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Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:12 pm
Granted. (>x -x)>#<(x- x<) If you catch my drift. o uo
I wish I had time to actually watch TV again.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:51 pm
(OAO YOU KILLED THEM!)
Granted, but now your eyes are glued to the screen. Literally.
I wish that... I had something to wish for.
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:58 pm
Granted, but now you have too many wishes and can't decide which one to wish for cat_gonk
I wish I had more time in a day cat_sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:49 pm
granted, but so does everyone else, so now all expectations and time limits are adjusted to compensate. so it's entirely pointless.
i wish for every 1 hour i slept, i were 4 hours rested.
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:59 pm
Granted, but now you can't sleep a a wink. At all.
I wish I didn't have to attend social gatherings that feature me being awkward.
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:54 pm
Granted. But now you have no social life.
I wish I wasn't so shy.
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Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:47 pm
Granted, but now you're the exact opposite and end up embarrassing yourself everywhere you go.
I wish I had something better to do...
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:37 pm
Granted but now you are too busy all the time.
I wish I could loose weight more quickly...
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:14 pm
granted, but you lack the motivation to use this new-found ability
i wish i always found the perfect music
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:48 pm
Granted, but you accidentally blasted it too loudly and blast your own, your neighbours and basically the whole block's ears literally off. Gone. Yep.
I wish I had more than 24 hours in a day.
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Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:55 pm
now there are 48 hours in a day. but each hour is 30 minutes long
i wish that when i snapped my fingers 3 times and said go now, i would teleport to the place i thought of.
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:23 pm
Granted but you get very fat because you aren't exercising your body enough anymore by walking to places.
I wish I could memorize things the first time I read them.
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:03 pm
Granted, but now you can't think for yourself because your brain is too full of other things eek I wish I could have a puppy!
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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:18 am
Granted, but the puppy is made of raw sewage.
I wish for a cookie cat_biggrin
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 11:31 am
Granted but the cookie is actually cardboard I wish I had bright red hair
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