Day 11: Epilogue
"So that's it then?" TPK says angrily as she looks at the thin sheet of paper. "That's it. There's no real combat, a super linear path, no final boss? This module SUCKS." She crumples the paper and tosses it over her shoulder, then knocks her DM screen over and dumps the container of bar peanuts on the playing surface and everybody's miniatures. "Rocks fall, everyone dies." She downed a shot and grabbed a fallen peanut, popping it in her mouth.
PARTY stared at his baby-mama. "So who won?"
TPK glared at him. "Nobody wins a game like this."
PARTY shook his head. "No, I mean- we did this to figure out which of these poor schmu- I mean, extremely generous folks is the most responsible. You know, to help out with the kids."
Realization dawned on TPK. "Riiiight. The, um, babysitter/nanny thing. Um. Well, who was the least drunk?"

Congratulations, KITOMYX! You are the winner of Dungeons and Flagons! Your babben will be certed and dropped off at the end of the event, so tell us now if you are changing the name.
"So that's it then?" TPK says angrily as she looks at the thin sheet of paper. "That's it. There's no real combat, a super linear path, no final boss? This module SUCKS." She crumples the paper and tosses it over her shoulder, then knocks her DM screen over and dumps the container of bar peanuts on the playing surface and everybody's miniatures. "Rocks fall, everyone dies." She downed a shot and grabbed a fallen peanut, popping it in her mouth.
PARTY stared at his baby-mama. "So who won?"
TPK glared at him. "Nobody wins a game like this."
PARTY shook his head. "No, I mean- we did this to figure out which of these poor schmu- I mean, extremely generous folks is the most responsible. You know, to help out with the kids."
Realization dawned on TPK. "Riiiight. The, um, babysitter/nanny thing. Um. Well, who was the least drunk?"

Congratulations, KITOMYX! You are the winner of Dungeons and Flagons! Your babben will be certed and dropped off at the end of the event, so tell us now if you are changing the name.
Kitomyx
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Runner up in points!
SilverLutz
We really liked the cut of your RP jib!