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JabberWhut looked around. He had finished the eating all those strange desserts with the weird effects and that had been annoying and embarrassing to say the least. Though those cake pops that made him invisible were awesome. However the effect didn't last so he was just a typical cheshire cat job classee. Oh right, he had upgraded so he was a cheshire cat wraith, but that didn't seem to entail lasting periods of invisibility on his whim, so that was kinda bummer. And he was still stuck on this ginormous table.

He almost stepped off the edge of the table before he caught himself. He heard a snickering to his left. He looked. It was a giant cheshire cat because everything here just had to be gigantic.

JabberWhut frowned slightly as the cheshire cat pointed at the stack of sugar cubes. He was supposed to explore it? Sure it was as big as any ancient ruin, but at the same time, it was made out of sugar. What could possibly be hidden there?

But whatever.

At the base of the gigantic cup, there were three doors. He reached to open the middle one.

It didn't budge.

JabberWhut reached towards the door again. Apparently this was really not his day because he found himself pulling at the second door again.

It didn't budge.

He wanted to flip a table. Maybe another time then.

McCowboy went on a long walk to cool himself down after going berserker on a bunch of bats over by the fountain, and eventually found himself crossing paths with yet another cheshire cat with yet another challenge for him - to navigate through colossal-sized sugar cups. Thus far, he had succeeded in every challenge he was presented with, so why not?

He stood before the first three teacups and made a decision to cross through the left door.

McCowboy found himself presented with two ladders - one going up, and one going down - yet another decision to make. He started to climb up the ladder but it led to nowhere.

McCowboy was determined. He climbed up the ladder again and attempted to move through the block like a ghost, but then he remembered that he's not a ghost. Damn it!

He climbed back down the ladder.

Robert was tired. He could feel the ache of exhaustion in his bones - did they ever rest, in Wonderland? Was there a naptime? Should he just curl up in the bows of a giant flower and nest there until awoken by some monstrous beast? That sounded nice, except for all of the giant pollen..

But perhaps giant pollen was too big to get in the nose and lungs, and didn't affect one's breathing at all. What a thought!

Robert found himself in front of a new Cheshire Cat, and instantly his heart longed for his Cheshire Cat, busy working to make herself stronger as well. He looked up, and up, at the giant cat on the giant table, and called out loudly to him as he was greeted. The sugar cube pyramid was his next destination, and he headed there happily. A new quest to fulfill!

The outside of the doors were made of icing, and the pyramids themselves made of sugar cubes. Inside, he found himself surrounded - and almost beaten down by - a score of bread and butterflies. All together with what he'd experienced throughout the rest of the day, with killer cakes, evil cookies, and that dreadfully giant tea party, Robert realized one thing.

If Wonderland was Mimsy's world, then he truly was meant to be her Mad Hatter. Because this world was really obsessed with food.

And so was he.

He took down dozens of the bread and butterflies - with his mouth - and barrelled forward, quick to find the treasure the cat had promised him about. That was easy!

McCowboy this time chose to go down the ladder after concluding that he cannot cross through walls.