In a fit of happy roid rage, Warrior hits a Gorilla Press Slam on Flair, mortally wounding him before laying the chunk of the plane next to him.
He turns to David and puts him in a Sleeper that the ref ruled an illegal chokehold, fatally wounding him also. Warrior lays his $300 action figure that never sold on eBay next to David, seemingly in an act of repentance.
Warrior ends it by hanging himself by a tassle on the turnbuckle.
The announcer wakes up and sees the carnage around him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the results of tonight's match has been ruled a double murder suicide. However, the Gauntlet must continue..."
Norman Smiley walks to the ring wearing his helmet, leftover from WCW, as a mild pop comes from the fan for Screamin' Norman.
Norman waits in the ring for his opponent. Finally,
Whatever by Our Lady Peace plays throughout the arena as the fans begin to go wild for Chris Benoit. After a solid minute of noone showing up the ring announcer speaks.
"Due to no-show, Norman Smiley is ruled the winner of the Gauntlet of... err... Legends."
Norman raises his hands to his face as he wiggles his pelvis and girates around the ring before picking up David and performing The Wiggle before leaving.
JR - Bah gawd, Smiley ran the gauntlet! Smiley ran the gauntlet!