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 Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 3:58 pm
Camazotz No idea whether to post this here, or in the other thread. Meh, after midnight, there is no shame. D: Deep Dive[Right before Riku and Roxas do the dramatic sky scraper thing] Riku: [Standing on top of the building, blindfolded] Hey...when did it get so drafty in the studio? Directer: [riding a crane offscreen] Uh..the doors open! That's it! Now, just step forward... Riku: [shrug] All right...[steps forward, and off the building. As he does so, his blindfold falls off] Riku: Oh shi-[falls] Riku: FF Fuuuuuuuuccccccc- Why ARE you still reading this?Roxas: [See's Riku falling towards him] OMGNO! [whacks Riku away with Oblivion] Mickey: [climbing..somewhere on the tower] Use the Gay Riku! It will make you stronger! Riku: [Lands magically on his feet] ....O...kay.... Directer: Beautiful! We'll just edit out the sound, add some dramatic music. For once you guys did something right!
'Hey, when did it get so drafty in this studio?' xd
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Posted: Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:27 pm
Raven Kitsune Heavily inspired by shelby_kitty
Sora: Kairi's--Kairi's inside of me? *facepalm* Oh GOD, that sounds SO wrong! D:
Riku: *laughs hysterically* Hold on, hold on! I can do this! Wahahahahahaha!!! *collapses on the floor, still laughing*
Director: *strained voice* Sora, that's the 8th time you've screwed up. Either get it right or I'm revoking your's and Riku's vacation to that romantic getaway! D<
Sora: But I sound so UKE! I'm always the uke! *glances at Riku* Now, even with KAIRI, I'm uke?!
Kairi: *promptly stands up and points at Sora* You are my b***h.
XD Kairi's line totally cracked me up...<3
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:59 am
whee I have one! (kinda lame though)
Sora: *drawing on the wall of the secret cave*
Kairi: *is happy*Oh, Sora! You drew yourself sharing a papou with me! well, it kinda looks like Riku...hm...
Sora: *is confused*Papou?...Um... thats not a paopu I'm throwing at you...
Kairi: ...It isn't?
Sora: *smiles* Its a ninja star!
Kairi: So...you drew yourself throwing a... ninja star... at me? I get the feeling Sora doesn't like me very much...hmm....
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:31 am
...I love them all...especially the Kim Possible...
I shall post one later on!
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:01 am
Ah, because I didn't do it before, my last scene was inspired by shelby_kitty and Haycock. 8D
Meeting Up With Riku: Take One.
Riku: There you are. What's going on?
Sora: Riku! -runs up to him and hooks his fingers in his mouth-
Riku: Hey, Hey! Cut it out!
Sora: I'm not dreaming this time, right?
Riku: I hope not, it took me forever to find you. Anyways, I've just noticed something...
Sora: Um... Kairi's missing?
Riku: No, not that... -grabs the zipper of Sora's jumpsuit-
Sora: o_O;; W-what are you doing?
Riku: I wonder... -tugs it down-
Sora: ... heart
-Cencored. All you need to know is that Sora came out of it bowlegged, and both Donald and Goofy are severly tramatized-
Director: ....No. Forget it. I'm not even going to bother. I'll be in the corner, trying to drown myself in angst. D:
((8D This had no point. I'm sorry.))
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Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:36 pm
Tricy-Sama XD
I wuv'ed it!!!! heart heart heart heart heart heart heart
That was funny!!! ^ ^
Hmmmm I guess I could try, again. Don't promise anything. My brain is dead right now.
~~~~~~~Scene Of Meet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Riku: Hey there you are! What's up?
Sora: Riku *kisses him*
Riku: *grins* Sora..that wasn't in the script., but I liked it. As always. heart heart heart heart
Director: RIKU!! *thors script on floor*
Riku: Hey Sora did it! He did it! Sorry love for doing this to you-but he did it!! I actually tried this time!
Director: Look at Sora Riku. *Riku looks and sees innocent Sora* He ddin't pull his zipper down in the kiss.
