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when you try to mind war some one then they ask if your constipated.

Heh, sharks and minows.
Start of the game, lots of minows(including me) vs a shark.
"Brothers! For too long the oppresion of a lone figure has sat on our shoulders. The only reason why he terrefies you is that he can over power one of us, but he can't over power all of us! Unite my brothers! And purge the seas of his evil! REPEEEEEENT!!!"

Should have seen the look on his face during the speech( confused + surprised ) and right afterwards when the entire class zerged his a**( eek + gonk ).
This post is dedicated to the men and women of PE class who served in the name of the Emporer that day.

When ever someone calls you a psikic(i can't spell.....get over it) and you run away screaming "THE BLACK SHIPS ARE COMING, THE BLACK SHIPS ARE COMING"

;-_- I had a few of those after reading The Fall of Malvion...

I've had a bloodthirster come after me one time burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes

I CAN QUOTE 10 DIFFERENT CODEXES AND HAVE DONE SO ON MORE THAN ONE OCASSIAN.

P.S. I have also been known to tell people about the greater good and refer to myself in public as Shas'O Vior'la Mont'Kauyon Shi'Kais Piet'Na.

P.P.S. I cuss people out in Tau

you know you play too much 40k when: you correct the GW staff regarding a rule/release date. sweatdrop

or, when your "big event" for when your parents are out of town is to get in as much 40k gaming as you can.

...When yiou play daemonhunters and your favorite word in the english dictionary is "Heretic"