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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:13 pm
We stayed the night at Blazies and was RPing at the time in her room near the back of the house. And "grass boy" was makein s'ketty.
Junni-chan: I think the foods burning.
"Grass boy": No if it was burning Blazie would be yelling by now.
not even a second later.
Blazie, all the way from the kitchen: Um. "grass boy"
"Grass boy": Oh, crap -takes off-
Junni and I burst out laughing.
(Blaze=O-chan, Junni=A-chan, Grass Boy=P-kun)
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:21 pm
Junni and Blazie were randomly having Grass Boy choose between subjects.
Blaze: Yaoi, or Yuri?
Grass Boy: You know what? Yuri, okay!!?
Blaze and Junni, nodding at each other: Yaoi.
Grass Boy, in disbelief: What the--!?
Later, he stopped choosing between the subjects and chose something random out of the blue.
Blaze: Teeth, or toothpaste?
Grass Boy: Tyranosaurus Rex!!!
Junni and Blaze, nodding again: Toothpaste.
Grass Boy's eyes went wide. He laughed regardless.
Then the ones he couldn't win:
Blaze: Lipstick or nail polish?
Grass Boy: I just can't win with this one, can I?
Junni and Blaze: Nope!
Grass Boy, twiddling his thumbs: From now on, I'm just not going to respond.
Junni and Blaze, the usual: Nail polish.
Another, possibly the most important if not the most epic:
Blaze: Marshmallows... or Death?
Grass Boy, with hesitation: Peeps!!
Blaze: Death.
Junni: Marshmallows.
-A moment of silence here-
Junni: I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!
(Later, we decided that it was closer to Death. XD )
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:26 pm
We went to the 6th Harry Potter movie and we were eating popcorn. Lots of it. Some of it dropped on the floor.
Junni, pointing at it: IT NEEDS CPR!! *
Me, laughing: She did it!
A lady on the other side of the separating thingy shook her head and started whispering to her friend. XD
*This was a stolen joke. We were talking about doing it weeks beforehand.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:30 pm
We were playing Yahtzee. My cousin A-kun was there, and Grass Boy called him by his brother's name. He gets them mixed up a lot.
Junni: It's not the same person! THIS is A-kun!
Grass Boy: Yeah, well, Daniel's awesome.
A moment of silence, and all the girls busted out laughing.
Grass Boy: NO YAOI!!!
Right after that, Blaze had an epiphany:
Blaze: You know, it's not that hard of a name to remember. All you have to do is think of "Ann". And then think of his curly hair. Like little Annie!
-A-kun hung his head in shame here-
(And for the record, his hair is indestructibly curly. Straight irons and braids cower in fear at the sight of it. They do. Junni would know.)
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:31 pm
Blaze: I just had an epiphany.
Junni: Huh? What?
Blaze: Epiphanies suck.
Still while playing Yahtzee.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:21 pm
-I answer the phone-
Me, in annoying voice: Helluuu.
Brother: Hey, is dad th-
Me, in even more annoying voice: Helluuuuuu.
Brother: Hi, ok is da-
Me, in even more annoying voice: Helluuuuuuuuuuuu.
Brother: Would you just give the phone to dad!?!
Me, still in annoying voice: Hi! He is not here right now, good bye.
-Hangs up phone with a very proud smile-
-Watching my brother play some random video game-
Me, grabing a random stuffed toy and shoves in front of his face, in annoying voice: Will you be my friend?
-Brother jumps and knocks the toy out of my hand in surprise-
Me, still in annoying voice: ... Is that a no?
(lol I love messing with him. Also yes, I do the annoying voice thing alot. ^^)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:14 am
Brother, being winey in the morning: I fell off my bed last night and landed on a pop bottle.
Me, taunting him: Wow, gravitiy must really hate you.
Dad: No gravitiy loves us all, it's just the ground that doesn't.
Chibi-chibi: Hey, look at this picture.
-I come look to see the picture-
Chibi-chibi: You don't look, it's yaoi -points to my brother-
-I do loud fangirl squeel for two characters I don't even know-
-My brother comes to look anyway and sees the yaoi and looks away-
-Me and Chibi-chibi laugh-
Chibi-chibi: I told you it was yaoi remember?
Brother, looking back: That just... just wrong! -looks away again-
Chibi-chibi: Then why did you look back?
Brother runs into the living room: What the heck are they doing?!
Me: Nothing, one is watching the other sleep... The sleeping one just happens be laying his head in his lap.
Chibi-chibi: That and the only thing they have on is a sheet.
Me: ... yeah that too.
-I was in sitting in the lunch room of my school randomly flipping throught my science book-
Me, flips to a page with a baby turtle: Aaaaaaaaaah! I love turtles!
