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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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Total Votes : 126

Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice: 12, 11, 4 Total: 27 (3-36)


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 9:43 am
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 85HP
New alien refuses to hit anything but the hard bots as well.
"Knock me out as many times as you want, scrapsack."


The droid ignites a lightsaber in each hand and comes at the Meatbag swinging with the right and coming down for an overhead strike with the left.
Ultrabord (Until they identify themselves) = 250
Droid = 165
"Pfft. you call that fighting? More like really crappy dance moves." They know trash talking the bot won't throw it off its guard, it's all for themself. Oh, and of course they're not going to dignify a pile of scrap by telling it their name lol (name reveal will be somewhere else)


The droid accesses the interpretive ninja dance program hidden within the recesses of its CPU. It shows the Meatbag what dance really looks like.
Unidentified Meatbag = 165
Droid = 165
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter.


The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep.
Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh?
Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.  
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 5, 3 Total: 16 (3-24)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 12:46 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Knocks the droid off the shelf.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Squeeks, "You'll pay for that."

Fred 195
Droid 85  

Fred66

31,975 Points
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 3, 8, 11 Total: 22 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:26 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
Queentintin
probably and new battle hard =)
Queentintin=250
Droid=250

where is it hiding?

1 hit =)
yes!


Queentintin= 250
Droid= 185

maybe it's not fair lol
oops another hit!
razz


The droid decides to throw the exploding caltrops in the girl's face instead of throwing them on the ground and taking a chance at her stepping on them.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


ohh close game, let's see !

got ya! your droid is out! cold!


Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.


be happy to, hard droid =)
let
play =0)

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

oh yes got a hit!

Queentintin=250
Droid= 165 hehe


The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 2, 2, 9 Total: 13 (3-36)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:28 am
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
"Pfft. you call that fighting? More like really crappy dance moves." They know trash talking the bot won't throw it off its guard, it's all for themself. Oh, and of course they're not going to dignify a pile of scrap by telling it their name lol (name reveal will be somewhere else)


The droid accesses the interpretive ninja dance program hidden within the recesses of its CPU. It shows the Meatbag what dance really looks like.
Unidentified Meatbag = 165
Droid = 165
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter.


The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep.
Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh?
Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.


The droid tries to throw an electronet over the Meatbag to slow down its attacks.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

sachara rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 6, 4 Total: 15 (3-24)

sachara
Vice Captain

Sparkling Girl

PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:29 am
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 140


The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike.
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140


sachara = 85
droid = 30  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 4, 8 Total: 19 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:30 am
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Knocks the droid off the shelf.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Squeeks, "You'll pay for that."

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that".
Fred = 85
Droid = 85
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 6, 8, 1 Total: 15 (3-36)


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 6:35 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS


The droid decides to throw the exploding caltrops in the girl's face instead of throwing them on the ground and taking a chance at her stepping on them.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


ohh close game, let's see !

got ya! your droid is out! cold!


Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.


be happy to, hard droid =)
let
play =0)

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

oh yes got a hit!

Queentintin=250
Droid= 165 hehe


The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165


I see lol she retaliates, hehe  
Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 4, 1 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:01 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Knocks the droid off the shelf.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Squeeks, "You'll pay for that."

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that".
Fred = 85
Droid = 85


Paid in full.

Fred 85
Droid 30  

Fred66

31,975 Points
  • Conventioneer 300
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Team Jacob 100
Ultrabord rolled 3 12-sided dice: 8, 4, 8 Total: 20 (3-36)


Ultrabord


Spicy Trash

33,375 Points
  • The Edgiest 250
  • Sweet Diss, Sis 200
  • Trash Can Supporter 50
PostPosted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:12 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
"Pfft. you call that fighting? More like really crappy dance moves." They know trash talking the bot won't throw it off its guard, it's all for themself. Oh, and of course they're not going to dignify a pile of scrap by telling it their name lol (name reveal will be somewhere else)


The droid accesses the interpretive ninja dance program hidden within the recesses of its CPU. It shows the Meatbag what dance really looks like.
Unidentified Meatbag = 165
Droid = 165
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter.


