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 Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:16 pm
to dance
what is the square root of cheese?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:27 am
25 monkey toes raised to the salsa power!
What did you do to that port o potty?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:40 am
I stuffed it full of cotton candy, potato chips, and chocolate chip cookies. emotion_c8
Hey... what's the answer to number 5
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:48 pm
87. And a half. Times three.
Why'd you throw that kid down the laundry shoot?
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:40 am
Because chicken breasts are the tastiest!!!!
Hey, what did you do to my glasses?!
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:29 pm
I did the splits. On all sides. With one of my feet on a stack of books smile
(btw, I can actually do that.) (with two chairs actually) (guess who's gonna be an acrobat??)
How come I can't just see myself how others see me?
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:19 am
Because you put your eyes on backwards, silly!
Why do you have a runny nose? D:
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:24 pm
Because your mucus and brain had a fight.
Why are birds flying south?
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:55 am
Because fat people were having a farting competition northbound D:
Why is the sun so hot?!
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:50 am
Because space is cold and it has to compensate!
Why do garden gnomes belong in gardens??
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 12:10 pm
So they can be cooked with the vegetables.
Why are you not looking at that cactus?
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:28 am
Because Minecraft refuses to allow robot dinosaurs that shoot rockets, fire lasers, and breath fire. emotion_donotwant
Why does shoop da whoop always fire his BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH?
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:09 am
He always has horrid indigestion from consuming all the small, sugar glazed children.
Why do hummingbirds flap their wings so fast?
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:07 am
To compensate for their lack of speed and agility.
Why is your guild a slave/master rp guild?
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:22 pm
Because we're ninjas.
Why are people's butts round?
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