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 Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:24 pm
Because the scene wouldn't have been as emotional as it was if the body had floated. It woulda lost its sexiness
What if Cait was replaced by a sexy yet clumsy Filipino kid riding a giant dog?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:14 pm
Then the Filipino kid would have an off, english-translated, Scottish accent.
Why is it that Aerith died in FF7, was alive in KH, dead again in AC, and then alive again in KH II?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:29 pm
Alternate realities are the s**t, that's why. I mean, why else would Tifa wear an umbrella skirt?
What if... Cloudette was pregnant with Tifa's baby?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 7:43 pm
I'D DIE!!!!!!! scream scream
...Or their children would have black, spiky hair and big boobs. (regardless of gender...)
What if Barret was indian?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:46 pm
Hm... Are you by chance a fan that wants Cloud for herself? Mah...
Indian as in Native American, or Indian as in from India?
If he was NA, then he would smoke from the peace pipe with Cid so often that the crew wouldn't be able to get anywhere with the pilot of their only mode of transportation as high as a kite.
From India, instead of copying Mr. T, he'd copy Dhalsim from Street Fighter. Wah..... Keheheheh
What if all the world's currency was Gil instead of dollars, pesos, yen, euro, pounds, etc.?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:19 pm
We wouldn't have to keep track of which countries call money which names.
Why does Tifa wear a skirt when pants or shorts would be much more practical for her fighting style? And if the designers just wanted a girl in a skirt, why didn't they put Aeris and Yuffie in short skirts, too?
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:10 pm
God, don't you know the meaning of overkill?
If the same outfit is used on too many people, than it looses its emphasis. The only places where more than one girl can have the same outift are at school settings, and to an extent beaches (Although even then most of the outfits are varied in different ways). That is a major rule in character design when it comes to women. I'm not sure about men... Maybe it applies, too, I dunno....
And she wears a skirt to limit her strength. In pants, she would be too powerful to have anyone stop her. Keheheheh
Why is it that they can wear the same outfit for days, and at times weeks, or even monthes if someone is that slow, at a time and never comment about it?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:16 am
Because that world has no showers, so they have to deal with it until they find water.
What would happen if a Chocobo Eater storms the Gold Saucer and ate all the chocobos in Chocobo Square?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 9:38 am
Then Titus and the gang will try to team with Cloud's gang and beat the hell out of Chocobo eater~!
Okay.. what will happened if Aeris Dated Tidus?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:09 am
Then she'd be dating her great great great grandfather. If you pay attention to FFX there are referances that it's before FFVII. Note young president Shinra.
What would happen if Sin from FFX fought Sephiroth from FFVII?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:22 am
Sepherth would totally beat the crud outta Sin and send him back to his game crying. And when Tidus and everyone else face him, they'd beat him in one hit everytime.
Why is it that in FF7 (among almost every other game in existance) they never eat.
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:54 am
Because it they ate, they would have to chnage their clothes from day to day, and they would actually have blood and take hits like normal people, and that would just ruin the game. XD
Why is it that that when Cloud slashes an enemy with that big a** sword of his, or vincent shoots something, that they never get cut or anything? It's like their immune to physical harm, yet they still die. wtf?
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:30 pm
I guess it's like, the whole immune to pain kind of deal. They are unfeeling of the hits, but that does not mean their body can hold out.
Like if you freeze your hand and bust it apart. It's broken, you just can't feel it.
What if, FF7 had a summoning battle against the Naruto gang?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:53 am
Then Nurato will win with his "Sexy no jestu" tech.
what will happen Dread marries Aeris?
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:19 am
The space time continuam... I know I spelt that wrong, and I think I spelled... Spelt... Mahh!
Anyway, the space time... Thingy... Would break by the sheer power those two would create.
What would happen if Tifa used the sexy jutsu on Cloud and Aeris?
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