saying his name....* *walks over skeptically and wanting to punce*
Kairi: Here. *places hands together* You'll understand.
Sora: heart heart heart *whispers-hey everyone Kairi's a fnagirl now! *closes eyes*
Director: I know something's gonna happen..oh please no! NO!
Helper: Director nothing has happend yet.
Director: *drinks coffee all nervously*
Sora: *sees a very hawt Riku* OMG!! SINCE when did you-gah-and-how do you think I can resist jumping him!! He's so hawt!! OMG Riku is hawter!!
*drops on ground while holding his hand* Your hawter Riku....Riku!
Riku: *smirks* Ah yes say thanks to square and all my bodies with them. Sine they made me and you togeth.ah! Sora...what are you...*jumps on him* Sora...*bites neck*
Kairi: *faints*
Donald: I'm taking a pciture!
Goofy: Gosh Donald why? You like Riku too?
Donald: NO!! *all balistic* NO!! NO!!! I want to sell this on e-bay so I can buy Daisy something!
Goofy: Gosh you didn't need to yell Donald.
Donald: stressed
Riku: Say why is there an 'X' on your bum, and oooo and here too....
Sora: *groans wildly*
Director: Maleficient kill me!! Please!! I can't...Sephiroth kill me!! Doctor...help me!! *goes crazy*
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:28 pm
*cackle* Luff you to death, Wing-chan. <33
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:36 pm
Quote: Torrina Shirogane Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:28 pm *cackle* Luff you to death, Wing-chan. <33
Awwww thanks!!! ==^__^==
Thats all I can say-Thankies!! *blushing*
heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:25 am
This thread is awsome! x3 It had me entertained for an hour. Good job! Keep up the good work!
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:26 pm
Hollow Bastion, 5th visit. Scene where Sora bows to Saix
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Sora: You... You're the one who kidnapped Kairi!
Axel: Bingo. The name's Axel. Got it memorized?
Sora: Where is Kairi?
Axel: *looks away*
Sora: Please just tell me!
Axel: Look, about Kairi... I'm sorry.
Saix: *appears* Axel!
Axel: Uh-oh!
Saix: We'll ensure he recieves the maximum punishment.
Axel: *Oh, shiz I'm gonna get raped*
Sora: I don't care about any of that! Just let me into the realm of darkness, ok!?
Saix: If it's Kairi you're worried about, don't! We're taking very good care of her. *very, very good care of her*
Sora: Take me to her.
Saix: Is she that important to you?
Sora: *Hell no!* Yeah. More than anything.
Saix: Show me how important.
Sora: *stands there*
Saix: *cough* I said Show me how important.
Director: *hisses: Get on your knees!*
Sora: no.
Director: Why not?
Riku: Because he only does that for me!
Sora: *giggles*
Riku: *pounces on sora* Isn't that right, baby? *starts kissing Sora*
Sora: *in between kisses: Yep blaugh *
Cloud: We'll never get the game done...
Leon: ........actually, it's kind of turning me on... *grabs Cloud's a***
Cloud: 4laugh
Director: ..... emo *walks off clock tower in neverland*
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:17 pm
Kingdom_Hearts_II
that was funny!! ^ ^
I'd do another, but I must update some threads...
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Posted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:54 pm
WingMirror Kingdom_Hearts_II
that was funny!! ^ ^
I'd do another, but I must update some threads... thanks! though the only reason i made it was because i wanted to add the leonXcloud bit at the end sweatdrop leon is sooo shmexy
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:24 pm
Goofy: Well, gee, Sora-
(BRRRRING!)
Excuse me. HIYA MAXI! Trouble at school... Hmmm... I'm in the middle of a shoot. Wait, PJ. said what? Okay. Well, I'll be there to pick you up in an hour.
((Closes cell phone.))
Sorry, fellas, my son's having an ?Am I gay? crisis. Maxi comes first.
((Walks out.))
Director: Well, I guess we're packing it up for today on that scene. Let's start at the scene where- wait, where's Sora?
Donald: He's at lunch with Riku.
Director: Stunt double!
Donald: Roxas isn't here either. You don't want to know where he went with Axel.
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:03 pm
XD! Lol, I love how you made Roxas Sora's stunt double...<3
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:56 pm
Kingdom_Hearts_II Hollow Bastion, 5th visit. Scene where Sora bows to Saix ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sora: You... You're the one who kidnapped Kairi!
Axel: Bingo. The name's Axel. Got it memorized?
Sora: Where is Kairi?
Axel: *looks away*
Sora: Please just tell me!
Axel: Look, about Kairi... I'm sorry.
Saix: *appears* Axel!
Axel: Uh-oh!
Saix: We'll ensure he recieves the maximum punishment.
Axel: *Oh, shiz I'm gonna get raped*
Sora: I don't care about any of that! Just let me into the realm of darkness, ok!?
Saix: If it's Kairi you're worried about, don't! We're taking very good care of her. *very, very good care of her*
Sora: Take me to her.
Saix: Is she that important to you?
Sora: *Hell no!* Yeah. More than anything.
Saix: Show me how important.
Sora: *stands there*
Saix: *cough* I said Show me how important.
Director: *hisses: Get on your knees!*
Sora: no.
Director: Why not?
Riku: Because he only does that for me!
Sora: *giggles*
Riku: *pounces on sora* Isn't that right, baby? *starts kissing Sora*
Sora: *in between kisses: Yep blaugh *
Cloud: We'll never get the game done...
Leon: ........actually, it's kind of turning me on... *grabs Cloud's a***
Cloud: 4laugh
Director: ..... emo *walks off clock tower in neverland*
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Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:10 pm
Pleasurable Haycock Kingdom_Hearts_II Hollow Bastion, 5th visit. Scene where Sora bows to Saix ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sora: You... You're the one who kidnapped Kairi!
