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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:31 pm
Granted, but when you hold it above your head it's overwhelming weight causes you to stumble backwards 1000 miles until you reach Cosmo Canyon and fall into it's crevices never to be seen again. Not too bad, at least you'll have the rest of your life alone with a sword you can't pick up.
I wish all FFVII yaoi and hentai would turn to Rick Roll videos.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:53 pm
Granted, but then all the FFVII yaoi fangirls would mob you every day for the rest of your life, myself included.
I wish I had some FFVII yaoi right now...<<
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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:50 pm
GRANTED... twisted but its Cid and Barret and they are swearing a lot.
I wish I had a giant sword and mad jumping skills so i could go fight crime.
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:00 pm
Granted, but you don't have any skills with a sword and accidentally impale yourself with it.
I wish Vincent was my father! <3 8D
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:21 pm
Granted but you will be negleted due to the fact he is so depressed all the time and you end up killing yourself.
I wish I could have inifite Phoenix Downs
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 8:33 am
Granted. Ironically, you are crushed to death by the never ending mountian of Phoenix Downs...and revived by them...and crushed again...and revived...and crushed...
I wish Cloud had a personality.
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Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 5:41 pm
Granted but now he is so annoying, that all the others kill themselves.
I wish I could use materia...
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 4:53 pm
Granted, but you can only use "Enemy Lure" materia.
I wish Moombas were in FFVII
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:28 pm
Granted but they can't handle the climate and all die.
I wish Kadaj looked more like a man.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:02 pm
Granted, but he is horribly ugly and disfigured.
I wish I had all of Vincent's limit breaks.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:25 am
Granted, but now your have four demons in your head that won't stop fighting over control of your body. Also, Galian keeps chasing after every dog in heat in the neighborhood.
I wish they'd remake Dirge of Cerberus as a dating sim. biggrin
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:45 am
granted, but the game has a flaw and even if you try really hard you always end alone
i wish i could use summon materia
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:16 pm
Granted, but you can only use Choco/Mog materia.
I wish I had a golden chocobo to do whatever I wanted it to.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:49 am
granted, but your golden chocobo is afraid of hights and water because he can't swim and he doesn't like sand
i wish to go to nibelheim
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