BRIEF RECONSTRUCTION AND A TITLE FEST TO MAKE EVEN THE MOST HARDENED OF GAIANS CRINGE AT ALL THE TYTE AND ULL!!
Oh yeah? Well, how's this? *explodes twice, summons Brian. For the last time, he's not the messiah.*
Rei's Kratos Maid antics win the internet.
Rei obtained the title of "Champion"!
"No one expected to see this day... The day when the internet was finally won."
Rei also obtained the title of "Fancy Meeting You Here!"
"I just posted that RP link so you can see what the heck I'm talking about... But you joined it. Let's hope it lives!"
Fancy obtained the title of "Fancy Meeting You Here!"
"Fancy's busy cleaning right now. He'll meet you here."
Alas, Neji. I knew him well... *soliloquy... or solemn rant, you decide.*
Good luck!
1. LET THE ADMINS OF YOUR RPS KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO POST FOR A WHILE!
2. What's for dinner there? SCIENCE MUST KNOW!
3. We'll miss you. We'll be sad to not hear from you for a while. In fact, so sad that THE THREAD FLOOR IS NOW AN UNHOLY ABYSS

...Good thing I'm on my bee!
I have Levan Polkka (is that the leekspin song title?) stuck in my head. And my innate Evil Logic connected that to Rickrolling, which then led to something else... Oh no, I JUST LOST THE GAIN! That's right. My stocks on Wall Street Survivor are way down. I lost THE GAME as well. You expected it, so you didn't expect it. It's hard to explain.
Azura obtained the title of "Tentacle Rapist"!
"'Azura, why do you have- *smothered*' Not just for anime females anymore. Kratos and Cam Clarke, beware!"
Because I can...
Killer obtained the title of "Killionaire"!
"The title for the killer of millions of innocent Gaians. Two words: Gold farming."