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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:08 am
Crix Madine once put up a google fight of himself against Chuck Norris to finally show the universe who is truly the most awesome. Norris got Crix-bombed. Let there be no further arguement as to who is truly the most awesome. http://muhuhaha.ytmnd.com/
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:18 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:52 pm
A long time ago, the universe was almost destroyed when the evil hellspawn known as Gungans ran amok destroying everything. All seemed lost until Crix Madine descended and beat the mess out of each and every one of them, from the oldest to the youngest, in order, until their excrements lie on the floor. It took him less time than it takes said caffed up ewok to blink.
However, Crix Madine had enough when Jar Jar Binks went back in time and brainwashed the Ratatak into dominating the galaxy. Crix decided to rape each one in order THEN beat the mess out of them so hard there was no way they could ever reproduce again.
He then chased Jar Jar down in time, caught up to him, and pulled his entire body inside out, and ejected it into the Maw in less time than it takes a kaadu to fart.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:52 pm
Crix Madine makes onions cry.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:57 am
Crix Madine beat Capn Deep Blusi up for inferring that he's insensitive and makes onions cry.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:12 pm
Crix Madine beat up EK for hinting that he cannot make onions cry.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:43 am
Crix Madine then beat us both up because of us arguing over classified information he knows is fact.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:27 pm
Crix Madine is the reason small children soil their beds.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:35 pm
Crix Madine gives out the souls of his enemies for Halloween.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:44 pm
What are you talking about? Crix Madine has no enemies! Noone's that stupid!
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:22 pm
Crix Madine has to invent enemies dumb enough to be his enemies.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:55 pm
Crix Madine runs out of opponents faster than a runs out of snackfood.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:46 am
Crix Madine killed time with a strong talking to. Then he brought him back to life because time wasn't moving at all.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:40 am
Crix Madine is the perfect cure for constipation. Med-Droids tell their patients that they're being sent to see Crix Madine, and it literally scares the s**t out of them.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:06 am
Crix Madine knows what you did last summer.
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