Dwarf-chan, a bit annoyed that day: Yes, we all know that you love turtles, if only you could put that much love into finding a boyfriend, then you wouldn't be the only one at this table thats still single.
Me, emotionless expression: That was very hurtful... -goes back to loving the turtle-
(Chibi-chibi and Dwarf-chan are two of my friend, they both happen to be very short.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:02 pm
-Me, my friends, and my brother are eating tacos-
-My brother starts talking about how many tacos he's eaten and the toppings he's put on them-
Me: Like we really care what you eat.
Brother: You'd care if it was Voltiere*.
Chibi-chibi: Well of course we'd care about what Voltiere is eating.
Me: Wait wouldn't it be more 'who' he's eating?
-We all think about what was just said before the girls in the room start to laugh, and my brother gets upset-
Me: omg, I didn't mean it like that!
*Voltiere is a character who is a vampire that my friends made, we offen pair him with my brothers character to mess with his head.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:52 pm
Thats some serious brother hatin'
._.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:21 pm
Bitinged Thats some serious brother hatin'
._. Yes, but he sets himself up alot of the times when we mess with him.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:59 pm
Me and my friends are playing RP.
Some of us are in a tank, that I like very much, I'm driving.
My brother tries to shoot some of our team mates in a vehicle behind us (why? I haven't the slightest idea besides he's an idiot), he fails.
Team mate in the vehicle behind us shoots him with a very powerful gun, putting a hole in the tank and blasting my brother to bits while doing so.
Brother: Dude! Wait am I dead?
Game master: No, you're chili.
Chibi* squeals and laughs in suprise.
Me, very upset, stops the tank and the vehicle behind us comes to an abrupt stop: He shoot him. And put a hole in my tank!
Brother, also upset: The hole in the tank is all you're upset about!?!
Me, angry now: YES! It took alot to get this thing, plus this tank is like my baby!
Chibi: Your baby?
Me: Yes, my big metalic baby.
Chibi: Who's the father then.
Me, slightly annoyed: Asexual reproduction.
Chibi gives me a disterbed look.
(Chibi is not the same person as Chibi-chibi, she is short like her, just not as short.)
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:45 pm
Me and Chibi are talking about a picture she wanted me to help color.
Me: Well I was going to ask you if we were going to color it that way when you made it but that was the day you were being all emo and stuff...
Dad, was making food but comes into converstion for no reason: Emo? Isn't that a cuddly cartoon character? (He really has no clue what the word means.)
Me, sarcastic: No dad, that's Elmo. Emo is his cousin.
Dad doesn't get the joke.
Chibi and I laugh.
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:20 pm
My dad bought a bag a marshmellows for no apparent reason, I deside to roast one on the stove.
I stick the marshmellow on a fork and put the burner on a low setting.
After about five minutes the marsh mellow isn't even starting to turn brown.
Brother: Hey there's a Saw marathon on wanna watch?
Me, annoyed and glaring at the marshmello: No, go away.
Brother: What are you doing?
Me, annoyed and impatient: Making a roasted marshmellow, duh.
My brother takes my fork and presses the marshmellow to the burner four time leaving it brown in a few places.
Brother: There.
I glare at him to a bit.
Me: I Kinda wanted it to be a bit more roasted then that.
Brother: Then you should turn the burner up higher.
Me: Oh, forget this, just give me a lighter, I'll set it on fire and let it roast that way.
My dad comes in to the kitchen.
Dad: If you're gonna make a roasted marshmellow then you need to get a larger fork.
Dad, grabs a stake fork: Here use this, also you should make more then just one.
Me, takes the fork and gives them an annoyed stare: Would you both stop telling me how to cook a fricken marshmellow please?!
They both deside to leave the kitchen, after which I deside to do exactly what they told me.
The marshmellow got done in about a minute and half.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:50 pm
Me and my friends are in my brothers room, on his bed.
Chibi says something annoying and keeps poking my foot, I deside to poke her side, she doesn't like that, and falls off the bed and lands on something plastic.
Chibi, as she gets back on the bed: Hey, that hurt.
Me: Sorry, but all's fair in love and war.
Chibi: So which ones this?
I don't really have a reply so I choose to start poking her again.
Chibi ends on falling off the bed again and dragging me with her.
Curley: Okay, I think its time to stop the poking.
Me, pokes Chibi once more: Agreed.
(Curley is one of my very [very] few guy friends, he is nick named for his hair, they are the curls of DOOM!)
Me and the same friends, still in my brothers room, watch Twilight.
I do a fangirl squeel at first sight of Edward.
Chibi: Why do you always do that?
