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Chaotic Rose Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:11 pm
Ravenna182 Chaotic Rose I want a puppy! *follows mail guy to van* Me too! me too! I wanna pup-pup too! mrgreen whee *runs to the van finds none and starts beating the mail guy with a grabbed random package* ):<
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 3:57 am
Yeah... Gaia Guild Bot >>'
Ryo Toryama: [5:46] Hewoo
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:46] Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
Ryo Toryama: [5:46] I never ben there? Whywould I go surfing?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:46] You will have domestic happiness and faithful friends.
Ryo Toryama: [5:46] Domestic happiness? uh huh o.o'
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:46] Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall.
Ryo Toryama: [5:47] ... what?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
Ryo Toryama: [5:47] erm... that's creepy
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.
Ryo Toryama: [5:47] wait... huh? long forgotten? NO!!! BAD MEMORIES!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:47] Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
Ryo Toryama: [5:48] ... the hell...?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] You will live to see your grandchildren.
Ryo Toryama: [5:48] YAY!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] You will be winged by an anti-aircraft battery.
Ryo Toryama: [5:48] winged by... huh?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] If you can read this, you're too close.
Ryo Toryama: [5:48] really? oh sorry
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:48] Try to have as good a life as you can under the circumstances.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You have many friends and very few living enemies.
Ryo Toryama: [5:49] How do you know!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:49] You have been selected for a secret mission.
Ryo Toryama: [5:50] please... don't make me do that O_o
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:50] Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Ryo Toryama: [5:50] Really... I thought that was when Iwas born
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:50] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?
Ryo Toryama: [5:51] Okay... I did them and I hate bio!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
Ryo Toryama: [5:51] Ialready do that...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Ryo Toryama: [5:51] I never even... o.o'
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:51] Keep it short for pithy sake.
Ryo Toryama: [5:52] Oooooooooookay... Im going t vanish
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:52] If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
Ryo Toryama: [5:52] wait... how do you know about tuesday!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:52] Truth will out this morning. (Which may really mess things up.)
Ryo Toryama: [5:52] You lie!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:52] You recoil from the crude; you tend naturally toward the exquisite.
Ryo Toryama: [5:52] I prefer both thnk you very much
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:52] If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
Ryo Toryama: [5:53] Thanks for pointing out the obvious... jerk...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] You will gain money by a speculation or lottery.
FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=gold coins" You got 50 gold for Instant Messaging
Ryo Toryama: [5:53] leave me alone!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] You will meet an important person who will help you advance professionally.
Ryo Toryama: [5:53] my uncle?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] You too can wear a nose mitten.
Ryo Toryama: [5:53] Err...?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:53] Your society will be sought by people of taste and refinement.
Ryo Toryama: [5:54] *runs away as fast as possible*
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:54] You'll be sorry...
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2009 7:38 am
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 5:48 pm
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:18] Halleujah!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:18] You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:18] Thak you Jesus!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:18] Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:19] Glory to God!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:19] You can create your own opportunities this week. Blackmail a senior executive.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:19] I rebuke you in th name of Jesus!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:19] Your step will soil many countries.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:20] Begone spirit of satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:20] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:20] Amen!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:20] You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:21] Halleljuah!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:21] Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:22] Oh ye of little faith.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:22] Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:23] And then I sall sing a broken Hallelujah.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:23] After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:23] You speak Blasphemy!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:23] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:23] Repent your sins!!!!!!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:23] Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:25] I shall walk in the valley of death and I shall fear no evil. I fear no-ne but the One whom I respect and love.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:25] Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:26] If that's the way God has planed it. Then so it shall be.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:26] Your domestic life may be harmonious.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:40] Repent your sins sister. Accept that you have sinned and repent. Do not fear for there is a way. God istha way. Now when you give your life to God your making a commitment. Your agreeing that you have sinned ad are accepting it your asking Jesus and God himself to save you from the punishment you so rightly deserve. Sister. Don't follow the path that leadsto death and destruction. Follow the narrow path. Scripture tells us that all humans are created equal. We were born into sin and deserve nothing less than death for wha we do in our lives. Sister Kneel down. I'm gonna pray for you. For I don't want to see another member of our great family fall into the hands of the Devil. God. I justask that you watch over this soul, for she is in need ofyour healing. Guide her and keep her safe. God. You know we don't deserve your mercy. And yu know that we Christians thank you everyday for saving us from hell. Lord You are the way. And only your salvation is our only hope. Watchover GG and come into her. let her know your pressence. God I just ask you to make her into the best human she can be. In Jesus name I pray. Amen.
