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 Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:10 pm
Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great But I had a bath last month! Hey Herakles, I have a message from your wife! She's says that you need to take a bath by the end of the day, or you're in some deep trouble! I'll have you know, Heracles, that Ares' place is quite well ordered and clean... for once So at least back up your claims before you make outrageous claims about whether Ares has a clean house or not!
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:14 pm
Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great But I had a bath last month! Hey Herakles, I have a message from your wife! She's says that you need to take a bath by the end of the day, or you're in some deep trouble! Well don't say I didn't warn you when you're sleeping on the couch tonight. cool Oh yeah? If I'll be sleeping on the couch, who'll keep ********* company?... I'm sure that there are many fine strapping young men who would love to keep her company, as long as she doesn't let on that she's married to you. lol
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:16 pm
Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great But I had a bath last month! Hey Herakles, I have a message from your wife! She's says that you need to take a bath by the end of the day, or you're in some deep trouble! Well don't say I didn't warn you when you're sleeping on the couch tonight. cool Oh yeah? If I'll be sleeping on the couch, who'll keep ********* company?... I'm sure that there are many fine strapping young men who would love to keep her company, as long as she doesn't let on that she's married to you. lol
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:16 pm
Sindavra Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great But I had a bath last month! Hey Herakles, I have a message from your wife! She's says that you need to take a bath by the end of the day, or you're in some deep trouble! I'll have you know, Heracles, that Ares' place is quite well ordered and clean... for once So at least back up your claims before you make outrageous claims about whether Ares has a clean house or not! Thank you Sindavra - and yes, I do keep it clean, surprisingly enough.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:24 pm
Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hey! I'm the man of the house and when I bathe is down to me and no one else can make me bathe or not bathe! Let's see Ares be the Man of his house for once! I heard tell his place is a shambles! Well don't say I didn't warn you when you're sleeping on the couch tonight. cool Oh yeah? If I'll be sleeping on the couch, who'll keep ********* company?... I'm sure that there are many fine strapping young men who would love to keep her company, as long as she doesn't let on that she's married to you. lol Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:28 pm
Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hermes the Herald Heracles the Great Hey! I'm the man of the house and when I bathe is down to me and no one else can make me bathe or not bathe! Let's see Ares be the Man of his house for once! I heard tell his place is a shambles! Well don't say I didn't warn you when you're sleeping on the couch tonight. cool Oh yeah? If I'll be sleeping on the couch, who'll keep ********* company?... I'm sure that there are many fine strapping young men who would love to keep her company, as long as she doesn't let on that she's married to you. lol Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. There once was a man called Heracles, Who thought he'd punch Hermes for a wheeze, Every blow did not hit, For Hermes was quite fit, Which made Heracles look like a Sleaze.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:29 pm
Sphingo There once was a man called Heracles, Who thought he'd punch Hermes for a wheeze, Every blow did not strike a hit, For Hermes was quite fit, Which made Heracles look like a Sleaze. ...Now this is a masterpiece. I probably would have chosen a word other than wheeze, but this is hilarious, nonetheless!
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:33 pm
Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:38 pm
Akherontis Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness. Oh, come on Akh! I was going to bring up the pictures from the last Olympian party after Herakles replied again, but now you just ruined it! It's called pacing, my good man. ninja
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:43 pm
Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness. Oh, come on Akh! I was going to bring up the pictures from the last Olympian party after Herakles replied again, but now you just ruined it! It's called pacing, my good man. ninja Reminding Herakles of something he both already knows and is not ashamed of? It's called sensibility, my good man. 
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:45 pm
Akherontis Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness. Oh, come on Akh! I was going to bring up the pictures from the last Olympian party after Herakles replied again, but now you just ruined it! It's called pacing, my good man. ninja Reminding Herakles of something he both already knows and is not ashamed of? It's called sensibility, my good man. I meant someone new that Herakles probably wouldn't want anyone to know about, but if that's the way you're going to be, then I won't tell you. heart
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:45 pm
Akherontis Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness. Oh, come on Akh! I was going to bring up the pictures from the last Olympian party after Herakles replied again, but now you just ruined it! It's called pacing, my good man. ninja Reminding Herakles of something he both already knows and is not ashamed of? It's called sensibility, my good man. Sure I had a few lovers outside the marital bed- So what? Everyone else was doing it at the time! ********* going to gut me for that... eek.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:50 pm
Heracles the Great Sure I had a few lovers outside the marital bed- So what? Everyone else was doing it at the time! ********* going to gut me for that... eek.Well, all those boy lovers were in between your first marriage (Megara, who you unintentionally killed) and your second marriage (Deianeira, who unintentionally killed you), so I'm pretty sure you're safe with your third marriage. 
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:55 pm
Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness. Oh, come on Akh! I was going to bring up the pictures from the last Olympian party after Herakles replied again, but now you just ruined it! It's called pacing, my good man. ninja Reminding Herakles of something he both already knows and is not ashamed of? It's called sensibility, my good man. I meant someone new that Herakles probably wouldn't want anyone to know about, but if that's the way you're going to be, then I won't tell you. heart No please, do tell. I'm sure everyone is all dying to know, unless you're saving it for that newspaper of yours. It's a bit late in coming, isn't it?
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:01 pm
Ares or Mars Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Akherontis Hermes the Herald Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots! Though really Herakles, I didn't know you swung that way! I'm touched, really I am, but I'll have to pass. You didn't know he swung that way? Did Iolaos, Hylas, Elakatas, Abderos, Iphitos, and countless anonymous others not tip you off to the fact that Herakles was bisexual? Really, Ares is the only god who is purely heterosexual, since he's the god of manliness. Oh, come on Akh! I was going to bring up the pictures from the last Olympian party after Herakles replied again, but now you just ruined it! It's called pacing, my good man. ninja Reminding Herakles of something he both already knows and is not ashamed of? It's called sensibility, my good man. I meant someone new that Herakles probably wouldn't want anyone to know about, but if that's the way you're going to be, then I won't tell you. heart No please, do tell. I'm sure everyone is all dying to know, unless you're saving it for that newspaper of yours. It's a bit late in coming, isn't it? Would you rather I started going on about your love life currently? Oh by the way, has Sindavra told you the good news yet? wink
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