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 Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:18 am
...did a funny waltz to the music. They danced and twirled until the polar bear lost is footing sending him and gecko rolling swiftly doing a rather tall hill and into a pile of...
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:19 am
... cotton candy. Upon discovering himself in a mass of said confection, the polar bear stopped and cried, "What is this, some sort of...
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Kibeth--Walker Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:11 pm
...clue to a contest?"
Everyone around the polar bear perked up their ears and listened closely as the polar bear opened his mouth, stared into the distance, and said:
"Critic!"
In the impending panic as everyone shrieked and fled for their lives, the Gryphon tapped the Mock Turtle on the shoulder and said...
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:11 am
"You should really put a tea-towel over that hole, you know. Someone could fall out of it if you're not careful."
Unfortunately for the Mock Turtle, no sooner had these words been spoken when the hole beneath him grew larger, and larger, and larger. The Mock Turtle cried, "My dear Gryphon! There is no tea-towel large enough to fill this hole! We shall be drowned in its deep seascape until such time as we are released!"
This was quite enough for the Gryphon, who took a piece of blue cloth and tied himself to the Mock Turtle. Suddenly, the Gryphon began to shout, for his eye was full of sea-salt. "How shall I complete my Uglification problems now?" he shouted.
"Why, that's simple," said a small girl behind him, who had just fallen out of the hole. "You wipe the salt from your eyes."
The Gryphon and Mock Turtle spun right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, right round round round. To their surprise, the small girl who emerged from the hole was none other than...
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:37 pm
...Gwen Stefani?
She climbed from the hole, wearing six inch pumps that she tottered on dangerously. She began to sing.
"Tick, tock! Tick, tock! Tick, tock!
Then without warning, the Queen of Hearts leapt from the bushes, swinging an axe. A well aimed chop cost poor Gwen her head. As the blonde head rolled away, still singing, it was picked up by...
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:32 pm
...some Jawas who sold it as scrap metal. In a rage, Gwen's body picked up a nearby candlestick and proceeded to brain the Queen with it. Her Majesty retaliated by...
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:32 pm
... breaking the candlestick into three pieces and reciting the first 314 digits of Pi. Why she decided to do so, we have still, to this day, absolutely no clue. Gwen's body was still quite angry, and she wanted her head back. So she began to do....
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:09 pm
... a peice of art work. She painted for three hours straight and found that it looked like nothing in particular so she threw it at...
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:12 am
.... Gaara, who spontaneously popped out of the ground and began to do the Chicken Dance. When he was hit with the painting, he screamed for three and a half minutes, then began to sing, "HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR...
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:25 am
polka dotted knee-socks!"
Hello Kitty thought he was talking to her, for she'd never heard the song before, so she launched an army of squishy marshmallows to attack Gaara!
while he was drowning under the suffocating pile of sweets, the Gryphon and the Mock Turtle realized...
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:31 pm
...that they smelled like fish. Upon noticing this, they decided that the only solution was to go on an epic quest for the golden bathtub. They started out by...
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:53 pm
...first retrieving The Golden Bathtub Treasure Map!
But, pertaining this map would be a task not so less in complicatory than retrieval of The Golden Bathtub, itself.
For, in order to pertain The Golden Bathtub Treasure Map, they'd have to find the owner.
Which(for it would be unwise to consider this "owner" a "who"), just so happened to be....
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:27 pm
.... the Ghost of Christmas Past!
Oh, but we all know that in his spare time, when said entity is not haunting someone, he spends his time in a cozy area formerly known as the Under the Bridge Red Hot Gentlemen's Club with Santa Claus and Jack Skellington. The first step in attempting to locate this place was to track down the Red Hot Chili Peppers, because the Gentlemen's Club was named after their song. They finally caught up with the Peppers on tour in....
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 6:40 pm
Milan. Because on that HD channel the Red Hot Chili Peppers are ALWAYS in Milan. Now, because I know nothing about the Chilli Peppers or Milan, I'm going to pass the story along to the next person who will begin with:
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Posted: Sun Oct 07, 2007 10:10 pm
...A ninja in desperate need of a sack of fruit flies! Said ninja was looking to feed his pet perfume bottle, when suddenly, out of a nearby teddy bear, an endangered rainbow-tailed squirrel jumped and said...
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