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 Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:37 pm
...well at least a person is not dead...didn't know Ezio was so dark O.o
Granted, but it is so good that you can't watch it without exploding from sexual frustration.
I wish I had pizza.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 7:43 am
Granted, you now have a cat named pizza
I wish vocaloids were real and weren't mean to us
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 9:48 am
Granted, but communicating with them is hard, since they need devices that output their voices in slow motion for non-vocaloids to understand.
I wish I could voluntarily keep my mind out of the gutter for once, so I wouldn't be so creepy all the time. stare
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 11:27 am
Granted, but when it does come out, it see's its shadow and runs back into the gutter, just like that groundhog
I wish the school system was a river of cotton candy! (It took me a while to think of that!) sweatdrop 4laugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:54 pm
Gramted, But You Now Have No Place To Drink Clean Water Cause The Cotton Candy Spread In The Water Systems. I Wish That I Was A Millionaire Forever.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:14 pm
Granted, but you die the first day and since you didn't buy anything you can't live forever. ^_^
I wish I had some sweets to eat~!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:50 pm
Granted, but they are poisoned.
I wish I had a vault at Gringotts.
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:10 pm
Granted, but there is a Hungarian horntail inside it.
I wish I could live in my dreams!
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:21 pm
granted, but from now on you only have nightmares.
i wish i was never stressed
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Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 6:39 pm
Granted, but now you can't live without batteries for your toys confused
I wish I could own a brothel for women where a bunch of hawt lovable guys did service.
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Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:41 am
Granted, But The Guys Aren't Straight. I Wish I Could Get Paid Without Having To Work. =T
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 7:51 am
Granted, but you turn into one of those obese people from documentaries and weigh a tonne - literally!
I wish I could magically make my headaches go away
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 6:38 pm
Granted, but they invade the minds of all your loved ones and turn them into zombies devouring your soul.
I wish I had a pony! (Little and innocent, So many ways to make this wrong)
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:37 pm
Granted, but it was actually a raping serial killer that is dressed up as a pony. When you take it home, the first thing it does is it crawls over the fence and molests the neighbour's five year old daughter. After that, he throws the neighbour and his loud lawnmower in a pool. After drinking all your lemonade, it then crawls up to your bedroom via the tree next to your window. The first (and last) thing you see is the pony's face knocking at your window. Hesitantly, you open it. That was a stupid thing to do in hindsight, because it went in and killed you. The next morning, the police found your arm hanging in a tree with a sign written with you blood saying "HAHA SUCKERS. -the pony". Your parents felt really awkward when the police told them about the sign. it's dead.
Okay. xD
I wish I had super fast fingers that can type. Really fast.
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:47 pm
lmfao. wtf spotted. xD
Granted, but they keep falling off.
I wish I had some lemonade!
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