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 Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:18 pm
"Ah." SN said, then shuddered again and said, "I need a drink..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:24 pm
The cook grinned, "Too bad, after the mercs left your....mom went on a binge, we're out of booze."
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:28 pm
SN sighed, "So it really is the end of the world..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:35 pm
The cook laughed once more, "No, just the end of the booze till we get re-stocked, maybe you should check on your mom?"
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:39 pm
"You tell me a person who likes to be woken up to a hangover, and I'll check on her. Besides, I'm not really sure if I can talk to her at the moment..." SN said.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:43 pm
The cook grinned, "Aye, I suppose it would be strange, but think of it this way, if she was your dad first then doesn't that mean that he's actually a straight guy in a girl's body? So I'd say the only thing that changed was physical appearances and multiple orgasms." The cook laughed heartily.
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:48 pm
The cook winked, "Hey, want to hear a joke? It's a pretty good one."
((lmao dude this joke is effing hilarious))
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:51 pm
"Sure." SN said, hoping it would take his mind off the situation.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:01 pm
The cook smiled, "All right. So god is almost done creating man and woman. He looks at the to of them and says, 'Well I have a few things left over, so you get to choose which one to have. The first thing I have is this thing that lets you pee wherever you want.' Man says, 'Oh I want it I want it!' Woman says, 'He can have it, I don't care.' So the man takes his p***s and starts peeing all over the place. Then woman looks at god and asks, 'So what's left for me?' God shrugs and says, 'Just multiple orgasams.'" The cook starts laughing uproariously."
((LMAO))
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:04 pm
(XD, lol, nice, oh, and here's a quick poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I)
SN shuddered, "Can we move to a less-sexual topic?"
(oh, and would Zylo be interested in being Nerd's outside force? *points at the 'other' section of Nerd's pro)
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:12 pm
((lol and so am I, and I, and I, and the demon behind you. Also sorry dude but Zylo would never remove Zelly's memories. Kranza on the other hand would XP))
The cook chuckled, "All right all right, your 'mom' took 11 shots of my special brew before she hit the trophy."
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:15 pm
(lol and lol)
"Wow, seriously? I can only last about 9..." SN said.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:21 pm
((Is that brain wipe permission?))
The cook laughed, "Yes, then I told her Rene's record and she decided to 'practice' her drinking by running us out of booze."
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Zylo the Wolfbane Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:26 pm
(the memory-replacement thing has already happened, I just needed someone who would do it. Why do you think Nerd agreed to sleep with Rene?)
"Huh... I knew my mom was a drinker, but wow..." SN said.
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