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 Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:15 am
"Hey! guys! come here, quick, I'm selling Alie on Craig's list! So many offers.... but they're all so low... TIME TO MAKE A NEW EBAY ACCOUNT! I can do that because I have a spaceship and since they can only figure it out based off your location, I can change locations easily." I purr, the sound a loud rumble coming from the speaker of my ship down to the cafe.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:37 pm
The rebar makes a loud whack but breaks into dust like an over-dry churro as it comes in contact with Wolffan. Phaeton holds up the remaining bit, then looks at the dusty mess left behind. "Awesome..."
"Why sell animals on the Internet, Naro? It's not like someone can't just wander into the wilderness and trap one themselves. It isn't hard." He shrugged and shook his head somewhat condescendingly. "Besides, express mail of living material will kill your profit margin."
He looked down at the hole in the ground from where he took the segment of rebar and tosses it back in, to hear the sound of steel clinking against concrete. Hmm... does that limit it to hostilities against living targets? I'll have to bring a zombie in here.
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 3:48 pm
I eat half of the churro and purr at Phaeton. "I know it's easy to catch animals.. but Alie's worth a lot, didn't you see the first attempted? we made SO MUCH MONEY! Well... we would have.. but a few mean people here wouldn't let me..."
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Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:34 pm
And yet will prevent you from doing so again. *glare*
((Too tired to spruce up the post. Work's been at my throat again lately. I'm pretty exhausted.))
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:05 pm
"Does my opinion matter not?" Alie asks.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:43 pm
"Never has, never will." I yawn,walking through the door for once.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:19 pm
"Well in case it matters to anyone," Alie starts glaring at Wynaro, "if I knew I'd go for that much, I would've sold myself a while ago."
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 3:20 pm
Wynaro, you should be arrested. Not only is it illegal to sell a human being...shes a minor...which is child endangerment.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:47 pm
blah
I'm back in town folks.
Kinda bored. :/
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:48 pm
Hello cold hands. Is there anything else I can call you? I disagree with your screen name.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:57 pm
"If you sold yourself I'd just buy you and sell you for more..." I yawn, looking around a bit and appearing magically next to coldhands in my human form. "Ello cold hands, wanna hold hands?"
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:11 pm
I dont think anyone would ever really by me. Not that I ask people to feel sorry for me. I know that emotional ploys dont work
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:24 pm
"I'd just gore the customer and take the money first."
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:57 pm
My favorite pet birdy died yesterday. Dreadfully depressing day it was.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:59 pm
Sorry to hear about that. Really I am. Anything I can do for you?
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