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 Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:47 pm
And it can give you cavities.
What I mean is that yes, I knew what you meant, and hence the comments, as a matter of fact my relationships are quite similar in nature, no point in suffering a relationship, if it stops working, its time for a break, and it is a lot more healthy. That way I have managed to stay friends with a lot of ex partners.
Seems I am not that crazy then, maybe I do even have a little common sense :p
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:35 pm
Thanos Hlarretvirr Sex is the most odd interaction...i mean there has to be a better means of procreation. Don't get my wrong I love it...but wth? Its not like were Namician. Green skin, our entire race is male and we hack up an egg before we die.
Or we can be like one of those aliens who have the face ********, they slip their alien tail down your throat and give you a good burst of alien wing-wong. Next thing you know your glued to a wall with some unknown sticky j**z with your chest birsting out with alien baby.
Or we procreate by means of mitosis. One minute its just you but in the next 10 seconds there are millions of you!
I dont know about you but compared to all that I think out way of procreation looks pretty mild.
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:51 am
At least most humans ask before procreating xd.
I also like our method :p but what I find amazing is how we have devised a way to make it all so more than just procreating, all that is attached to it is kind of amazing. We have even created and attached a feeling to all of this called love, man, are humans sometimes weird?
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:12 pm
Well my point is, I'd rather do it our way than getting a face full of alien j**z gonk
unless thats something you guys would get off on, who knows people have weird fetishes. such as live action tentacle rape that looks like pig intestine slathered in KY jelly. -Shudder-
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:30 pm
Plethora-of-Insanity Well my point is, I'd rather do it our way than getting a face full of alien j**z gonk
unless thats something you guys would get off on, who knows people have weird fetishes. such as live action tentacle rape that looks like pig intestine slathered in KY jelly. -Shudder- Well... if we are actually VERY technichal, I as a maxican am an alien to you, so a face full of alien j**z is not exactly a bad idea xd. Now you can kill me :p
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:39 pm
Plethora-of-Insanity live action tentacle rape that looks like pig intestine slathered in KY jelly. -Shudder- Ewwwwwwwwwww. gonk
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:11 pm
IvesRountree Plethora-of-Insanity Well my point is, I'd rather do it our way than getting a face full of alien j**z gonk
unless thats something you guys would get off on, who knows people have weird fetishes. such as live action tentacle rape that looks like pig intestine slathered in KY jelly. -Shudder- Well... if we are actually VERY technichal, I as a maxican am an alien to you, so a face full of alien j**z is not exactly a bad idea xd. Now you can kill me :p
Ives, If I ever meet you in real life, the first thing that will pop into my head is this comment and results may not be pretty.
But dont worry I don't kill people. smile
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:17 pm
Plethora-of-Insanity IvesRountree Plethora-of-Insanity Well my point is, I'd rather do it our way than getting a face full of alien j**z gonk
unless thats something you guys would get off on, who knows people have weird fetishes. such as live action tentacle rape that looks like pig intestine slathered in KY jelly. -Shudder- Well... if we are actually VERY technichal, I as a maxican am an alien to you, so a face full of alien j**z is not exactly a bad idea xd. Now you can kill me :p
Ives, If I ever meet you in real life, the first thing that will pop into my head is this comment and results may not be pretty.
But dont worry I don't kill people. smile
Dont worry, you are not the first to say something on that line, and as matter of fact, maybe I would prefer death, I mean, many a torture make you wish you were dead, and even surviving is no guarantee I would like to survive, like for example having limbs removed, tongue cut off or eyes gouged out... Though you gotta admit that was almost a witty comment xd.
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:20 pm
IvesRountree Plethora-of-Insanity IvesRountree Plethora-of-Insanity Well my point is, I'd rather do it our way than getting a face full of alien j**z gonk
unless thats something you guys would get off on, who knows people have weird fetishes. such as live action tentacle rape that looks like pig intestine slathered in KY jelly. -Shudder- Well... if we are actually VERY technichal, I as a maxican am an alien to you, so a face full of alien j**z is not exactly a bad idea xd. Now you can kill me :p
Ives, If I ever meet you in real life, the first thing that will pop into my head is this comment and results may not be pretty.
But dont worry I don't kill people. smile
Dont worry, you are not the first to say something on that line, and as matter of fact, maybe I would prefer death, I mean, many a torture make you wish you were dead, and even surviving is no guarantee I would like to survive, like for example having limbs removed, tongue cut off or eyes gouged out... Though you gotta admit that was almost a witty comment xd.
Meh, I have other methods of torture in mind not physical pain.
Anyways, yeah I don't feel so witty right now. Medicine keeps me from feeling pain from post-labor which is nice but Im groggy right now. I think Im going to sleep while I can.
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:23 pm
lol, sure, take the chance to go to sleep indeed.
And dont even think of having baby blues, ok? you have a Gaia family for something dont you? enjoy turkey day too! your first as a mother, how cool is that?
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:58 pm
I'll tell you how cool it is. Very cool. I'm with Ives. Savor it. The day, not necessarily the alien secretions. xp
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Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:00 pm
Tymbre I'll tell you how cool it is. Very cool. I'm with Ives. Savor it. The day, not necessarily the alien secretions. xp I loved that pun, gotta admit this thread has had its brilliant moments xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 9:00 pm
You mean Post-Depression? Why would I have that I got a beautiful baby girl who keeps me occupied all day and night. xd
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 11:16 pm
Well, although not all babies are as pretty as yours, the post birth depressions are fueled by the huge amount of hormones raging back and forth from your body adaptibg back at being just you, so even if you have the cutest baby you might be a little affected by them, fortunateky you seem immune, so I can breath a little bit easier.
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Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:31 pm
So anyways I got a question for the guys.
Is it true that if a male masturbates too much ( Like say an all night fapping spree) His ejaculation can become delayed?
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