Brother, in a mocking girl voice: Cuz he's hot, duh.
Everyone looks at him.
Me: Really? Do tell us more about your thoughts on Edward.
Brother: No yaoi!
Same friends, all at the movie theater to see the new Harry Potter, still on the previews.
A New Moon trailer comes on the screen and I, of course, get giddy.
Me: Yay.
Chibi: Of course.
Girls all though the room squeel when Jacob comes on the screen.
Chibi: I don't get it, the last movie the girls went nuts when Edward come on the screen, this time most of the cheers where for that other guy.
Me, slightly annoyed: You mean Jacob?
Chibi: Thats Jacob?
Me, getting more annoyed: Yes.
Chibi: Huh, neat, anyways they all started cheering for him and not Edward.
Me: So what?
Chibi: Well... why?
Me: Um, maybe bacause he wasn't waring a shirt.
Chibi: Wait, he wasn't?
Me, annoyed again: No, he wasn't, how could you not notice that?
Chibi: I'm not sure.
My friends (only the girls) are making fun of of my brother because he keeps acting girly, this makes him upset.
He is listening to Disney songs and plays the song "Be A Man" (Mulan).
Me and the girls are singing along, my brother is not until the only part that is sang by Mulan comes on and only that one line and he sings it in a girly voice.
Chibi: Wow, Nee-san way to prove you're not a girl
Brother: Ah man, why do I always do that.
He stops the song and clicks another at random.
The next song to come on is "Wont Say I'm in Love" (Hercules), which is sang by girls and is also one of his favorite Disney songs.
Brother: Darn it!
We (the girls) all laugh.
(Poor bro I kinda feel bad for picking on him... oh well it'll past. Wow I need to stop having weird moments... or at least stop sharing them.)
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:34 pm
I have never met this person before.....
ninja
[01:53] LordArionis: I actually had a couple more "don't forget this s**t" memories,
[01:53] LordArionis: but that would not have been appropiate. xD
[01:53]R lol haha like what?
[01:54] LordArionis: 87 I think I should feel insulted you'd ask.
[01:54]R well i mean what are the spcific ones? like me stripping, haha
[01:55] LordArionis: .......that IS a good one.
[01:55] LordArionis: Shutup. xD;
[01:55] R biggrin
[01:56] LordArionis: Lies,
[01:56] LordArionis: you know nothing of what you speak.
[01:56] R ... are you sure?
[01:56] R i think I was there
[01:56] LordArionis: ......
[01:57] LordArionis: ......
[01:57] LordArionis: well,
[01:57] LordArionis: you're wrong. >.>;
[01:57] LordArionis: *ponders* ********] LordArionis: I just realized something important.
[01:57] R ... Really? I think if anyone was a reliable source, it would be me, seeing as how your memory isn't the best
[01:57] R what?
[01:58] LordArionis: I never did manage to get that Dark Phoenix outfit and try to convince you to wear it. xD
[01:58] LordArionis: And.....my memory is ....decent....
[01:58] R Dude I would wear rthat lol
[01:59] LordArionis: Gawd damnit,
[01:59] LordArionis: opportunity loss.
[01:59] R haha get it for me for halloween and I'll wear it wink
[01:59] LordArionis: That won't do me as much good,
[02:00] LordArionis: though the image is.....intriguing.
[02:00] LordArionis: See, when I originally had the idea,
[02:00] LordArionis: the third part of the plan was to take you OUT of the outfit. xD
[02:01] R Hehehe yeah thats probably true.
[02:01] LordArionis: *ponders*
[02:01] LordArionis: Wait,
[02:01] LordArionis: I could always play "Voodoo" again....>.>
[02:01] R hahahaha
[02:01] LordArionis: GOD DAMNIT,
[02:01] LordArionis: Opportunity lost. -.-;
[02:02] R Thats only favors for boyfriends... but you are the only person I've done that for...
[02:02] LordArionis: *Captain Morgan stance, wearing the hamburglar outfit*
[02:02] LordArionis: A fact I take pride in.
[02:02] LordArionis: And at the time,
[02:02] LordArionis: stimulation.
[02:02] LordArionis: *falls*
[02:02] R Lawl, well that was the intention
[02:02] LordArionis: .....really should have had something under my foot.
[02:03] R hahaha
[02:03] LordArionis: .......
[02:03] LordArionis: I want a Darkwing Duck costume. o.o
[02:03] R Dude that would be awesome, you would pull it off so well
[02:03] LordArionis: .......I might add pants to it though.
[02:03] LordArionis: Might not.
[02:04] R Please add pants
[02:04] R :p
[02:04] LordArionis: xD
[02:04] LordArionis: How about white shorts with orange boots.
