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 Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:05 pm
Drunk men bother me.
Really, you weren't clever before you started stumbling and stammering, so what makes you think telling bad jokes now that your sense of timing is shot is a good idea? You're not funny and you smell like rotten fruit. Get the ******** out of my bubble, unglue your eyes from down my shirt or at least make it a little less obvious, and stop waving that beer around so close to my DS; it still reeks from when someone just as incoherent as you did that last month.
Yes, I am a b***h. But I am a b***h who lives here, so if you don't like it, you can go trash someone else's house. Thanks.
I wish I could say this to their faces, but they just start talking over me when I try. :/ I am already so sick of my sister being the landlord; she basically does whatever the ******** she wants, bosses everyone around, and does jack s**t for the upkeep of the house. No ******** respect. None.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:10 pm
Taze them in the balls.That way, they'll remember why when they wake up the next morning amidst the hangover.
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:15 pm
Shiny Gligar Taze them in the balls.That way, they'll remember why when they wake up the next morning amidst the hangover. I'm probably just gonna try to talk to Mel tomorrow. If she responds with her "deal with it I'm queen s**t" mentality, I'll just move out and she can deal with paying for two empty rooms out of her own pocket instead of just one, because nobody wants to live somewhere the landlord leaves her dishes in the sink for a week before someone else does them just to use them and removes your laundry mid-wash to do hers, leaving yours on the backroom floor to get pissed on by her cat because she doesn't clean the litterbox.
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:26 pm
Is it weird that I consistently imagine the names of my future children every time I hear one I like?
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:05 pm
Guess who just got a Skype!
That's right. I DID!! scream
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:15 pm
Medeus Guess who just got a Skype! That's right. I DID!! scream
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problematic briefcase Crew
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:18 pm
Shiny Gligar Medeus Guess who just got a Skype! That's right. I DID!! scream HIPSTER ARIEL HAD SKYPE BEFORE YOU DID
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Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:18 pm
Cabron LaSwan Shiny Gligar Medeus Guess who just got a Skype! That's right. I DID!! scream HIPSTER ARIEL HAD SKYPE BEFORE YOU DID ..............................
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:17 pm
The last two times my sister has ordered food, she's left it on top of the oven for days to weeks until it smelled so horrible someone else took the liberty of throwing it out for her.
She ordered again tonight, and it's in the same spot, and she most likely has the same plans for it.
I'm broke and hungry, and she ate the last of my food today before going grocery shopping. Didn't offer to pay me back, doesn't feel bad about it, nothing. I also strongly disagree with wasting food when half the world doesn't consistently have it, and she wastes more than she eats. I am also sick of her getting away with ******** now that she's the landlord.
I think that instead of sit here and be angry about these things, I'm going to take some. smile
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:27 pm
I went to a trivia night thing and the questions I got right were taken from me because I was too specific. s**t like they showed a picture of Hal Jordan, and I got it, but they took it away because they were looking for. The Green Lantern. It is a bummer, but when everybody is against me it's not really worth fighting for. They didn't ask a single question about biology or chemistry either.
I need to stop being tricked into going out into public. Why can't everybody just leave me alone.
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:23 pm
Owwin I went to a trivia night thing and the questions I got right were taken from me because I was too specific. s**t like they showed a picture of Hal Jordan, and I got it, but they took it away because they were looking for. The Green Lantern. It is a bummer, but when everybody is against me it's not really worth fighting for. They didn't ask a single question about biology or chemistry either. I need to stop being tricked into going out into public. Why can't everybody just leave me alone. The last time that happened to me in Pictionary, I started drawing dicks every turn and yelling random nouns during both teams' drawing phases. IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN, MAKE YOUR OWN! scream
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:40 pm
Cabron LaSwan The last time that happened to me in Pictionary, I started drawing dicks every turn and yelling random nouns during both teams' drawing phases. IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN, MAKE YOUR OWN! scream I will be super specific with ALL MY ANSWERS! (and lie) *Raises hand* Thomas Jefferson, who was a *****. XD EDIT: Also I hate drunks too. But from the other end of the spectrum. Drunk women are the worst. Where men get close and are stupid, women think they are entitled to touch you. EVERY ******** TIME!
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:49 am
I am about to achieve superawareness. My brain will finally bend to my will.
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:06 am
Owwin Cabron LaSwan The last time that happened to me in Pictionary, I started drawing dicks every turn and yelling random nouns during both teams' drawing phases. IF YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN, MAKE YOUR OWN! scream I will be super specific with ALL MY ANSWERS! (and lie) *Raises hand* Thomas Jefferson, who was a *****. XD EDIT: Also I hate drunks too. But from the other end of the spectrum. Drunk women are the worst. Where men get close and are stupid, women think they are entitled to touch you. EVERY ******** TIME! Do it doitdoit smile
Women always want to flip through my sketchbook. It never fails. I hate that so much. What I choose to draw is relative to what's on my mind; my drawings are the sum of my thoughts. That is the place I'm the most honest. That is the closest thing I have to a diary. YOU ARE SHOWING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS MY DIARY AND TELLING ME I SHOULD SELL IT.
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:09 am
Al Torrenz I am about to achieve superawareness. My brain will finally bend to my will.
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