The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep.
Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh?
Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.


The droid tries to throw an electronet over the Meatbag to slow down its attacks.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
"Excuse me? I'm not an it! I'm a they. A hermaphrodite alien PERSON! You're the 'it' and you're about to get it." More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 2, 3, 7 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:53 am
sachara
DD-SCRAPS
sachara
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

sachara = 250
droid = 140


The droid ignites a lightsaber and comes down with an overhead strike.
Sachara = 85
Droid = 140


sachara = 85
droid = 30


The droid tries to throw an electronet over the girl while it's still active.
Sachara = 30
Droid = 30
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 1, 1, 7 Total: 9 (3-36)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:55 am
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS


The droid decides to throw the exploding caltrops in the girl's face instead of throwing them on the ground and taking a chance at her stepping on them.
Queentintin = 80
Droid = 80


ohh close game, let's see !

got ya! your droid is out! cold!


Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.


be happy to, hard droid =)
let
play =0)

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

oh yes got a hit!

Queentintin=250
Droid= 165 hehe


The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165


I see lol she retaliates, hehe


The droid wonders how the girl can retaliate when she never taliated in the first place. The droid decides to show her how to do it by taliating her.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165
 
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 1, 2 Total: 10 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:57 am
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Knocks the droid off the shelf.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Squeeks, "You'll pay for that."

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that".
Fred = 85
Droid = 85


Paid in full.

Fred 85
Droid 30


The droid shows the girl the taxes due on her purchase.
Fred = 30
Droid = 30
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

Queentintin rolled 3 12-sided dice: 12, 1, 5 Total: 18 (3-36)


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:57 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
DD-SCRAPS


Congratulations, Meatbag! Now, pick another *BRZZZT! droid and start again.


be happy to, hard droid =)
let
play =0)

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.

oh yes got a hit!

Queentintin=250
Droid= 165 hehe


The droid slashes at the girl's knees with a lightsaber.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165


I see lol she retaliates, hehe


The droid wonders how the girl can retaliate when she never taliated in the first place. The droid decides to show her how to do it by taliating her.
Queentintin = 165
Droid = 165


lol that's amusing lol here goes counter attacks  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 12-sided dice: 9, 3, 7 Total: 19 (3-36)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 5:59 am
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
DD-SCRAPS
Ultrabord
"I dare you to classify brains and bones as meat. Then again, you're a bot so you don't even eat meat. Or do you? Maybe they've designed a machine that runs on animal flesh." The purposely unidentified alien attempts to distract the bot with their idle chatter.


The droid turns down its audio receptors to avoid the input from the Meatbag. It drops down low for a foot sweep.
Unidentified Meatbag = Oops. A little too much swipe in those blades, huh?
Droid = 165
"BACK FROM THE MED BAY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU EXTRA HARD THIS TIME! Oh yeah did you know sap from flora colossus is really good for promoting healing and boosting the immune system? It really pays off having a best friend who's a sentient tree." They start hitting the same bot again.


The droid tries to throw an electronet over the Meatbag to slow down its attacks.
Unidentified Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
"Excuse me? I'm not an it! I'm a they. A hermaphrodite alien PERSON! You're the 'it' and you're about to get it." More information than the bot needed to know of course. They regret nothing.


The droid throws down a handful of explosive caltrops to stop them.
Irate Little Meatbag = 250
Droid = 80
 

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

Fred66 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 7, 2 Total: 12 (3-24)

Fred66

31,975 Points
  • Conventioneer 300
  • Peoplewatcher 100
  • Team Jacob 100
PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:53 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
DD-SCRAPS
Fred66
User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Knocks the droid off the shelf.

Fred 250
Droid 195


The droid gives the girl a welcome back wedgie.
Fred = 195
Droid = 195


Squeeks, "You'll pay for that."

Fred 195
Droid 85


The droid uses saber slashes as currency to "pay for that".
Fred = 85
Droid = 85


Paid in full.

Fred 85
Droid 30


The droid shows the girl the taxes due on her purchase.
Fred = 30
Droid = 30


aargh - stomps on the droid

Fred 30
Droid 30

The droid is no more.  
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