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 Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:24 pm
Politics.
How come the grass is green
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:14 pm
Because God didn't think the world was ready for magenta
What are sharks really thinking?
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:40 pm
Sharks always think 'Those little fish are gonna get it for calling me a nerd in grade school...'
Where is the chicken?
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Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:13 pm
In my Crib Fo-Fizzle!
Da Hizzle Wa Wizzle De Chunky Sizzle?
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:35 am
PICKLE JUICE.
why is popcorn gross
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:51 pm
Because it hates you.
Why can't you believe it's not butter?
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:18 pm
Because it is made from horse pee.
Why do finger nails grow?
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:21 pm
Because if they didn't the world would implode.
Why do vampires hate sunlight?
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:18 pm
It turns their hair pink.
Why do birds fly?
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:41 pm
because it's better than walking.
why arn't "scary" movies scary?
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 7:44 pm
Because they are made in Cuba.
Why did you pull my finger?
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:48 am
Cause I could... <_<
Why did you hug me?
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:55 pm
Cause your mom told me to razz
How long can a duck breathe under water?
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:06 pm
Until their oxygen tanks last.
Why does fire burn?
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:46 pm
Because it is cold as ice...baby!
Why did Russia invade Georgia?
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