Riku: Hey that happend by "accident". "Accident" I tell you.
Sora: *whispers* I always get away with everything...
Riku: *whispers to Sora* Tonight in bed your gonna pay...
Sora: O.O
~~~~~~~Take in Monstro~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sora: Riku what do you think your doing?
Riku: I was about to ask the same thing, Sora. You only seem interested showing off that keybalde these days. Do you even want to save Kairi?
Sora: No.
Riku: Good! Neither do I! *takes Sora and gets lost in Monstro*
Director: *takes his new medication that the doctor told him to take if he feels like he's gonna pop*
~~~~~~KH 2-In Twillight Town~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Roxas: Alright guys wait! *trips*
*Cloaked person picks him up & grabs him*
Cloaked Person/Riku: Can you feel Sora? Wait a minute-TIME OUT!! Why would he feel my boyfriend!!
Sora: That is so wrong!! Eww!!! The director wants me to get molested!!
Director: IfDisneydidn'thavemyheadona-I mean Riku he's Sora's nobody-he's other half. He can feel Sora.
Riku: NO HE CAN'T!!! He is not feeling my boyfriend!! I refuse to be nice to him if that's the case!!
Director: Riku be-
Riku: NO! *grabs Sora-ish all protective* No person, other than me cutie *rubs Sora's nose with his own* can FEEL my boyfriend. I refuse to say that line.
Director: But Riku Disney promised us there be a RxS ending. Where Sora gropes your bum and crys for you. Isn't that good enough?
Riku: *smirks* Yes it is. 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding 3nodding
Axel: Hey why do I have to die!!
Roxas: Wasn't me.
Axel: *stares*
Roxas: It wasn't! Disney said-"If Riku and Sora are implied; they can live happily ever after, but any other implied couples can not." Hence Disney is mean.
Axel: Let me have a word with Disney...
Riku & Sora: *make-out in FRONT of the director*
Director: *tells Cloud to hit him hard*
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:28 am
XDD Poor director guy. But he knows he really enjoys it.
I LOVED the Monstro one. xDD
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:13 am
^ Agreed. xD
That poor, poor director... I hope he doesn't try to overdose.
Alright, I'm gonna do another one, and I don't know why. 8D
Sora in Neverland: Take 1
Riku: I didn't think you'd come so soon, Sora.
Sora: ...
Riku: Sora...?
Sora: Wha-? OH! Sorry. Dirtymentalimages.
Director: Oh god. This is going to be a long, long day. Someone go get my advil!
Sora in Neverland: Take 2
Riku: -sniggers- Ahem, I didn't think you'd come so soon, Sora.
Sora: Of course! You have a very talented mouth, Ri-ku~ -wink-
Riku: -almost falls off the ship in laughter-
Director: GOD DAMNIT. D: Knock it off!
Sora in Neverland: Take 14
Riku: -huge grin- I didn't think you'd come so soon, Sora.
Sora: -loud, orgasmic moan- Riku!
Riku: Orgasming again, I see.
Director: ...
Sora in Neverland: Take 567
Director: ALRIGHT, YOU GUYS. IT'S 11:24 AND I'D LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP AND PRETEND NONE OF THIS HAPPENED. FROM THE TOP.
Riku: a*****e -coughs- I didn't think you'd come so soon, Sora.
Sora: -gasps-
Riku: -resists urge to say anything pervy- Good to see you again.
Sora: Where are Donald and Goofy?!
Riku: Are they that important to you? More important than old friends?
Instead of worrying about them, you should be asking...about her.
Sora: Kairi!
Riku: Yes, that's right. While you were off getting molested by strange old man, I finally found her. -wry smile-
Sora: ...What?
Director: ...-strangling motions towards Riku, before promptly being knocked out by Leon-
In the end, they spent another two, stressful days trying to get down that one scene, mostly because of all the hidden sexual innuendo's that the boys had found. Damn it all.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:57 am
Because I haven't done one in a while...but I decided to use the KH II story instead, because I got bored of KH I jokes. It's in white because of spoilers, highlight to see, you know what to do.