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:40] Good day to let down old friends who need help.
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:44] ((Guys.......I jus scared myself.......as I was writting out that speech I felt somehing come over me. It felt so good and comforting.....I was doing this as a joke but.......I think I just full fledged prayed for anon-exsistent being and felt the same feeing gowhen I prayed for my friends awhile back...........................................................
God is good...Halleujah.....thank you Jesus.))
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [6:44] You are number 13! Who is number one?
chouthenekoarmyveteran: [6:44] God
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:39 pm
oh nuuuuu! Chou's having a religious epiphany!
*graveyard church bells ring a mournful chime of the hour**lays a rose on the newly turned earth of a fresh grave with a tombstone that reads "Here Lies chouthenekoarmyveteran, May He Rest In Pieces."*
(( rofl ))
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:46 pm
Meh. I've always been very religious. I just didn't expect that to kick in on an inanimate object/person
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:44 pm
Lindsey = L
Tiffany = T
Me = A
Hope = H
L: Welp, guess what guys? Some random dude just asked me to get into his car. That's I believe the third kidnapping attempt I've experienced in my short life...
T: Aww man! What'd he offer you?
H: Probably Nerds. Those things are like crack to Lindsey. Have you guys noticed that? xD
A: Yup. xD She sits there in class chuggin' em'!
L: Shut up Smurf. stare I can stop whenever I want to.
T: How about right now? =D
L: No way man, I have a test next period and these babies are the only reason I'm still awake right now. *hugs giant box of Nerds*
H: So what'd he use? Candy? Puppies? Other small furry animals? xD
A: What?! Who?! Where?! Candy?! O_O
H: .........o_o;
T: ......0_o;
L: Ha! Karen would be easily kidnapped! xD She'd just believe that he had more candy in his strange black van!
A: Hey, man I was a fat little kid. I was totally shocked when told not to follow strangers with free puppies and junk. The idea of NOT following the strange man in a trench coat who offers you candy just totally SHOCKED me! I mean, man! If some guy is out there giving away sugar I would TOTALLY go!! =D I'd be like, "Tah heck with this man! Hey! I'll catch up in a minute! Save me a puppy too!"
*everyone laughed* XD
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 3:42 pm
Another convo with GG... surprise ending!
Ryo Toryama: [5:32] Are you still stalking me?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:32] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Ryo Toryama: [5:32] ... tha hell?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:32] Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
Ryo Toryama: [5:32] NUUU! I DON'T WANA GET KICKED OUT
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:32] Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Ryo Toryama: [5:33] Ignorance... that, dear lady, is fightin words
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:33] It was all so different before everything changed.
Ryo Toryama: [5:33] no duh o.o'
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:33] You will hear good news from one you thought unfriendly to you.
Ryo Toryama: [5:34] really... will that person have had a boot in his arse?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:34] Your boyfriend takes chocolate from strangers.
Ryo Toryama: [5:34] boyfriend...? I have girlfriend... and I'm straightso yeah... psycho >:3
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:34] You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
Ryo Toryama: [5:35] Awesome! I'll be famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:35] You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant.
Ryo Toryama: [5:35] bri?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:35] Do what comes naturally. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Ryo Toryama: [5:36] Er...?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:35] Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.
Ryo Toryama: [5:36] I KEELLLL YOU!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:36] You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
Ryo Toryama: [5:36] Are yu frm the FBI?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:36] You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard
this message.
Ryo Toryama: [5:36] You've been saved by Chou! Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:36] Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
Ryo Toryama: [5:37] HA! I laugh at chu
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:37] You will be married within a year, and divorced within two.
