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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:11 pm
*Pteradactyl noms* Hey! I wanted that! ;-;
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:14 pm
J of The Wind *Pteradactyl noms* Hey! I wanted that! ;-; *pets pteradactyl* I think it likes me, what's it's name?
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:15 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:16 pm
Topaz4293 J of The Wind *Pteradactyl noms* Hey! I wanted that! ;-; *pets pteradactyl* I think it likes me, what's it's name? ... o.O You came back?
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:18 pm
Caramel Kisses Topaz4293 J of The Wind *Pteradactyl noms* Hey! I wanted that! ;-; *pets pteradactyl* I think it likes me, what's it's name? ... o.O You came back? um..I've been back for a wile.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:20 pm
Hello thar, J of the FART! LOLOLOLOLOL SEE WUT I DID THERE? But yeah, I'm gonna take a bath. brb.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:26 pm
digi734 Hello thar, J of the FART! LOLOLOLOLOL SEE WUT I DID THERE? But yeah, I'm gonna take a bath. brb.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:39 pm
Topaz4293 Caramel Kisses Topaz4293 J of The Wind *Pteradactyl noms* Hey! I wanted that! ;-; *pets pteradactyl* I think it likes me, what's it's name? ... o.O You came back? um..I've been back for a wile. *shrug* *burp*
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:40 pm
Caramel Kisses Topaz4293 Caramel Kisses Topaz4293 J of The Wind *Pteradactyl noms* Hey! I wanted that! ;-; *pets pteradactyl* I think it likes me, what's it's name? ... o.O You came back? um..I've been back for a wile. *shrug* *burp* ...nice...*sits and waits for somthing to happen* so now what...
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:42 pm
"Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML"
"Today, I was out to dinner with my little sister when this elderly woman sitting alone started choking and I rushed over and started doing the Heimlich Maneuver, She's now pressing charges on me for assault. I'm a paramedic. FML"
"Today, I was serving a table full of drunk people. They used the candles on the table to set the table on fire. Noticing this I ran to it and poured a pitcher of water on it. Then other tables complained saying I caused a disturbance. I got fired for putting out a fire. FML"
"Today, my white mother in law called our house phone. Since I'm Chilean and have a fairly heavy accent, she mistook me for the cleaning lady and scolded me for answering the phone. Before I could correct her, she said "this is why only white people should be allowed in America" and hung up. FML"
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:42 pm
A TRUE ADVENTURER NEVER WAITS FOR ACTION TO HAPPEN, THEY MAKE IT.
UNLESS THEY MUST WAIT.
FOR A BUS.
OR A CAB.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:44 pm
Hero Maul A TRUE ADVENTURER NEVER WAITS FOR ACTION TO HAPPEN, THEY MAKE IT. UNLESS THEY MUST WAIT. FOR A BUS. OR A CAB. WHAT KIND OF ADVENTURER HAS TO WAIT FOR A BUS OR CAB?
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