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 Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:28 pm
ping-rose Nevyn_Marie SamekhMem Nevyn_Marie *munches on moldy bread and mashed pink bananas, since is no longer a vampire and cannot subsist on blood alone.* You still look like a vampyre. Or at least vampyrish...
You want fresh blood from fresh, young, healthy victims donors.
Don't bother with old people - They're all dried up, crusty, most of 'em are on a medley of drugs ( not the fun kind ).
Ones to hunt for: fresh, young, full of blood, healthy.
Ones to avoid: zombies, other vampires, dark elves, emos ( all that wrist cutting leave's em dry ) old people, christians, and rednecks.
Why rednecks? Their blood is 99% moonshine, and all the inbreeding makes 'em taste funky. Rednecks = hangover and bad aftertaste.
Oh, and if you have acid reflux, or just don't like spicy foods, stay away from mexicans too.This looks like somebody has done waaaaaay too much research!
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Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:53 pm
SamekhMem ping-rose Nevyn_Marie SamekhMem Nevyn_Marie *munches on moldy bread and mashed pink bananas, since is no longer a vampire and cannot subsist on blood alone.* You still look like a vampyre. Or at least vampyrish...
You want fresh blood from fresh, young, healthy victims donors.
Don't bother with old people - They're all dried up, crusty, most of 'em are on a medley of drugs ( not the fun kind ).
Ones to hunt for: fresh, young, full of blood, healthy.
Ones to avoid: zombies, other vampires, dark elves, emos ( all that wrist cutting leave's em dry ) old people, christians, and rednecks.
Why rednecks? Their blood is 99% moonshine, and all the inbreeding makes 'em taste funky. Rednecks = hangover and bad aftertaste.
Oh, and if you have acid reflux, or just don't like spicy foods, stay away from mexicans too.This looks like somebody has done waaaaaay too much research!
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:21 am
ping-rose That information is highly confidential.
Do you have the clearance to receive an answer to your inquiry?
Let's see your papers. you ate my papers... stare
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:58 am
Oh poot...I don't seem to be a zombie any more.
Well, it's hard to tell, under all this hair...
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:16 am
SamekhMem Oh poot...I don't seem to be a zombie any more. Well, it's hard to tell, under all this hair...
There's a fire demon imp thingy next to you.
Is it working for the kingdom of insanity, or just a visitor?
If it's a visitor, it should have one of those nifty all-forms-of-destruction-proof visitor's passes.
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:18 pm
karuselo SamekhMem Oh poot...I don't seem to be a zombie any more. Well, it's hard to tell, under all this hair...
There's a fire demon imp thingy next to you.
Is it working for the kingdom of insanity, or just a visitor?
If it's a visitor, it should have one of those nifty all-forms-of-destruction-proof visitor's passes.That's Irving. He had a visitor's pass. He ate it.
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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:35 am
SamekhMem karuselo SamekhMem Oh poot...I don't seem to be a zombie any more. Well, it's hard to tell, under all this hair...
There's a fire demon imp thingy next to you.
Is it working for the kingdom of insanity, or just a visitor?
If it's a visitor, it should have one of those nifty all-forms-of-destruction-proof visitor's passes.That's Irving. He had a visitor's pass. He ate it.
Huh. I guess I'll just have to put him through the nuclear-radioactive-atomic-andallarounddangerous x-ray machine so we can see it. Oh, and DerZ, you should go to the help desk and request my-papers-were-eaten-I-need-clearance-again form number 99999666. Then come back.
In the words of the all-knowing mystical 8-ball: Ask again later.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:36 am
Oh poot. I appear to be a zombie again.
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:33 pm
They said you ate all the forms
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:23 pm
No he didn't I ate them but I left a hologram so they thought he did
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Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:57 pm
Some one still lurks in the kingdom?!
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