Axel: Bingo. The name's Axel. Got it memorized?
Sora: Where is Kairi?
Axel: *looks away*
Sora: Please just tell me!
Axel: Look, about Kairi... I'm sorry.
Saix: *appears* Axel!
Axel: Uh-oh!
Saix: We'll ensure he recieves the maximum punishment.
Axel: *Oh, shiz I'm gonna get raped*
Sora: I don't care about any of that! Just let me into the realm of darkness, ok!?
Saix: If it's Kairi you're worried about, don't! We're taking very good care of her. *very, very good care of her*
Sora: Take me to her.
Saix: Is she that important to you?
Sora: *Hell no!* Yeah. More than anything.
Saix: Show me how important.
Sora: *stands there*
Saix: *cough* I said Show me how important.
Director: *hisses: Get on your knees!*
Sora: no.
Director: Why not?
Riku: Because he only does that for me!
Sora: *giggles*
Riku: *pounces on sora* Isn't that right, baby? *starts kissing Sora*
Sora: *in between kisses: Yep blaugh *
Cloud: We'll never get the game done...
Leon: ........actually, it's kind of turning me on... *grabs Cloud's a***
Cloud: 4laugh
Director: ..... emo *walks off clock tower in neverland*hehe thank you whee whee i decided i had to post in threads other than "would you rather" and the "Kingdom Hearts word game" rofl thanks again ^_^
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:27 pm
Kitsune-chi ---Behind the scenes!---
Kairi: Hey, Sora?
Sora: What?
Kairi: You know that drawing in the Secret Place?
Sora: ...Yyyyeaaaah...
Kairi: They let us draw them on our own... Y'know, because they thought it'd be funny, but... it doesn't look like me... In fact, it actually looks like Ri-
Sora: Oh, would you LOOK at the time! Must dash, lunch hour's almost over, have to do the scene where I stab myself soon, seeyoulaterbye!
Kairi: ...O_o
This came from my brother's observation (one I had made sooo long before) that the drawing in the Secret Place looks like Riku, not Kairi... the fact that HE noticed it just cracked me up. It also made my day XD I noticed it too I thought it was a tad bit suspicious...Lol
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:35 pm
QueenOfMallets Sora's Smile Scene:Donald: But no frowning, no sad faces, you have to be happy! Goofy: Yea you have to be goofy lookin' like us! *gets punted by Donald* Donald: Go on put on a smile! Sora: ...happy? Donald and Goofy: ...? biggrin Sora: *drum roll* ... I'M REALLY SPECIAL BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE OF ME!!*bursts into song* Look at my smile, I?m so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
When I?m sad and lonely I like to sing this song
It cheers me up and shows me that I won?t be sad for long
Oh-oh-oh
I?m so happy, I can barely breathe
Puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kitten?s baby teeth
Watch out all you mothers, I?m happy to my core
Happy as a cucumber; a 20-dollar-whore
Oh-oh-oh
I am really happy; Sugar-coated me
Happy - good, anger - bad
That?s my philosophyI can?t do this man, I?m not happy... I am really special ?cause there?s only one of me!
Look at my smile, I?m so damn happy, other people are jealous of me!
These are my love handles, and this is my spout
But if you tip me over then momma say knock you out
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world, now get your s**t and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am -- I?m outta here Screw you!!! *leaves the studio* Director:...*twitch*....*Stabs himself* Riku: HEY THE DIRECTOR'S DID IT AGAIN! SOMEONE GET PHOENIX DOWN!!! I LOVE that song! [and the blooper]
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:19 pm
Scathach13 (Riku is standing in his trailer, trying on his new KH2 outfit and looking in the mirror.) Riku: I feel pretty - Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight....! *Spins around in a circle* Riku: I feel charming - Oh, so charming! It's alarming how charming I feel! And so pretty, that I hardly can believe I'm real....! *Sashays up to the mirror* Riku: See the pretty boy in that mirror there: Who can that attractive boy be? Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress, such a pretty smile, such a pretty me! *Spins around again, with his arms in the air* Riku: I feel stunning, and entrancing - Feel like running and dancing for joy! For I'm loved, by a pretty wonderful boy! The Heartless: Have you met my good friend Dark Riku, the craziest boy on the block? You'll know him the minute you see him, he's the one who is in an advanced state of shock. He thinks he's in love. He thinks he's in Spain. He isn't in love, He's merely insane. It must be the heat. Or some rare disease, Or too much to eat, Or maybe it's fleas. Keep away from him, Send for Ansem! This is not the Dark Riku we know! Modest and pure, Polite and refined, Well-bred and mature And out of his mind! Riku: I feel pretty - Oh, so pretty, that the city should give me its key. A committee should be organized to honor me...! The Heartless: La la la la . . . Riku: I feel dizzy, I feel sunny, I feel fizzy and funny and fine - And so pretty, Miss America can just resign! The Heartless: La la la la . . . *Twirles around again* Riku: See the pretty boy in that mirror there: The Heartless: What mirror where? Riku: Who can that attractive boy be? The Heartless: Which? What? Where? Whom? Riku: Such a pretty face, such a pretty dress, such a pretty smile, such a pretty me! The Heartless: (mimics) Such a pretty me! Riku: I feel stunning - And entrancing. Feel like running and dancing for joy! For I'm loved, by a pretty wonderful boy! The Heartless: (mimics) I feel stunning - And entrancing. Feel like running and dancing for joy! For I'm loved, by a pretty wonderful boy! OMFG! I LOVE THAT!
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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:48 pm
XDD Oh, my God, the mental images...! <33
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