| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
6, 7, 2
Total: 15 (3-36)
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter.
Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh?
Droid = 165
They start hitting the same bot again.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 7, 7
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 4:48 am
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
sachara = 30
droid = destroyed |
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
2, 9, 8
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 8:52 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter.
Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh?
Droid = 165
They start hitting the same bot again.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
1, 12, 4
Total: 17 (3-36)
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Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:23 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.
be happy to, hard droid =) let play =0) 
oh yes got a hit!
Queentintin=250
Droid= 165 hehe
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
I see lol she retaliates, hehe
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
lol that's amusing lol here goes counter attacks
I got ya yesterday droid,
Queentintin= 165
Droid= 80
let's see todays damage for you from me lol
wee got your droid it's all done, to pieces, destroyed,! hehe |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:49 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:51 am
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Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 DD-SCRAPS Fred66 Squeeks, "You'll pay for that." Fred 195 Droid 85
Fred = 85
Droid = 85
Paid in full. Fred 85 Droid 30
Fred = 30
Droid = 30
aargh - stomps on the droid Fred 30 Droid 30 The droid is no more.
The droid sneaks up behind the girl and gives her a wet willy with oil.
Fred = 250
Droid = 250
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
7, 5, 1
Total: 13 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:54 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
They dance and strike close to the bot again.
The droid opens its arm compartments to reveal two miniature missile launchers. It fires two heat-seeking missiles at its opponent.
Obviously Blind Being Who Has Trouble Hitting An Incapacitated Droid = 250
Droid = 80
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 4:56 am
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sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = destroyed
The new droid is hit with a piece of shrapnel from the destroyed droid in front of the girl. It pulls the shrapnel out of its chassis and throws it at the girl like a shuriken.
Sachara = 250
Droid = 195
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Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice:
10, 1, 8
Total: 19 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:43 am
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
11, 12, 5
Total: 28 (3-36)
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Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2024 8:46 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
They dance and strike close to the bot again.
Obviously Blind Being Who Has Trouble Hitting An Incapacitated Droid = 250
Droid = 80
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sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 6, 6
Total: 20 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:50 am
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DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara DD-SCRAPS sachara MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPsachara = 250 droid = 140
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140
sachara = 85 droid = 30
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
sachara = 30 droid = destroyed
Sachara = 250
Droid = 195
Sachara = 250
Droid = 30 |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 4, 7
Total: 16 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:56 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin let's see todays damage for you from me lol wee got your droid it's all done, to pieces, destroyed,! hehe
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 250
I see, and the girl swings her sword, she wanted to cut it! and she does! Queentintin= 250 Droid= 185
The droid drops down and swings the electrobaton at her knees.
Queentintin = 250
Droid = 185
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 12-sided dice:
11, 1
Total: 12 (2-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 4:59 am
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Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Excuse me? I'm not an it! I'm a they. A hermaphrodite alien PERSON! You're the 'it' and you're about to get it." More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
They dance and strike close to the bot again.
Obviously Blind Being Who Has Trouble Hitting An Incapacitated Droid = 250
Droid = 80
smack talk, now time to smack the bot too. Oh yeah, and now that it's destroyed, that other hard-level bot nearby.
The droid saunters in looking for its opponent and takes a hit from a rude Meatbag who has decided to choose violence today. The droid activates a lightsaber in each hand and comes at the Meatbag with a cross slash from the left and an uppercut slash with the right.
Heartless Droid Destroyer = 165
Droid = 165
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
3, 4, 7
Total: 14 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:01 am
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Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice:
5, 1, 6
Total: 12 (3-36)
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Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2024 8:42 am
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DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord DD-SCRAPS Ultrabord "Excuse me? I'm not an it! I'm a they. A hermaphrodite alien PERSON! You're the 'it' and you're about to get it." More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
They dance and strike close to the bot again.
Obviously Blind Being Who Has Trouble Hitting An Incapacitated Droid = 250
Droid = 80
smack talk, now time to smack the bot too. Oh yeah, and now that it's destroyed, that other hard-level bot nearby.
Heartless Droid Destroyer = 165
Droid = 165
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