[02:04] LordArionis: ?
[02:05] R Lol that would work I guess... but you in shorts?
[02:05] LordArionis: .......
[02:05] LordArionis: I wear shorts everynow and again.
[02:06] LordArionis: And for crime fighting,
[02:06] LordArionis: the wearing of shorts is considered a privelage.
[02:06] LordArionis: ....same with the beak.
[02:06] R Ah, see, well I've never seen you crime fighting, so I don't know your tastes for that xD
[02:06] LordArionis: Usually a loincloth.
[02:07] R ...Then shorts will do.
[02:07] R: TARZAN LOLOLOLOLOL
[02:07] LordArionis: .......
[02:07] R: Thanks for reminding me of that
[02:07] R: ROFL
[02:07] LordArionis: Dark Wing TARZAN! 8D
[02:07] LordArionis: Oh.
[02:07] LordArionis: SHUT UP!
[02:07] LordArionis: I hate plays. 8/
[02:07] R: ROFLMAO
[02:08] LordArionis: *glares*
[02:08] R: *loves*
[02:09] LordArionis: *bites thighs*
[02:09] R: *giggles insanely* STOP IT!
[02:09] R: b*****d. crying
[02:09] LordArionis: *loves*
[02:09] LordArionis: <3
[02:09] R: heheh biggrin
[02:09] LordArionis: Hey, wait.
[02:09] LordArionis: I am a b*****d. 8O
[02:09] LordArionis: *bites thighs*
[02:09] R: FUUUUUCK
[02:09] R: LAME
[02:09] R: YOU SUCK
[02:09] R: *hits*
[02:10] LordArionis: *blocks, pinning*
[02:10] R *...with frying pan*
[02:10] LordArionis: Another fond memory.
[02:10] LordArionis: Frying pan not included on that one. xD
[02:10] LordArionis: Thank god. o.o;
[02:10] R: hahah yeah
[02:10] LordArionis: .......
[02:10] LordArionis: I wanna see that so bad.xD
[02:10] LordArionis: Dude in the middle of a blow job, the chick just stops all of the sudden and cracks him with a frying pan.
[02:11] R Thats just cruel right there, teasing and then just pain... What a b***h
[02:11] LordArionis: *glances* Yeah,
[02:11] LordArionis: what a b***h, huh?
[02:11] LordArionis: -.-
[02:12]R: What? I never did that!
[02:12]R: *holds up hands*
[02:12] LordArionis: *flicks tit* Bull,
[02:13] LordArionis: "*nibble nibble PUNCH*" If I recall correctly. 87
[02:13]R: I punched you in the ----?
[02:13] LordArionis: No.
[02:13] LordArionis: Well, yes, but not when teasing it.
[02:14] LordArionis: You had been biting my neck, as a trap, and then punched me in the head.
[02:14] R: HAHAHAHA yeah sounds like me
[02:14] R: <3
[02:14] LordArionis: *glare*
[02:15] LordArionis: *chomps thighs*
[02:15] R brb
[02:16] LordArionis: Kay
[02:16] R: back haha
[02:17] LordArionis: Welcome back.
[02:17] R: I comented btw
[02:17] LordArionis: Eh? 0o
[02:17] LordArionis: On?
[02:18] R: your note silly
[02:18] LordArionis: .....
[02:18] LordArionis: OH
[02:18] LordArionis: ,,,,No, I knew what you meant.
[02:18] LordArionis: Just,
[02:19] LordArionis: I like Ohio,
[02:19] LordArionis: and I thought I'd share it's initials with you.
[02:19] LordArionis: <.<
[02:19] R: Ohio's initials aren't on. Whats what you first said
[02:19] R: EXCUSE FAIL
[02:20] LordArionis: Well, that,,,,,,,,
[02:20] LordArionis: was for Megatron.
[02:20] R: Then why did you say it to me?
[02:20] LordArionis: The Megatr- part got cut out.
[02:20] LordArionis: ........I thought you got infected.
[02:20] LordArionis: ......
[02:20] LordArionis: with transformitis.
[02:21] LordArionis: Specifically, Decepticonation.
[02:21] LordArionis: Rare strain, very dangerous.
[02:21] LordArionis: I was worried about you.
[02:21] LordArionis: But you pulled through. You're fine now.
[02:22] R rofl. That was so creative and funny that I'll accept it
[02:22] LordArionis: ^.^ d
[02:22] R *Is totally saving this cinversation
[02:22] R: con* dammit
[02:22] LordArionis: xD
[02:23] R: I haven't been able to type all night
[02:23] R: its really sad
[02:23] LordArionis: *hugs, petting* There there.
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