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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:57 pm
"Well!" Elizabeth clapped her hands together. "Finnegan, we're done. You can turn around now." She glanced downwards at her exposed legs. "I have no idea where we are, but if there's one thing I've learned since this happened to us it's ******** the world we're going to be attacked some time within the next hour. Nothing we do will stop this. We'll get our asses handed to us for a while then a powerful ally of ours will show up and bail us out. Since nothing we do can avert this, we might as well set out on a valiant quest for undergarments in meantime. Agreed?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:04 am
Helena smiled and giggled at Elizabeth. Her declarations were dead-on, and the blunt honesty of it all amused her even though it probably shouldn't have. It wasn't too surprising though: there were far more unsavory things that caught her fancy in life.
"Right! You heard the woman." She linked arms with Elizabeth and Clarissa. "We're off in search of the ever-elusive pantsu." She smiled at her own joke and headed for the door. The situation felt rather... allusive. "Anyone else feel like we should be skipping and singing Follow the Yellow-Brick Road?" Then, almost as an afterthought, "C'mon Finnegan! We've got girly shopping to do!"
Helena's mood was somewhere between girlishly giddy and exhaustively elated, and she quickly realized what it was: the lack of underwear. It was most certainly a... fresh feeling. She could really go for some lazing about in a bed all day... preferably with a good-looking man that was willing to cuddle.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:19 am
Clarissa was pleasantly surprised when she found herself arm in arm with Helena. "Not sure about skipping, but I could certainly go for some shopping."
That said, the girls went to the door of the basement and opened it. They found that it lead to some upward stairs which then lead to a street. "Left or right?" I'll be happy anywhere we shop. Well, maybe not Victoria Secrets. I like this bonding thing, but I'm not sure where the limit is. Being a loner meant she had no idea how the whole girly shopping thing worked. I know I'm supposed to give input on the clothes, but does that go to underwear? Are they going to display it for opinions?! WILL I HAVE TO DO THAT TOO?
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:35 am
"I say we need to drag Finnegan into the girliest store we can find," Elizabeth suggested with a conspiratorial grin. "Agreed?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:38 am
Normally, Helena would have said no, feeling more considerate. However, she was in an upbeat and playful mood. "Sounds good. Clarissa?" Without answering, the artist expertly maneuvered the trio left. She didn't have any particular reason other than it seemed to go toward what she could only guess was what this city- or town, village, what-have-you- considered "downtown."
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 12:53 am
Clarissa was about to have a mental breakdown at the downward spiraling thoughts of underwear when Helena snapped her out of it. "Oh. Umm, okay. That's fine." She felt sorry for Finnegan, but she really did need clothes. Not to mention, she didn't want to ruin the girls' fun.
The further they walked from the basement, the happier Clarissa got. Shopping meant books to Clarissa; maybe she could go to a bookstore after getting clothes. And getting clothes wouldn't take very long, right? Riiiiiiight?
When the girls stopped, Clarissa's smile disappeared. The windows to the building were displaying mannequins with lacy underwear. The building was pink and red. The sign above the building read "Victoria's Secret."
"We're going in there?" Clarissa could barely keep the squeak out of her voice. Well, my sister said she liked the stuff they sold here... But then came the thought of showing off the underwear.
It was funny to watch Clarissa's face go from one emotion to the next. It went through panic, thoughtful, terror, embarrassment, and finally weak courage. Meanwhile the color kept switching from bright red to abnormally pale white.
Clearly, Clarissa had very little experience going into an underwear shop.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:52 am
The street was somewhat oddly empty, but then it was not a time to be awake, for most folks.
The city surrounding them was not quite what they had expected. It was, in fact, distinctly South American, inner-city style. Now and then they began to bump into people, who looked at them oddly but did little more.
As they passed yet another average house, however, the door burst open, kicked by a booted foot outward.
He was not substantially better dressed than any of the rest of them; shirtless and unshaven, he appeared to have just woken up. The one distinguishing feature was on his face - he wore some sort of eyepiece over his left eye, something electronic.
He stared at the group for a second, too shocked to speak more than "¿Quien...?"
Then he threw down the pistol, reached to his belt, drew a knife, and demanded "¿Cómo llegaran aquí?"
The people nearby stared to him, and then began backing away, looking at both the Hosts and this unknown.
The man was now backing into his house. He didn't smell of any power, but...
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:55 am
"So guys, guess what language I don't speak?" Elizabeth commented cheerily, too tired of the inevitable cycle to care any more. "Ooh, wait, I know some."
She smiled broadly.
"¡Tu Madre!"
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:39 am
Oh Geez. She wasn't expecting to be in a Spanish speaking country. I wonder which one it is. Oh well. It didn't matter at the moment - she had to try and calm the man down.
And hopefully, he'd ignore Elizabeth's badly chosen words. She didn't want to get stabbed.
"Hola, señor." She tried to remember the language from the Spanish textbooks she read. "How did this go...no sabemos cómo llegamos aquí." Her eyebrows furrowed as she tried to remember her verb tenses. Why do Hispanics have to have 11 different tenses for a single verb? "Nece...necesitamos ropa, señor." We need clothing. Perhaps he'll leave us alone for shopping now.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:38 pm
"Holy squids!" shouted Helena, jumping at the sound of the door crashing open. She spun toward the source to find a man who- for reasons beyond understanding- dropped his gun to draw a knife. There seemed to be a definite lack of logic in that action, but she wasn't one to question a lunatic's behavior, especially if it made things a little safer for them. "Um... What's he saying?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:31 pm
"He's asking how we got here." Clarissa was fiddling with her hands. "I told him we didn't know. And that we needed clothes." She looked up at Helena worriedly. "Was that wrong? Should I have told him something else?" She'd been so busy trying to remember the Spanish language, she'd completely missed the fact that the man had a gun. If she had paid attention, she might have asked why he chose to wield a knife. I don't like the look in his eyes. We gotta get out of here.
She looked back at the stranger and lightly pulled at the two girls' arms. "I think we should leave. He doesn't seem very happy."
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:43 pm
Finnegan, seeming to have lost worry of the strange scenery change and not necessarily hating his female and clothing-challenge company, was more willing than expected to go underwear shopping with the women, "Aye, ladies, I'll go, someone needs to tell you how well it looks." he said with a sly smile followed by some well-mannered chuckling. He joyful disposition sunk when they encountered the man. He began scrounging his memory for phrases his brother always liked to use around him, but Clarissa got there first.
Finnegan absent-mindedly positioned himself between the women and the man.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:45 pm
The man stared at them for a long moment, his lip curling at Elizabeth's outburst, but then he stopped. Dropping his guard, he sheathed the knife, bending down and picking up the pistol. Gesturing for the group to approach, he said "Ven aqui y consigimos ropa." He rubbed his forehead, apparently vaguely confused.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:02 pm
Clarissa relaxed a little when the man dropped his guard. "He said to follow him and that he'd get us clothes." He was being kind by offering to help them. She had to wonder why. We need a moment to think. "Un momento, por favor," she told the man.
"I just asked him to give us a moment. What do you want to do? Listen to him or keep walking?" She looked at each group member while waiting for their replies.
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:03 pm
"Pants are good. Rape is bad. We're monstrous crimes against nature who could probably eat him with our vaginas if he tried anything. What's the worst that could happen?" Elizabeth replied.
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