After the Light blasts the group:
The group wakes up on the floor. Sora sees Riku and his flowing silver hair. He is blindfolded.
Sora: Riku? *he runs over to him*
Riku: *gets himself up*
Sora: Riku!
Donald & Goofy: Wow!
Kairi: Holy fu- I mean...Riku!
Mickey: Ansem did say "anything could happen"...
Riku: *looks ahead*
Sora: Riku, you gonna take that off?
Riku: But...Sora, now?
Sora: *rolls his eyes* I meant your blind fold.
Riku: *smirks* Are you sure? I could take it all off if you want...
Sora: Riku! Not in front of the disney characters!!
Director: OH FOR THE LOVE OF-CUT!!! I already had to deal with this in Kingdom Hearts I, but Kingdom Hearts II?!!!
Mickey: Aw Director, you knew those two can't handle themselves.
Goofy: Ahyunk, now they're off to their trailer again.
Director: WHAT?!! When did they-GOOFY WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM?!
Goofy: Gwarsh, wouldn't that be muddling?
Everyone: THAT'S 'MEDDLING'!!
Director: *break the chair in half and gives a tarzan roar as he runs toward the trailers*
Kairi: Hm, he'll regret openning the trailer door.
Donald: They better not be in MY trailer again!
Goofy: I think they're at Mickey's trailer.
Mickey: *gasps* Oh my gosh! DON'T GO NEAR THE SOFA!!! *runs after the director*
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:31 am
Queen Of Mallets as usual it's funny! ^ ^
*klap klap* Yes Riku would think that. *giggles*
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:12 pm
Mkay, last one from me, and then I'll shut up and go back in my hidey-hole. 8D QoM, I love you. Lots.
BEHIND THE SCENES: Checking out the new costumes
Riku: ...Hey Sora, you have an 'X' on your butt.
Sora: o_O; Yeah, so?
Riku: -cough- Hold on... -walks out and comes back with a leash-
Sora: ...No. Nonononono. If you touch me with that thing, I'll caste-
Riku: -clips it onto his a**- Come along, my pet!
Sora: >>; Ohgodda-
Kairi: Hey Riku? Sora has one on his crotch, too!
Riku: ...Oh, really now? -evil snicker-
Kairi: You know, 'X' marks the spot.
Sora: Why do I have the feeling that I would be able to walk straight for monthes?
xD Yeah, that was incredibly pointless.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:35 pm
kh2, wite it out! (kinko's correctional fluid!) :0
Riku: help me up i can't walk *(evil smile)* ((hahah yes i can muahah!))
Sora surprised k.
riku: wait is he touching my butt!? [falls over]
Sora:looks at riku *evil/cute laugh*
Riku: i liked that why u stop!
sora: what? my hand slipped *sora lied!!!!*
Riku:..... i feel like and idiot!
Sora: because you are.
RIKU: *hits sora*
sora surprised ww! i did ok?
riku: hahahah i new it
roxas: shut the ******** up!
axel: ^^ awww!
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Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:55 pm
*howls with laughter* My God, those were absolutely hysterical. ='DDD
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:35 pm
kh1 meeting in traverse town
sora: riku! is that really yu!
riku well what yu expect!?
sora: *looks up and down riku slowly*
riku: *thinks: eheheee*
sora:i missed you s-
riku: *wispers*like what you see i know you do.
sora:0_0 *thinks:hells yah!*
sora: hooks fingers in his mouth*
riku: *thrust*
sora: *thinks: muahahah!* riku, uhh what r u-
riku:shut up lets do it right here!!!!!
director: thats not in the script!
riku/sora: yes it is!
director *looks at the script and notices a post it that says "love scene"* wtf? who wrote this? riku?
riku: nuuu! thats not my handwriteing!
director: uhhhhhh......
mickey: hahah!...............>>...........<<......... sorry.
roxas: keep it going!
axel: *blushes* i decided to me the passive. do i look it? (******** u all!) *falls over*
sora/riku/roxas/director/mickey: 0_o
heart
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