Ryo Toryama: [5:37] SAY WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?! Not true... I love my gf and we will have a long and happy marriage... so STFU
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:37] It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
Ryo Toryama: [5:38] Your a mean lady sometimes... yu know that?
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:38] You will gain money by an illegal action.
Ryo Toryama: [5:38] I... maybe...
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:38] Don't worry. Life's too long.
-- Vincent Sardi, Jr.
Ryo Toryama: [5:38] Not in prison with a death sentence
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:38] Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
Ryo Toryama: [5:39] Er... did chou really save your inanimate
soul?!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:39] Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.
Ryo Toryama: [5:39] True True
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:39] A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.
Ryo Toryama: [5:39] Heeeeelllllll naw
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:39] Best of all is never to have been born. Second best is to die soon.
Ryo Toryama: [5:40] Oh no! Chou! She needs saving again!!!
[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:40] Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:17 am
xD!!!!!! My mom told me about this a few minutes ago as we were digging through baby photos for the life pics thread.
Valentine's Day. 1994. My mom brings a bunch of flowers and a few balloons to my dad's work and sets them up in the caffeteria. She then goes to fetch my father and they return to theroses and heart shaped balloons. whee
Dad: *stares at the flowers and ballons and then whispers to his wife* Heh.. Some poor saps gonna get it.. xd
Mom: stare *raises one eyebrow* Hello sap.
Dad: *facepalm*
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:32 pm
As I was just reading my post in the chat thread--updating such important information as Ash's Pizza Parties, Midnight curfew, and oh yeah--that in six weeks time, she'll be able to break brick with her bare hands.....her Dad looks up and says,
"Holy Shlt!--they're gonna teach her that?!"
Me: Yep.
Him: "She'll come home mad with power!"
Me: rofl rofl rofl "I think I just might go post this in funny convos right now!"
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Shiro Ookamitoko Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:59 am
I logged on to my account on Ash's computer (we all have our own accounts on all the computers so that we can each have a password) and I noticed this in a notepad up in the corner. I saved it months ago to put in here and then forgot. So here's a funny convo I had with Ash a long time ago (like, back when we had to go to school and I had access to a library.)
Ash and I were talking about this book I read and we ended up having a pretty funny conversation. I was telling her about a character, Tandy, who was raised in the underworld and knew nothing about the surface world. She blundered into a trap and the ogre protecting her tried to save her...
Me: So the Ogre yells "No go!" 'cause ogres are so dumb that they don't know how to speak without ryhming. So she yells "Eeeeek! The monster's gonna eat me!", and blunders into the tangle tree, which then tried to eat her!
Ash: So she's like a cheerleader?
Me: Well, I guess so. But she's less like a cheerleader later on! Like when she gives up her remaining half-soul to Smash so that he can . . .
Ash: *Weird face*
Me: Yeah, half-soul. They got stuck in the void, and the only way out was to ride a night mare, and...
Ash: *weirder face*
Me: Whatever.
Ash: You still got that book?
And then Ash borrowed the book, didn't read it, and I ended up with overdue fees. sweatdrop stare
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:20 pm
So, I was making floor plans for some of our characters...
Kela-chan: Why do parents always put their childrens' playrooms in the basement? I mean, really. What would happen if the basement just suddenly caved in, huh? How would the parents feel then?
Me: So... No playroom in the basement then?
A-chan, coming in: ...Was that a yaoi reference?
XD
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:15 pm
Another. My Grandma bought a pack of batteries that came with a duck bath thermometer.
Grandma: Oh, look, it comes with a duck.
A-chan: Right. Because we need a duckie to tell us that, when our bath water is hot enough to give us third-degree burns, it's too hot.
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:59 pm
I THINK most parents who put playrooms in the basement are seeking silence--it's much easier to soundproof a basement.
Parents who place the playroom in the attic however, are more apt to want a listening ear able to gauge the play of their children...it's much easier to detect both flurries of activity, and a long enough silence to warrant a check wink
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:04 am
Your right of course leeya-chan ^^
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